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73 cast members

Name	Episodes	Known for
Paul Whitehouse Ted / Brilliant Kid / Ron Manager / Ken / Arthur Atkinson / … See more Ted / Brilliant Kid / Ron Manager / Ken / Arthur Atkinson / Various Roles / Unlucky Alf / Poutremos Poutra-Poutremos / Rowley Birkin QC / Kenny Valentine / Lindsey / The 13th Duke of Wybourne / Chris the Crafty Cockney / 'Anyone fancy a pint?' / Cheesy Peas Advert / Dave / Monkfish Announcer / Taffy / Clive Tucker / Cockney / Childish Businessman / Jed Thomas / Archie / John the Butler / The Nice Skinhead / Football Coach / Humphrey Bogart / Isle of Man Resident / Indecisive Dave / Chris / Duncan Hooper / Dinner Party Guest / Simon / Soldier / Doug Silver / Monster Monster / Doctor / Police Officer / Davey Munroe / Man in Pub / Detective / Rowley Birkin Q.C. / Childish Builder / James Dance / Medieval Sexist / 'Childish Businessman / Enrico Unpronouncable / Anyone fancy a pint?' / Gossiping Man / Ready Man / Alcoholic Grandad / Lyndsay / Cockney Man / Alan Tit-tit-tittytitmarsh / Rambling Hiker / Tommy Pockets / Davy Monroe / Film Producer / Lyndsay Motteram / Christian Police Officer / Indie Singer / The Cute Disabled Man / Herbie Jackson / Man in Cafe / Tony Blackburn / Pierre Du Bois / Member of Jazz Band / Gladiator / Boris Ton Bastardo / Scottish Detective / Man in Taxi See fewer	27	The Death of Stalin (2017)
Simon Day Clive Graham / Various Roles / Tommy Cockles / Billy Bleach / Carl Hooper / … See more Clive Graham / Various Roles / Tommy Cockles / Billy Bleach / Carl Hooper / Dave Angel / Competitive Dad / Dave's Friend / Monkfish / Builder / Gardener / Antonios Gubba / Ted's Friend / Gideon Soames / Film Producer / El Presidente / Oversharing Woman's Friend / Lieutenant Unpronounceable / Football Coach / Indecisive Dave's Friend / Tim O'Tay / Restaurant Intellectual / Dinner Party Guest / Mr. Cream / Andy / Suit Shop Customer / Steve / Soldier / Bob Burg / Intellectual / Detective / Football Fan / Maleficent / Doctor / Simon / Lord Clive / Man in Pub / Channel 9 Camouflage Man / Detective Unpronouncable / Alcoholic Son / Herman / Balding Man / Harold Larby / The Cardinal / Gangster Lady / Childish Businessman / Indie Singer / John Actor / Jack Pott / Husband / Ken / Taxi Driver / Office Worker See fewer	27	Shakespeare in Love (1998)
Charlie Higson Lord Ralph Mayhew / Various Roles / Bob Fleming / Simon / Colin Hunt / … See more Lord Ralph Mayhew / Various Roles / Bob Fleming / Simon / Colin Hunt / Swiss Toni / Gizmo Narrator / Newlywed Husband / Mikki Disco / Johnny Gosling / Isle of Man Resident / Ralph / Antony Radford Cooper / Lord Hugh / Pimpmaes Nomobil / Cheesy Peas Advert / Johnny Unpronounceable / Indecent Exposure Actor / Classical Music Intellectual / Rude Documentary Narrator / Man in Cemetery / Dinner Party Guest / Mia Patrezos / Lindsey / Ramon Valentino / Intellectual / 'I've just cum / Swimmer / Prince / Childish Businessman / Dr. Henderson / Channel 9 Announcer / Man in Pub / Detective / Christian Raver / Medieval Sexist / Officer Unpronouncable / Stop Motion Animator / Charlie / Barman / Billy Brain Damaged / Johnny / Simon Bush / Christian Sketcher / Indie Singer / Pedro Molesto / 'I've just cum' / Gladiator / Crime Scene Investigator / Bastardo / Vicar / Man at Bar / Scottish Crime Scene Investigator / Professor's Helper See fewer	27	Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) (2000)
