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an easter bunny holding a chainsaw with the caption i won't announce my descent into madness but there will be signs
a black and white photo with the words looking into essential oils which one is it that calms other people down
an image of a quote on food that says if you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal follow me for more recipes
a black and white photo with the words i said to myself self and knew it was me, cause
there should be a margarita truck that drives around playing march music in the evening and we can run out with our money like an ice cream truck, but you know
the words are written in black and white on a black background, with an image of a
a sign that says it's nice outside i think i'll sit out on the patio
people who think you get boring as you age have clearly never experienced the thrill of seeing two hummingbirds at the feeder at the same time
a portrait of a man with a hat and coat, sitting in front of a wall
a woman holding a glass and looking at the camera with text that reads me debating if i'm going to let it slide or start something
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Dish Towel - My Child Would Never
Our towels are sewn and printed by hand (by an all female team!) in Michigan from 100% unbleached cotton. They measure approximately 24" x 26" when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They're printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink, that's good for the environment and soft to the touch! They make a great hostess gift with a bottle of wine, or a fun stocking stuffer or white elephant gift too!
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a black t - shirt that says just because i'm awake doesn't mean i'm ready to do things
Just Because I'm Awake Doens't Mean I'm Ready
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a sign that says, day 3 without chocolate lost hearing in my left eye
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