I confess that I cheat on my taxes every year.
If I did my taxes legit, then I would owe money and I am not paying shit. I don't make much anyways. I also screw over the those tax companies like TaxACT and H&R Block. I use their software to calculate how much I owe and I then put in bogus numbers in the credits/deductions areas to get and maximize my refund. When I am done, I go to those free tax websites where you have to manually input any deductions or credits. Not only do I stiff Uncle Sam but I also use the services of tax companies without paying them.
Now here is the part where the moral fags claim that they're going to report me to the IRS but you faggots won't and I will have my refund by the end of the month. I am aiming for a $400 refund when I actually owed $300.
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Good job man.
but if you get busted say hi to wesley snipes, im sure youll be cellmates for a while
Pretty sure if you can use the services for free, you aren't stiffing the tax companies. Regardless of what you do with the numbers.
rofl you're so impressed with yourself for as you put it "stiffing uncle sam" for a pathetic $400. Enjoy your federal jail term when he smartens up and realizes you've actually OWED money, because he has ALL of your work records and what you ACTUALLY should have filed on your tax returns. Wesley could use a new prison wife and from the sounds of it your faggot ass would suit him perfectly.
lol risking jail time for 400 dollars. lol idiot. you act like 400 is a lot of money i piss away 400 when im bored on amazon.
Oooh wow!!! $400 i would get $2000 back and i only made $25000 at my last job and i did mine LEGALLY! Fuckin loser!
I like it when my wife cheats on her taxes. Cheating wives are hot. She totally cucks Uncle Sam.
very "smart" to cheat taxes in a country near bankrupt..
america ows so fucking much to china and india and such that soon there will be a change of orders i'm affraid..china owns you guy's.
If you seriously believe this, you've been horribly misinformed. We only owe roughly ~17% of our total deficit. I'm too lazy to link you so you'll have to google it you lazy fuck.