John Thomson Professor Denzil Dexter / Various Roles / Louis Balfour / Fat Sweaty Copper / Roy / … See more Professor Denzil Dexter / Various Roles / Louis Balfour / Fat Sweaty Copper / Roy / Rubbish Dad / Barman / 'Next Week' Announcer / Chester Drawers / Childish Businessman / Confused American / Isle of Man Resident / Ted's Friend / Suit Shop Customer / Chip Cobb / Sam Pundit / Tony Unpronounceable / Unlucky Alf's Friend / The Comedy Vicar / Football Manager / Clive Hunter / Soldier / Tony / Man Helping Offroaders / J.B. Baxter / Channel 9 Advert Actor / Restaurant Intellectual / Dinner Party Guest / Farmer / Mr. Hobson / Johnny / Pools Cheque Presenter / Grant Cooper / Lester Frood / Lead Detective / Roger Nouveau / Petrol Station Worker / Channel 9 Soap Actor / Nazi Officer / Childish Builder / Crap Croupier / Cockney Gangster / Tent Salesman / Man at Pool / Mr. Wells / Clive / Tom Bowler See fewer	27	Inkheart (2008)
Arabella Weir Various Roles / Insecure Woman / Doreen / No Offence / Katie / … See more Various Roles / Insecure Woman / Doreen / No Offence / Katie / Fat Sweaty Copper / She's different with boys / Dinner Party Guest / Woman Who Men Can't Hear / Cockney / Louise / Burglary Victim / Oversharing Woman / Kitchen Gizmo Model / Indecent Exposure Actress / Classical Music Intellectual / Ceiling Gizmo Model / Baby Gizmo Model / Suit Shop Customer / Trudi / Train Passenger / Office Worker / Pussy Patrol / Horny Woman / Orgazma Gizmo Model / Carol Drefuss / Intellectual / Princess / Grieving Woman / Patient's Wife / Rowing Couple in Pub / Channel 9 Soap Actress / Farmer / Christian / Mary / Ruth / Cockney Woman / Clarissa / Gangster Lady / Hospital Patient / Woman at Pool / Kitty Malone / Camilla Batman-Kaftan / Northern Nigella / Lady Margaret / Cheesy Peas Advert / 'Ha!' / Gardener / Police Officer / Woman at Bar / Bastardo / Alf's Friend / Scottish Police Officer See fewer	27	Posh Nosh (2003)
Mark Williams Kenneth / Various Roles / Tommy Stein / Jesse / Patrick Nice / … See more Kenneth / Various Roles / Tommy Stein / Jesse / Patrick Nice / 'You ain't seen me' / 'I'll get me coat' / Dave's Friend / Builder / Isle of Man Resident / Newlyweds' Neighbour / Gardener / Doctor Sid / MacBeth / Jed Thomas / Ted's Friend / Man Being Robbed / Police Officer / Film Producer / Garden Gizmo Model / 'I'll get me coat / Football Coach / Ceiling Gizmo Model / Del / The Cheery Milkman / Man on Fruit Machine / Theatre Worker / Baby Gizmo Model / Auto Gizmo Model / Gizmo Gizmo Model / Tony / Man Helping Unlucky Alf / Soldier / 'I'll get me cloak' / Suspect / Mr. Hoppy / Running Dad / Coroner / Chaplain / Petrol Station Worker / Rowing Couple in Pub / Farmer / Nazi Officer / England Fan / Detective / Lottery Winner / Raver / Dr. Konstantin Bubakles / Alcoholic Dad / Archer / Scarecrow / Cokey Dokey / Big Issue Seller / Bus Passenger / Fred Halibut / Member of Jazz Band / Snoop Garner / Police Photographer / Tribe Leader / Bastardo / Competitive Dad's Dad / Country Gent / Scottish Detective / Office Manager See fewer	25	Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Caroline Aherne Poula Fisch / Various Roles / 'Our' Janine Carr / Renée / Isle of Man Resident / … See more Poula Fisch / Various Roles / 'Our' Janine Carr / Renée / Isle of Man Resident / Various roles / Janine / Oversharing Woman's Friend / Classical Music Intellectual / Worldview Presenter / Suit Shop Customer / Restaurant Intellectual / Woman in Pub / Elsa Richardson / Jenny Valentine / Pub Intellectual / Shirl / Pussy Patrol / Cinitta Scroll / Aggie Coniston / Miss Unpronouncable / The Cute Disabled Man's Mom See fewer	23	The Royle Family (1998)
Paul Shearer Various Roles / Kolothos Apollonia / Man in Pub / Suit Shop Customer / Pub Intellectual / … See more Various Roles / Kolothos Apollonia / Man in Pub / Suit Shop Customer / Pub Intellectual / Suicidal Man / Film Director / Man at Quiz Machine / Martin / Waiter / Vicar / Doctor / Man in Restaurant / Man at Party / News Anchor / Man at Bar / Date / Office Worker See fewer	23	The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
