Your oven
it checks, then adjusts
This is why your food is edible.
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A government has one job: make the median person healthier and richer. Most are bad at it, because the people who profit from the current setup pay to keep it that way — governments spend x more testing weapons than testing cures. So we do the boring thing. We buy a controlling share of the companies whose lobbying blocks the fix, hand that power to ordinary people instead of a boardroom, and point it at the policies that nearly every country's data says actually raise health and income. The lobby that spent decades stopping cures starts paying for them. It's almost like pointing the money at the goal works better. Weird. (This already runs as software. The math is public.)
Your oven measures the temperature, compares it to what you asked for, and adjusts. So does your fridge, your cruise control, your toilet. Your government runs the most complex system on Earth with less feedback than a toaster.
it checks, then adjusts
This is why your food is edible.
it doesn't check anything
It never checks whether the policy worked. This is why your citizens are dead.
installs the thermostat
Measure two numbers — how long people live, how much they earn — keep the policies that raise them, drop the ones that don't, repeat.
1
Buy a controlling share of the big weapons companies. The people you buy out get richer doing it - the share price goes up, not down.
2
Instead of one boardroom deciding what that power does, every person gets a say - simple this-or-that choices that add up to what the public actually wants.
3
Feed in two centuries of data from nearly every country: which laws actually made people live longer and earn more. Rank them.
4
The lobbying budget that used to block the fix now pays to pass it - starting with a year redirected into testing cures.
The manual at warondisease.org is the employee handbook. Earth Optimization Services is the Company, which is you and everyone else. Your title is President of Earth Optimization Services, and so is everyone's. You run the planet now.
The whole takeover costs about - roughly per person, if every human chipped in. Nobody collects $90 from anybody. You put money in, you own part of it, and the returns come from those companies getting more valuable as the economy grows. You are not paying to fix the planet. You own part of the fix.
Use your own assumptions. If the numbers stop working, good. That means the page did a useful thing.
95% CI: 1.2x - 1.6x. Base case: .
Illustrative. YOUR assumptions, not a promise or offer. Not investment advice.
$35,687
1.4x your investment
$64,844
Defense stocks at 10.0%/yr for 10 years
$61,928
10.0% chance of $35,687 + 90.0% chance of $64,844
You invest $25,000. If the campaign succeeds (10.0% estimated), your shares appreciate to $35,687 (1.4x). If it fails, you hold defense stocks worth $64,844 at market return. The probability-weighted expected value is $61,928, which is $2,916 less than the S&P would have returned. You also do not die of a curable disease, which is not reflected above but is arguably the better return.
29x
success multiple buying at 5.0% implied (1.4x assets times the repricing from 5.0% to certainty) = $713,731 on $25,000
$35,687
then the price already reflects the odds, entry timing is fair, and you are paid in variance, not extra expected value. Early just means cheaper and riskier.
2.0x
your 10.0% belief divided by the 5.0% the market prices in. Above 1x, the market is underpaying you for the risk.
$106,866
$250,000 riding the 1.4x trajectory gap; probability-weighted $10,687.
$129,732
market-asleep expected value at your assumptions, using the same fail path above.
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