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Thank you for your patience. Your civilization is very important to us.
Thank you for your patience. Your civilization is very important to us.
Are your governments wasting trillions on excess mass-murder capacity while you and everyone you love are slowly tortured and murdered by horrible diseases? Earth Optimization Services repairs your government and maximizes the health and wealth of your civilization. Call today!
Your governments own
nuclear warheads, when about is enough to end civilization. You are paying to keep the rest.
Every square is a nuclear warhead in today's global inventory. It takes about to trigger a nuclear winter that collapses civilization.
The first 100: one dead civilization
The other 12,141: you can only ruin Earth once
Which comes to
apocalypses worth of capacity, for a planet that can only be ended once.
Meanwhile
people die every year of disease and aging, while the money that could have cured them buys the spares.
A ratio of
more spent on killing people than on curing them. Your share of the difference is .
All of it adds up to
a year, the gap between the welfare you paid for and the welfare you got. This is the bill. The rest of this page is what we do about it.
You spend on governments to promote the general welfare. Public policy is currently based on vibes and bribery.
We're Earth Optimization Services. We buy controlling shares of the companies that control your government, and we use the scientific method and real evidence to calculate optimal public policies and budgets that maximize the general welfare.
Maximize median health-adjusted life expectancy
Maximize median after-tax, inflation-adjusted income, for you, the citizen
Every government on Earth, graded on what it actually delivered. Yours is in here.
Ranked by military-to-clinical-trials spending ratio, then total military spend, then least clinical trial funding.
The decentralized to-do list for humanity
A better policy helps once somebody does the work. So the whole plan hangs from two numbers, how long you live and how much you keep, and every goal above them is split down until what is left is a job somebody can finish this afternoon.
Deadlines come first. After that, the job that buys the most health and income per hour goes to whoever can do it, human or AI. You only ever see work you can actually start.
Root goal
Optimize Earth
Executable leaves
Deadlines first · then expected value per hour · routed to the right executor
Every policy gets a grade for what it did to how long people live and how much they keep.
Cures beat bombs. Nobody has ever asked. Until now.
Of total funding available for both, drag slider to indicate how much should go to one vs the other.
See the gap? That gap costs 150,000 lives a day.
Make Your Allocation →Ranked by effectiveness based on clinical trials and real-world evidence
Effectiveness
Based on 42 trials with 48,500 participants
Effectiveness
Based on 38 trials with 41,200 participants
Every public service, rebuilt so each dollar buys as much health and income as it can.
Pick between two things. Do it ten times. Congratulations, you've just outperformed Congress.
Start Voting →Vote on proposals directly. Hire two more Humanity Managers. Skip the middleman who was going to ignore you anyway.
Vote Now →0.5% transaction tax, UBI, and Wishocratic allocation — in one currency. Your seventy-four-thousand-page tax code is not invited.
Explore Treasury →Twelve people in a room deciding how much your money is worth. On my planet, we call that a hostage situation.
Learn More →Six lines of computer code. That's all it took.
Learn More →You spend more administering help than you spend helping. That's not a safety net — that's a jobs programme for administrators.
Learn More →275 humans spend months guessing what a bill will cost. The algorithm does it in 200 milliseconds and shows its work.
See Policy Grades →535 politicians decide how to spend $6.8 trillion. None of them asked you. The eigenvector asks everyone.
See Budget Analysis →You pay 3,400 humans to audit a ledger that could audit itself. Then you wait eighteen months for the results.
View Audit →You spend $47 billion a year on medical research and 3.3% of it funds actual trials. The rest funds grant proposals about trials. It's like buying 4.7 million cars and spending $1 on a mechanic.
Open DIH →Your FDA makes treatments wait 8.2 years AFTER they've been proven safe. Just sitting there. Being safe. While people die. This replaces the queue with maths.
Open DFDA →War is a negative-sum game and the spreadsheet agrees. We don't have a Department of War because — and I want to be precise here — war is fucking stupid.
Learn More →From recommendation to power
Calculating better laws is not enough. The plan is to buy voting shares in the companies whose lobbying writes government budgets, use shareholder rights to redirect that lobbying toward Optimitron's highest-value recommendations, and keep the shares.
Better policy grows the economy those companies sell into. The value increase funds the next turn of the machine. Greed and altruism finally point at the same button.
The parasitic economy — military, cybercrime, fraud, and regulatory overhead — is currently 17.9% of global GDP and growing exponentially. Every civilisation that crossed 35–45% collapsed. At current rates, productive and parasitic lines cross in 2040. This isn't a prediction. It's compound interest.
You're on Path A. You chose it by not choosing.
| Scenario | Income / Person / Year | Median HALE |
|---|---|---|
Status Quo Somalia, But Everywhere | $14K baseline | 63.3 yrs |
1% Treaty Minimum Acceptable Governance | 1.9× current $27K | 79.4 yrs |
Optimal Governance End the $101T/yr Dysfunction Tax | 35.0× current $504K | 90.1 yrs |
Earth Optimization Services is a Delaware public benefit corporation. If you want the math, want to build a piece of this, or want to tell us we have it backwards, write to us. A human answers.
You pay governments a year to promote the general welfare: maximize median health and wealth. Of the money available for military/weapons and , how much should go to each?
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