- WHY SHOULD I LOVE YOU i am stuck here with a bottle of beer and i love you you have been gone with him far much too long and i care why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on nobody told me that you could be cold so i loved you just how you talked to me, just how we walked as a pair why should i love you now you're never true, i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on every night of lies i wanna cry falling my friend she won't compromise i wanna die suicide won't do, so i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on (c) 1975 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- WHY SHOULD I LOVE YOU i am stuck here with a bottle of beer and i love you you have been gone with him far much too long and i care why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on nobody told me that you could be cold so i loved you just how you talked to me, just how we walked as a pair why should i love you now you're never true, i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on every night of lies i wanna cry falling my friend she won't compromise i wanna die suicide won't do, so i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on (c) 1975 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

R. STEVIE MOORE'S KITCHEN R. Stevie Moore Knows what his fridge is for It's where he keeps his underwear It's where he keeps his beard (or beer) He knows where the bathroom is So, you'll never find him pissing in the sink No, he doesn't piss in the sink Unless he really has to. Cause he's a superstar With a great big car And superstars don't piss in sinks Unless their toilet's broken Unless it's broken. (c) 2025 Terry Burrows

I'm singing a song about Claire and her sister Charlotte in the UK I hope that you like what I say It's gonna be a bright sunny day Can you please give me a PayPal? (c) R. Stevie Moore

- WHY SHOULD I LOVE YOU i am stuck here with a bottle of beer and i love you you have been gone with him far much too long and i care why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on nobody told me that you could be cold so i loved you just how you talked to me, just how we walked as a pair why should i love you now you're never true, i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on every night of lies i wanna cry falling my friend she won't compromise i wanna die suicide won't do, so i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on (c) 1975 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

I Wish Marvin Gaye’s Father Had Shot Me Instead I dreamed that I was speaking in the House of Lords And I was heckled by a porcupine I was naked and I had no arms Dancing to "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" Woke up perspiring and picked up the phone Someone told me Marvin Gaye was dead I felt so bad I felt like suicide I wished Marvin's father had killed me instead I closed the wardrobe door and that was that But wild erotic fantasies concerning Postman Pat Would not leave my head while I was in thе shower As I defaced thе picture of him on my talcum powder As I reached for my clothes the Prince of Darkness then Appeared to me amongst my underwear I closed my eyes and found he was still there With flecks of foam around his lips and barking An angel burned the day that Marvin died Like egg encrusted helicopters falling from the sky God spoke to us and we were mystified When all around us eggs were hatching little wailing demons An angel burned the day that Marvin died Like egg encrusted helicopters falling from the sky God spoke to us and we were mystified When all around us it was twenty years ago today. (c) 1987 Terry Burrows/R. Stevie Moore

- ADULT TREE (lyrics by William R. Anderson) Seeing you comma being me How do you say shopping spree? Let's entwine, ooh touch so divine Just get me home by suppertime ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh Loving wife, canine pee But your adult tree is growing on me Growing on me uhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh Just a lark, I believe it's just a spark Good for my soul soul so so bad for my heart Biding my time, hassling with frozen rhyme You'll come around when you feel like mine Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhhhhh Announcer: "This was R. Stevie Moore, Making songs like you've never heard before. The hermit of Nashville Couldn't stand still. Shakin' in the seventies Like a mad man hatter, Crossing styles and inventing matter. Turning silence into gold And breathing life into the mold. (mike drop!)" "Now listen to this, will ya? This is R. Stevie Moore growing, Perverting the machine. Infecting the mainstream. Turning your record collection into cream. (He doesn't piss in the sink unless he really has to)" "Wonderful, Wonderful World's Fair Topic of Same Europe Stool Pigeons and School Teachers, Ballad of Ethos, Kookie Coma, A Thirst Pop Music, Mighty Short Piece For All This Waste, Moons, New Yorkus, I Not Listening, Rockets By Two, Quarter Peep Show, The Fight, Danny Newberry, I Need Your Love! Next!" "R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore!" Is it alright tonight if we stay out of sight? Is it alright tonight if we stay out of sight? It'll turn out alright if we don't die of fright (RSM spoken:) Darling, forever we shall be Until there's no more time for eternity And that stormy day, as roses wilt And the sunlight in your еyes has been... How do you say...irreflectеd The moment that it is shown that our souls could not Heaven forbid Coalesce... And you show me that your total cooperation is exhausted: Get the shit out of here Now. (c) 1974 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

