George carlin quotes

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believes you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure." - George Carlin Quotes #GeorgeCarlin #GeorgeCarlinQuotes

Some witty, wise and thoughtful George Carlin quotes that not only makes you laugh but also force you to question your beliefs.

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Everyone appreciates your honesty until you are honest with them. Then, you’re an asshole. – George Carlin

"When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America, you get the front row seat." - George Carlin Quotes #GeorgeCarlin #GeorgeCarlinQuotes Eman Eman

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