Eryl Maynard Various Roles / Pub Intellectual / Nurse / Lady MacBeth / Newlyweds' Neighbour / … See more Various Roles / Pub Intellectual / Nurse / Lady MacBeth / Newlyweds' Neighbour / Train Passenger / Donna / Woman at Cigarette Machine / Woman in Pub / Karen / Paige Peach / Police Officer / Suit Shop Customer / Farmer / Medieval Princess / Gangster Lady / Woman on the Shelf See fewer	23	Mirrormask (2005)
Maria McErlane Various Roles / Shirley Angel / Alcoholic Mum / Channel 9 Kids Presenter / Doctor's Receptionist / … See more Various Roles / Shirley Angel / Alcoholic Mum / Channel 9 Kids Presenter / Doctor's Receptionist / Woman at Party / Judy / Woman in Pub / Woman at Bar / Futha Mukka Model / Fatty Deposit Woman See fewer	15	Children of Men (2006)
Colin McFarlane Various Roles / Howard Brunell / Detective / Piles Hussein / Police Chief in 'Cat and Dog' / … See more Various Roles / Howard Brunell / Detective / Piles Hussein / Police Chief in 'Cat and Dog' / Shaft / Mr. McGann / 'Next Week' Announcer / Man in Casino / Man in Restaurant / Man in Pub / Jive Talker / The Cute Disabled Man Narrator / Black Person / Doctor / Bastardo See fewer	15	Batman Begins (2005)
Rhys Thomas Paul / Various Roles / Davy Hairbrush / Film Producer / Cheesy Peas Advert / … See more Paul / Various Roles / Davy Hairbrush / Film Producer / Cheesy Peas Advert / Waiter / Man in Suit Shop / Gary / Brian / Rhys / Scottish Police Officer / Ted's Friend See fewer	13	Dodger (2022)
Donna Ewin Newlywed Wife / Various Roles / Chanel 9 Girl / Channel 9 Girl / Woman in Casino Newlywed Wife / Various Roles / Chanel 9 Girl / Channel 9 Girl / Woman in Casino See fewer	13	Bedrooms and Hallways (1998)
Rory Jennings Toby / Boy in Village Toby / Boy in Village See fewer	11	Frankenstein (1994)
Robin Driscoll Fat Sweaty Copper / Ted Fat Sweaty Copper / Ted See fewer	8	Mr. Bean (1990)
Nick Holder Fat Sweaty Copper / Pub Intellectual / Man on Fruit Machine / Train Passenger / Musical Construction Worker / Various Roles Fat Sweaty Copper / Pub Intellectual / Man on Fruit Machine / Train Passenger / Musical Construction Worker / Various Roles See fewer	8	Beirut (2018)
Louise Brill Various Roles / Woman Being Haunted / Barmaid Various Roles / Woman Being Haunted / Barmaid See fewer	8	The Final Curtain (2002)
Jeff Harding Ed Winchester Ed Winchester See fewer	7	Hackers (1995)
Phillip Hyett Various Roles / Peter Various Roles / Peter See fewer	7	The Fast Show (1994)
Philip Pope Pianist / 'Colon' Backing Singers / Pianist on Jazz Club / 4th Patagonian Pianist / 'Colon' Backing Singers / Pianist on Jazz Club / 4th Patagonian See fewer	6	Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979)
Michelle Collins Gizmo Bikini Model / Bikini Gizmo Model Gizmo Bikini Model / Bikini Gizmo Model See fewer	5	Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge (1994)
Rosie Fellner Dimmock / Cheesy Peas Advert / Wife / Arthur's Girlfriend / Jesse's Girlfriend Dimmock / Cheesy Peas Advert / Wife / Arthur's Girlfriend / Jesse's Girlfriend See fewer	3	The Trip to Italy (2014)
Angela Lee Sloan Chanel 9 Girl / Channel 9 Girl (as Angela Lee) Chanel 9 Girl / Channel 9 Girl (as Angela Lee) See fewer	3	Annie (1982)
Tony Way Various / Singer Colon Various / Singer Colon See fewer	2	Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
Horace Oliver Actor Actor See fewer	2	When I'm Gone (2016)
Jennifer Calvert Lauren Bacall / American Dolly Girl Lauren Bacall / American Dolly Girl See fewer	2	Stargate SG-1 (1997)
Treva Etienne Police Officer / Seargent Crawford Police Officer / Seargent Crawford See fewer	2	Black Hawk Down (2001)
