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Impractical Armor Strikes Again

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Graveknight

05 Jun 2025
Oh yes, she's what my buddy Jahlil calls the "fun dummy" of the party, although in this case it wasn't the kind of fun either of them would've had in mind 😏

ElaineEV

05 Jun 2025
@Graveknight she at least succeeded at being a meatshield! though not in the smartest way... and it sounds like her meat won't be going to waste

Graveknight

05 Jun 2025
I struck down the ranger before unleashing an empowered fireball on the camp. Pity nobody here recognized true power when they saw it. Ah well. I checked my companion and sure enough, she was dead; eyes glazed over and mouth parted slightly - no need to waste a potion on her. And speaking of waste, what a shame to let that gorgeous elven body rot without anyone enjoying it.... A lot of treasure came out of the cave that day, but the best was her miniaturized body in my bag of holding 😌

Graveknight

05 Jun 2025
Well in my fantasy she was smart enough at least to take an arcanist with her, although being a human I wasn't deemed much use in her haughty elven eyes. We made our way to the bandits' cave easy enough, but upon seeing their modest attire and equipment she decided she could take them before I had time to cast a single spell. I barely had time to shout "Wait!" before their ranger scout let loose upon her. She was dead before the other villains were even aware of our intrusion.

Final_sac4u

05 Jun 2025
@ElaineEV Arterial spray will frame and highlight her situation.
I wonder if the battle will halt to witness her spectacle?
Medieval warfare would have so many beautiful atrocities worthy of attention. Slashing weapons in close combat.
Beautiful..

ElaineEV

05 Jun 2025
@Final_sac4u and the arterial spray would be a great caution to others while also painting her sweet tits red!

Final_sac4u

05 Jun 2025
@ElaineEV A good placement for the last arrow would be the throat. That way she could gag and choke on blood.
It wouldn't change the inevitable outcome or even quicken her demise, but would be fun to add further insult and injury to her hopeless situation..

ElaineEV

05 Jun 2025
@Final_sac4u she clearly rolled low for initiative, where would the final arrow go?

Final_sac4u

05 Jun 2025
The realization is slowly sinking in.. Unable to breathe or scream, the only option left is to wait for the inevitable Death she will face in moments.
The agonizing pain has not taken hold yet, she may fade before the pain and panic ruin her final seconds.
If she falls forward, I wonder if the arrows will push through her back?

If I was there watching, she would get at least one more arrow 💘.

ElaineEV

05 Jun 2025
@Graveknight does the party try to resurrect her or just leave her cooling body behind and pick up a new companion with more sense (and coverage)? or was she that rare stupid adventurer who thought she could go into a dungeon solo and she is all alone?

Graveknight

05 Jun 2025
And hell if she fails her system shock fortitude save she might be dead before she ever does realize it! Such fragile constitutions... what was the poor girl thinking? 😞

ElaineEV

05 Jun 2025
@Graveknight it's the surprise and panic that makes it so hot

two arrows in her chest and she's still in disarray about the one that landed in her belly, it's not even all totalled up for her yet

Graveknight

05 Jun 2025
I absolutely love the look on her face! "I... didn't think humans... were such... good... shots. Unnnhh."