Diminishing Returns - Cast

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Name	Episodes	Known for
Allen Turing Self - Host / Self - Allen / Self - Definitely-Not-Racist Liam Neeson / Self - Calvin / Self - Cubby R. Broccoli / … See more Self - Host / Self - Allen / Self - Definitely-Not-Racist Liam Neeson / Self - Calvin / Self - Cubby R. Broccoli / Self - Blofeld's Cat / Self - James Bond / Self - Eddie Murphy / Self - French John Malkovich / Self - Divine / Self - Narrator / Self - Phone Voice / Self - Orson Welles / Self - Edie / Self - Gru / Self - Asthmatic Bond / Self - Beavis / Self - Clown Bond / Self - Al Pacino / Self - Louis Theroux / Self - Ozzy Bond / Self - Japanese Bond / Self - Scottish Luke Skywalker / Self - Old Jar Jar / Self - Hogmanay Bond / Self - Niles / Self - Ross / Self - Doc Brown / Self - Irish Michael J. Fox / Self - Dutch Bond / Self - Sigmund Freud / Self - Derek Acorah / Self - Woman / Self - Mike Myers / Self - Dick Van Dyke / Self - Louis Leterrier / Self - Russian Tim Roth / Self - Fred Gwynne / Self - Forrest Gump / Self - Announcer / Self - Paul McCartney / Self - Wandy Newman / Self - Peter Lorre Bond / Self - The I.R.S. Tax-Man / Self - Bruised Balls Bond / Self - Pastor Dave See fewer	302	Diminishing Returns Diminisodes (2017)
Sol Harris Self - Host / Self - Sol / Self - Japanese Bond / Self - Cubby R. Broccoli / Self - Wandy Newman / … See more Self - Host / Self - Sol / Self - Japanese Bond / Self - Cubby R. Broccoli / Self - Wandy Newman / Self - Austen Powers / Self - Werner Herzog / Self - Eddie Murphy / Self - Bill Clinton / Self - Calvin / Self - Alan Rickman / Self - Allen / Self - French Bond / Self - Calvin Bond / Self - Hank Hill / Self - Al Pacino / Self - American Bond / Self - The Joker / Self - James Bond / Self - David Bowie / Self - Stan Lee / Self - Alec Guinness / Self - Vincent Price / Self - Jeremy Irons / Self - Michael Caine / Self - Jason Statham / Self - Chinese Bond / Self - Japanese Michael J. Fox / Self - Japanese Doc Brown / Self - Frankenstein Bond / Self - Count Dracula Bond / Self - David Bowie Bond / Self - Duck-on-the-Head James Bond / Self - Gratuitously-Mentions-the-Diminishing-Returns-Website Bond / Self - Robin Williams / Self - Principal McVicker / Self - Rick / Self - Morty / Self - Homer Simpson / Self - Jack Sparrow / Self - Sam's Dad / Self - Harry Hart / Self - Harry Hill / Self - John Lithgow / Self - H. H. Holmes / Self - Lego Bond / Self - Female Marlon Brando Superhero Character / Self - Ray Liotta / Self - Robert De Niro / Self - Joe Pesci / Self - Marlon Brando / Self - Louis Theroux / Self - Jigsaw / Self - Fred / Self - Stormtrooper Bond / Self - Frasier / Self - Chandler / Self - Homer / Self - Bart / Self - Marge / Self - Lisa / Self - Sideshow Bob / Self - Mr. Burns / Self - Smithers / Self - Moe / Self - Barney / Self - Lenny / Self - Carl / Self - Ned Flanders / Self - Sarah Wiggum / Self - T.J. Miller / Self - Politically Correct Bond / Self - Austin Powers Bond / Self - Shrek Bond / Self - Nicolas Cage / Self - Solomon Lane / Self - Bill Wilkins / Self - Eddie Murphy Bond / Self - Shrek / Self - George Lucas Bond / Self - French John Malkovich / Self - Dr. Hill / Self - German American Alan Rickman / Self - Stoner Calvin / Self - Japanese Joe Pesci / Self - Tom Hanks / Self - Topol / Self - Foul-Mouthed Parrot / Self - Maine Bond / Self - Jeffrey Tambor / Self - Guillermo del Toro / Self - Matthew Broderick / Self - Richard Nixon / Self - Ringo Starr / Self - Calvin Dyson / Self - Rebooted Japanese Bond Played by Timothy Dalton / Self - Annoying Millennial / Self - Mark Moseley / Self - Michael Cainen / Self - German Bond / Self - Peter Griffin / Self - Russian Bond / Self - Announcer / Self - Noel Fielding / Self - Brad Bird / Self - Allen Bond / Self - Harry Saltzman / Self - The I.R.S. Tax-Man / Self - Bruised Balls Bond / Self - Jimmy Stewart / Self - Roger Moore / Self - Christopher Lee / Self - Rodney Dangerfield / Self - Adolf Hitler / Self - Ricky Gervais / Self - Producer / Self - Cubby Broccoli / Self - Billie Eilish / Self - Jared Leto as Paolo Gucci / Self - Dr. Evi1 / Self - Oscar-Winning Performance of Elvis Presley / Self - Jemaine Clement as a Whale Biologist / Self - Joker See fewer	302	Alex the Rapping Parrot (2022)