Lucy Montgomery Lucy the Maid / Girl in Pub / Crying Girl Lucy the Maid / Girl in Pub / Crying Girl See fewer	2	Dodger (2022)
Nicolas Le Moignan Peter (as Nick Le Moignan) Peter (as Nick Le Moignan) See fewer	2	After You've Gone (2007)
Bronco McLoughlin Stunt Artist Stunt Artist See fewer	2	Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
Andy Taylor Soldier Soldier See fewer	2	Red Dwarf (1988)
David Coatsworth New York Cop New York Cop See fewer	1	Captives (1994)
Kay Noone Rose (Woman in pub) Rose (Woman in pub) See fewer	1	Derek (2012)
Amy Winehouse Titania Titania See fewer	1	Amy (III) (2015)
Andrea Gibb Actress Actress See fewer	1	Miss Austen (2025)
Nicola Duffett Actress Actress See fewer	1	Family Affairs (1997)
Mem Ferda Various Roles Various Roles See fewer	1	The Devil's Double (2011)
Ben Evans Actor Actor See fewer	1	High Hopes (2002)
Rachel Garley Actress Actress See fewer	1	The Rainbow Thief (1990)
Steven Burge Various Various See fewer	1	Still Up (2023)
Stefan Weclawek Actor Actor See fewer	1	Ready When You Are Mr. McGill (2003)
Danny Wiseman Actor Actor See fewer	1	The Fast Show (1994)
Johnny Depp Suit Store Customer Suit Store Customer See fewer	1	Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
Jodie Kidd Insecure Woman (as Jodi Kidd) Insecure Woman (as Jodi Kidd) See fewer	1	Mad Cows (1999)
Felix Dexter Jive Talker Jive Talker See fewer	1	Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge (1994)
Steve Davis Steve Davis Steve Davis See fewer	1	Swiss Toni (2003)
Helen Clyro Wheelchair Bound Woman Wheelchair Bound Woman See fewer	1	Munich: The Edge of War (2021)
Lizzie Lydall Channel 9 Girl Channel 9 Girl See fewer	1	The Fast Show (1994)
Gabrielle Blunt Mrs. B Mrs. B See fewer	1	Whisky Galore! (1949)
Lizzie Lydall Channel 9 Girl / TV Sport Girl Channel 9 Girl / TV Sport Girl See fewer	1	The Fast Show (1994)
Hayley Steele Channel 9 Girl Channel 9 Girl See fewer	1	The Fast Show (1994)
Warwick Davis Villain Villain See fewer	1	Willow (1988)
Jocelyn Jee Esien Actress (as Jocelyn Esien) Actress (as Jocelyn Esien) See fewer	1	Little Miss Jocelyn (2006)
Hayley Steele Channel 9 Girl / TV Sport Girl Channel 9 Girl / TV Sport Girl See fewer	1	The Fast Show (1994)
Julie Hewlett Maria Maria See fewer	1	Turks & Caicos (2014)
Angela Lea Channel 9 Advert Actress Channel 9 Advert Actress See fewer	1	The Fast Show (1994)
Tamara Hinchco Small Breasted Woman Small Breasted Woman See fewer	1	Saturday Playhouse (1958)
Scott Karalius Pokemon Boy Pokemon Boy See fewer	1	Badger (1999)
Alex Lowe Suit Shop Customer Suit Shop Customer See fewer	1	Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
Nicholas Pritchard Army Captain Army Captain See fewer	1	La Vie En Rose (2007)
Louis Vause Pianist Pianist See fewer	1	The Score (I) (2021)
Liam Clarke Young Competitive Dad Young Competitive Dad See fewer	1	The Fast Show (1994)
Del Amitri Del Amitri Del Amitri See fewer	1	One Day (2011)
Julia Fordham Julia Fordham Julia Fordham See fewer	1	Some Girls (1988)
Katherine Shannon Office Worker Office Worker See fewer	1	Georgian Underworld (2003)
Leah Harper Woman at Bar Woman at Bar See fewer	1	Garry Bushell Reveals All (2000)
Level 42 Level 42 Level 42 See fewer	1	Blinded by the Light (2019)
Frank Higson Baby Gizmo Model Baby Gizmo Model See fewer	1	Gang Bank (2022)
Preston Lockwood Man in Suit Shop Man in Suit Shop See fewer	1	Time Bandits (1981)
Helena McCarthy Woman in Suit Shop Woman in Suit Shop See fewer	1	The Avengers (1961)
Vicki Lee Actress Actress See fewer	1	The Fast Show (1994)
Mark Mylod Stupid Bloke (uncredited) Stupid Bloke (uncredited) See fewer	1	Succession (2018)
Tina Simmons Secretary (uncredited) Secretary (uncredited) See fewer	1	RED 2 (2013)