Women jokes

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. .. #funny, #joke, #humor

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common “enemy”. ~ Sam Levenson. Click Here For More Funny Sayings. #funny #funnyquotes #quotes #quotestoliveby #dailyquote #oneliners #jokes

She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir...

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

“Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said. Later, he offered her a cigarette. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said again. On the drive home, he saw a motel. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there. “Okay,”...

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Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, […]

A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married. She put […] More

Here are 11 great one-liner jokes that will make your toes curl, I’m sure. They made me smile, and I hope you'll smile too. Enjoy them all.

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Welcome to this collection of funny women quotes that combines humor and wisdom. Today’s blog post is all about celebrating the quick wit an...

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