Calvin Dyson Self - Host / Self - Guest / Self - Calvin / Self - John Ratzenberger / Self - Zordon / … See more Self - Host / Self - Guest / Self - Calvin / Self - John Ratzenberger / Self - Zordon / Self - David Bowie / Self - Alec Guinness / Self - Meryl Streep / Self - Sweep / Self - Gru / Self - C3P0 / Self - R2-D2 / Self - Japanese Bond / Self - Butt-Head / Self - Jigsaw / Self - Sol / Self - Old C-3PO / Self - Frasier / Self - Joey / Self - Mr. Executive / Self - Narrator / Self - David Dimbleby / Self - Brad Bird / Self - Judi Dench See fewer	205	Animation Fun-Pak (2011)
Gareth Allen Self - Guest / Self - Host / Self - Comptroller Self - Guest / Self - Host / Self - Comptroller See fewer	20	British Sitcom History Podcast (I) (2021)
Judey Bignell Self - Guest / Self - Audience Self - Guest / Self - Audience See fewer	16	Portrait of a Cat Lady on Fire (2023)
Emily Slade Self - Guest / Self - Compere / Self - Emily / Self - Barbie Self - Guest / Self - Compere / Self - Emily / Self - Barbie See fewer	11	House of Robots (2023)
Conor Murray Self - Guest / Self - Audience Self - Guest / Self - Audience See fewer	9	For Queen and Country (2009)
Scott Chambers Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	5	Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble
Grace Kelly Miller Self - Guest / Self - Audience Self - Guest / Self - Audience See fewer	5	The One with the Condom (2012)
Paul Brear Self - Guest / Self - Audience Self - Guest / Self - Audience See fewer	4	Total Control (2019)
Dan Straw Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	4	Dream State (2010)
Tom Patten Self - Audience Self - Audience See fewer	4	Diminishing Returns Diminisodes (2017)
Stephen Merchant Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	3	Extras (2005)
Ricky Gervais Self - Dr. Frog (archive sound) Self - Dr. Frog (archive sound) See fewer	3	The Office (2001)
Karl Pilkington Self - Host (archive sound) Self - Host (archive sound) See fewer	3	The Ricky Gervais Show (2010)
Werner Herzog Self - Guest (archive sound) Self - Guest (archive sound) See fewer	3	Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Jeff Bryan Davis Jeff Davis, Creator of MTV's Teen Wolf / Jeff Davis, Not the Creator of MTV's Teen Wolf Jeff Davis, Creator of MTV's Teen Wolf / Jeff Davis, Not the Creator of MTV's Teen Wolf See fewer	3	Titanic (1997)
Howard Jenkins Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	3	Sergio the Snail: Eco-Agent (2023)
Chris Hunter Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	3	The Chris Hunter Comedy Podcast (2017)
Barney Metcalfe Self - Audience Self - Audience See fewer	3	Leaving Party (2024)
Eduardo Sánchez Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	2	The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Penn Jillette Self Self See fewer	2	Penn & Teller Get Killed (1989)
Tim Curry Nigel Thornberry / Narrator (archive sound) Nigel Thornberry / Narrator (archive sound) See fewer	2	Congo (1995)
Harry Morris Self - Audience Self - Audience See fewer	2	I Love Mama (2016)
Daryn Lee Ashcroft Self - Guest (as Daryn Ashcroft) Self - Guest (as Daryn Ashcroft) See fewer	2	Films Remembered Badly (2018)
Thomas Turgoose Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	2	This Is England (2006)
Chris Hammond Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	2	Kharon (I) (2011)
Andrew Ellis Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	2	This Is England (2006)
Nicky Diss Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	2	Wonderkid (2016)
Peter McCormick Self - Audience Self - Audience See fewer	2	Beer Muscles (2004)
George Lowes Self - Audience Self - Audience See fewer	2	At the Movies with William Fletcher (2021)
