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Today's Featured Article - Ceiling Cat Recently featured: Ceiling Cat Archive – Vote for featured articles Yesterday's Featured Article - Did you know... ...that the Qu'ran was originally taken from a page in the Thomas the Tank Engine activity and coloring book? (pictured) ...that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Brothers movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices? ...that George Washington was an avid heterosexual? ...that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe? ...that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank? ...that I am a schizophrenic? ...and so am I? ...me too? ...shut up Frank, you're not even supposed to be here today. ...that sheep shrink when it rains?

In the news Donald Trump tells Republican candidates: You're fired! US, Turkey agree to complicate IS situation Rising cost of elder care forcing more families back together Pluto is disappointingly predictable (pictured) OMG did you see George Osborne writes for UnNews? George Osbourne: help us reform the welfare state Military drills will come to your town soon Neil Young takes music off Spotify Buckingham Palace: we were all Nazis back then Hot dogs are choking hazards; your whore mother is dead How our porn tastes have changed Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life Cats support Trump for president File:LLL On this day... April 4: National No Spamming Day (Iraq) 3141 BC - The world's first great pi was baked. It took 3.141592654 years to eat. 1581 - Francis Drake circumcised the world with an enormous 300 ft clipper 1937 - Foodspam created to combat E-Spam. 1949 - Iceland's blundered declaration of war on the USA leads to the accidental formation of NATO. 1951 - The world's favourite missile, the Tomahawk, goes on sale in Wal-Mart. 1969 - The band Nazareth (Lead by bassist/singer Jesus) releases their most critically acclaimed album, You Shall Not Spam. 1469 - All calenders in the U.S. are set back 500 years 1503 - Disneyland Central America opens in the Aztec city of Tenochtitlan. 1589 - The first Burning man festival was held, there were no naked renaissance hippie survivors. 1884 - First episode of The Simpsons premieres in stereoscopic format. Matt Groening makes ten cents in royalties and becomes one of the wealthiest bastards on the entire planet. 1968 - That black guy got shot, and a bunch of u2 songs written about him. 1975 - You really should have bought shares in Microsoft, which was formed on this day. 1984 - President Ronald Reagan calls for an international ban on something or other, oh hell I can't remember. 1986 - Some guy named Oliver North sells Girl Scout cookies to Iran and gives the profits to CNN. 1992 - We all hated That Guy. 1993 - This Guy laughs at Someone. 2001 - The butterfly effect is proved in an ingenious experiment, causing devastating hurricane damage in China. 2002 - Actor Mickey Rooney begins his process of decomposition.

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