Albosaloser
Joined Dec 2011
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What is supposed to be a marriage boot camp on a remote island turns into the ultimate test for survival when a 6-headed shark starts attacking the beach. Trapped with minimal weapons they try to fight of the shark, but quickly discover that no one is safe in the water, or on land.
Yes that is the synopsis and lure to pay actual money to watch this garbage, however the summary is the most interesting thing about this movie (though calling it a movie is an insult to real movies). I have found it helpful in those times when you wake up at night and have trouble falling back asleep, as it is so bad that it's painful to watch and you close your eyes to lessen the cringefactor.
Good luck if you can make it through.
Yes that is the synopsis and lure to pay actual money to watch this garbage, however the summary is the most interesting thing about this movie (though calling it a movie is an insult to real movies). I have found it helpful in those times when you wake up at night and have trouble falling back asleep, as it is so bad that it's painful to watch and you close your eyes to lessen the cringefactor.
Good luck if you can make it through.
Apple seem to excel in taking promising sci-fi movies and turning them into confusing borefests..this is both confusing and slow and yet another reason to not take up an Apple TV subscription.
Yet another dull movie by this actress, I don't understand her acting choices but this is yet another notch on her stinker belt. Don't waste your time.
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