Lou Costello Lou Costello (archive sound) Lou Costello (archive sound) See fewer	1	Hold That Ghost (1941)
Bud Abbott Bud Abbott (archive sound) Bud Abbott (archive sound) See fewer	1	Hold That Ghost (1941)
P.L. Travers Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	Mary Poppins (1964)
Quentin Tarantino Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Chevy Chase Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)
Guz Khan Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	Four Weddings and a Funeral (2019)
Robert Bierman Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	Vampire's Kiss (1988)
Thomas Laurance Self - Audience Self - Audience See fewer	1	Tortured Artist (2024)
Nick Wiger Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	NTSF:SD:SUV (2011)
William Fletcher Self - Audience Self - Audience See fewer	1	At the Movies with William Fletcher (2021)
Paul Rudd Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	Ant-Man (2015)
Sophie Harris Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	World's Most Extreme Homes (2006)
Kate Sketchley Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	The Magnus Protocol (2024)
Sean Morrison Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Dream State (2010)
Dallas Campbell Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	No Deposit, No Return (2004)
Alana Johnston Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	I Want My Phone Back (2016)
Wendy L. Walsh Self - Guest (as Dr. Wendy Walsh) Self - Guest (as Dr. Wendy Walsh) See fewer	1	Independence Day (1996)
Allie Goertz Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Into the Dark (2018)
Tim Batt Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Best Bits New Zealand (2013)
Ashley Esqueda Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	The 2nd Annual Geekie Awards (2014)
Imran Yusuf Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Quality Assurance
Alice Fraser Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Never Hesitate (2015)
Jeremy Kaplowitz Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	The Hamlet Factory (2022)
Kiel O'Shea Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	The Rebels (2019)
James L Perkins Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	My Dark Secret (2025)
Mignon Fogarty Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Oz 9 Podcast (2018)
Lianna Holston Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	I Dated A British Guy (and now he's the most famous person in the world) (2022)
Chris Antista Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Laser Time (2011)
Canz Rickman Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Massive Horse Feat. Dick Valentine: The Shrinking Planet (2012)
Nicky Harris Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Diminishing Returns Diminisodes (2017)
Teller Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003)
Rowan Atkinson Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	Johnny English (2003)
David Denyer Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Nightwatch (2022)
Edgar Wright Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Microsoft Sam The Iron Giant The Iron Giant See fewer	1	Arby 'n' the Chief (2008)
Barbara Weston Chandler Self - Guest (archive sound) Self - Guest (archive sound) See fewer	1
Siena Jeakle Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Beware the Wolves (2025)
Rick Schaple Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Massive Horse Feat. Dick Valentine: The Shrinking Planet (2012)
Anthony Parkinson Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Diminishing Returns Diminisodes (2017)
Joe Berlinger Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills (1996)
Carol Allen Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer	1	Diminishing Returns Diminisodes (2017)
Ulhas Maruti Kamathe Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	Dear Lottery (2025)
Adam Wingard Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	V/H/S (2012)
Simon Barrett Self (archive sound) Self (archive sound) See fewer	1	You're Next (2011)