["Adjusting the rabbit ears...","Warming up the transmitter...","Cueing the bumper...","Checking the test pattern...","Routing to master control...","Polishing the station ID...","Spinning up the telecine...","Sweeping the dead air...","Herding the bumper reel...","Phasing the chroma key...","Rolling the commercial break...","Calibrating the applause sign...","Unspooling the cold open...","Pretending we planned this...","Cueing the slate...","Tightening the broadcast delay...","Barking at the talent...","Syncing the affiliate feed...","Dimming the studio lights...","We're totally live, right?"]