Online Dating
I went on to an online dating site.
I looking over many many profiles. A wide variety of different women describing what they want from a man. Different women seeking different things.
After a good while I came to a conclusion.
I decided that I am going to get a dog to keep me company.
I mean, why would I want to any of these women to waste their time?
And MAYBE I’ll also hire a cleaning lady. But I’m not entirely sure about that yet.