What is menopause?

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mortallycoldmagazine

periods & Venom are the same thing

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Periods are just our symbiotes having their monthly temper-tantrum. Let me explain.

- Cramps? That’s just the symbiote getting hungry and snacking on your appendix, don’t be a wuss about it. 

- Cravings? Ya saw how much Venom wanted tater-tots; just use your symbiote as an excuse for your complete lack of self-control around chocolate when you have your period. 

- WE ALL GET WEIRD-ASS CHUNKS IN OUR PERIOD. That’s not the walls of our uterus, that’s just little leftover bits of our alien friend being flushed out of our body.

- Mood swings? You’re really telling me that a FOREIGN ANIMAL living in your body isn’t going to mess with your hormones/ emotions?? LIke damn, look how much having pets affects a human’s emotional state. Now imagine a pet INSIDE OF YOU. My point exactly.

-Idk if this is just me, but I sleep A. LOT. When I have my period. it’s the symbiote inside of me, taking up/using all of my energy. Like a tapeworm. (ew) 

-BIRTH CONTROL GETS RID OF THE SYMBIOTES. That’s why you don’t get your period on certain kinds of birth control. As soon as you stop taking it, though, you get re-infected.

-The symbiotes are attracted to/eat (??idk) estrogen, that’s why the only affect women. Trans women start taking estrogen pills & get infected, causing them to have periods. Trans men take estrogen blockers & permanently get rid of the symbiotes, stopping their periods. 

-Young people don’t get symbiotes bc they aren’t producing enough estrogen. 

-Menopause happens bc no symbiote wants a weak-ass old person as their host. 

-Some symbiotes are stronger/more active than others; that’s why some people have longer, heavier, more painful periods than other people. 

- The thing is, these symbiotes are a bit smaller than Venom. We don’t have goop coming out of us 24/7. We don’t always have cravings. They go on these monthly rampages for around 5 days out of the month, then they calm tf down and sleep for a while.

-But still, symbiotes causing periods would explain SO MUCH. Diarrhoea? Sweating? ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT COME WITH PERIODS? Just blame it in your stupid mfing symbiote. Hopefully, it’ll calm down and go back to sleep in a couple of days.

-Yeah idk where I was going with this but the idea popped into my head and I kinda just ran with it lol.  

brutereason

A Short Cancer Survivor Rant

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Hey so, fun fact you may not know if you’re lucky enough not to have to, but: indoor temperature control is an accessibility issue. Some people, due to autism, endocrine problems, menopause, medication side effects, or any number of other issues (including just their body sucks), cannot physically/mentally handle hot temperatures or extreme temperature changes.

Your cool fun radical hippie space that has NO air conditioning and perhaps just a box fan (if even that) is probably not accessible to a potentially large subset of folks. Even people who are physiologically “normal” can have executive function issues that prevent them from being able to focus or regulate their mood in an overly hot environment. Yeah, yeah, it’s unpleasant for everyone. But I’m talking about a whole other level of unpleasant.

When I have hot flashes in a climate-controlled environment, I’m able to manage them by taking deep breaths, taking off a layer of clothing, or drinking cold water. When I have hot flashes in a NON-climate controlled environment, they spiral out of control and lead to prickly heat all over my body, feeling like lava is pooling in my chest, mood swings, panic attacks, uncontrollable sobbing, and in extreme cases, acute depression and suicidal ideation.

Keep in mind that 80 degrees indoors is not the same as 80 degrees outdoors, where the air is usually moving at least a little bit. (I’d prefer 90 degrees outside to 80 degrees inside, any day.)

Keep in mind that if your space/activity requires any sort of physical movement besides maybe walking from room to room, the temperature will need to be lower in order to be accessible. I can tolerate sitting in an 80-degree room. If I have to be active in an 80-degree room, it leads to everything I listed above.

“Compromising” by making your space freezing cold is not a solution, because those of us who have temperature regulation issues will not be able to regulate in that situation, either. I suppose it’s better than no AC at all, but honestly not by much. Consider: installing individual thermostats in each office, loosening dress codes, providing small fans or space heaters for individuals to place next to them as needed, setting the thermostat to a consistent temperature and advertising this in advance to anyone who will be visiting or working there.

If you are inviting folks to a space that does not have effective air-conditioning, you NEED to warn them front and center. I am fucking tired of asking people if their house, event space, etc has air conditioning. I have to plan my entire life around temperature regulation now. I’m not alone. There are many of us out there. Most of them are people going through menopause who politely say nothing because it’s not something you’re supposed to talk about it. Well, I’m fucking talking about it. Install AC. If you can’t do that, warn people.