I LIKE TO STAY HOME I like to stay home You go on out, just close the door I like to stay home Where it's safe and sound and Nobody has a rifle I don't care about about going anywhere I don't think about about appearing anywhere I got enough to do right here. I like to stay home Relax and read the facts of life I like to stay home Where it's safe and sound and Nobody asks me what's wrong I like to stay home! I don't care about about movies or hockey games I just need about about, Why is it jabberwocky blames me? I got enough to do right here. I like to stay home And play guitar and play it back I like to stay home Where it's safe and quiet In private, inside me I think I'll stay home! I don't care about about making any plans I don't think about about showing up at the dance Go without me got enough to do right here. I like to stay home You go on out and have a ball I like to stay home, where it’s safe and quiet In private inside me, inside me, inside me. (c) 1986 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- Colliding circles, colliding circles, contrasting Colliding circles, round meets round, oh oh Colliding circles, no hiding the girls are nasty Colliding circles. Lying down on its side means infinity Colliding circles, our failure to communicate Colliding circles, New Rose 31 is magic Colliding circles, a shiny 10-speed Colliding circles, bartenders' handlebar moustaches Figure 8, number 8, lying down on its side means infinity I'm a bowl, you're a plate, lying down on your side right next to me I'm a pie, you're a cake, lying down on its side means infinity I'm a wheel, you're the tire, lying down on your side right next to me Colliding circles Colliding circles, eyeglasses Colliding circles, the US A & SR Colliding circles, Reagan overrules... that bastard Colliding circles, I'm afraid the bubbles will pop Colliding circles, providing the world disaster Colliding circles, our heads, our faces touch Colliding circles, kiss me while you're here... fantastic Colliding circles, permanent and unbreakable Colliding circles....... period. (c) 1985 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- I H8 PEOPLE Something bad is happening to me And it has to do with all of you I see Such a change I have never knew before But it seems that I have pushed love out the door I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people In a bad mood, in a good mood I never know which one to show You always want what you don't have I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people (c) 1980 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- THE MEETING THAT COULDN'T BE Uhhhh! time for me to get up. what time is it anyway? i can't see the clock from where i lay here. and the one across the room i can't focus my eyes on. where's my glasses? i better stand up and stretch. this is the day that i meet you, for the first time i finally get a chance to meet you. and i must get ready, for it is late, later than i think. where's my watch? god, i can't find anything! what did i do last night? everything is lost in the shuffle It's a rainy saturday morning But that does not please me I feel solemn and dismal First i must put on a pair of pants But i cannot decide which to wear I'll try on the black pants If i could only find them There they are! How did they get over there? I must have left them there without thinking I'll shake them out and slip them on But no, the black pants are wrinkled And there are little white spots on one leg Can't wear them! I'll have to remember to fix them up later I guess i'll just find my jeans And not worry about dressing up Can i find the bathroom? It's so dark! Where's the sunshine i was promised? Didn't i pray for a beautiful day last night? A lot of good that did There's my watch on the bathroom shelf How did it get there? I'm thinking of you As i finish on the toilet And then i wet my face I still don't know which pants i'm gonna wear Shirts are no problem For some reason i take care of all my shirts But i let my pants fall to the floor And they get totally out of control There, that feels better with my face washed That's me in the mirror, huh? Is that how i look? I gotta get going It's already 9:30 and i've got some driving to do Here in my closet are many memories of The days when we planned this meeting for today Hope you're ready for me Because i've suddenly grown out of sorts And sometimes i can't help myself My new life has made me fall behind In self-responsabilities And it takes me hours to prepare for anything There's my glasses, on the desk They must be cleaned I put on a tony bennett album And that helps to calm me down It's hard enough waking up With this special event coming up It's cold in here! Better get dressed These jeans are filthy! But they're all i can find I'll wear that new white shirt That's hanging in the closet, yeah Choosing a tie is easy Suddenly i'm ready. guess i'll leave Is everything turned off? Maybe i'll leave one light on I might not be back until late Got my money, cigarettes, lighter I better take my driver's license Where is it?? Goodness gracious I'm so untogether this morning I've got so much to think about What if the car doesn't start? Do i have your number In case something were to happen? Let's see, there it is I'm surprised i didn't lose that too I'm getting a little hungry But there isn't time for that I better go before i lose something else At least it stopped raining Now how do i get to your building? I'll just have to stop at a service station And ask for directions, i guess As i look up and walk away I realize that my meeting you is The best thing that's ever happened to me I've been waiting for this for a long time And how hard to believe that today is the day My car is soaking wet inside Why did i leave the windows down? Now my jeans are getting damp And the car won't start Come on! Maybe i'll let it sit for a minute And i'll pump the gas I've got my fingers crossed Now it's starting to rain again Oh no! I've got a feeling something's against me It still won't start Better roll up the windows & start walking I'll br drenched by the time i get there Is this what it takes Just to meet you and be happy for once? Why is this happening to me? Oh god, it's starting to pour I gotta turn back I can't take it any longer I'll just have to stay here Until someone rescues me Which might never happen This is ridiculous! I'm tired of living this way Might as well take some dope, lots of it Where did i put the pills? There it is, and there's your picture Will i ever see you again? I better call you And tell you what's going on No answer, forget it! I'm just gonna end it all All these pills will take care of me I'll just wait a little while And then, no more problems I just hope you call me before it's too late. (c) 1978 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- Goodbye piano You're too overweight for me to take you with me Into the hills, where rings are round the collar They tell me not to worry 'bout the dollars If it were not for you, I wouldn't bother, so Goodbye piano You're so out of tune that I assume you're dead solo Goodbye piano Cause you're so old I should have sold instead Goodbye piano (sorry) You're so out of tune that I assume you're dead Goodbye piano! It was glorious knowing you the past month or two But as usual, they're sending me away Because I cannot supply the money they want But wherever I go, I know I'll meet your brothers and sisters And of course they would gladly let me play their boards all day long Now you rest right here, okay? You rest right here like a good little set of keys should And don't let anyone give you a whipping As long as you live, okay?

-0 I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO BOTHER YOU thinking bout my old girlfriend, wishing we were in embrace, i love you too much to bother you. you could be my new girlfriend, if only i could taste your face, i love you too much to bother you, i love you too much to covet you, i love you too much to mother you, i love you too much to care about me. i know you've really had it with me, i'm just a person in your past, i love you too much to bother you. feeling like my heart beats slow, as time goes rushing by too fast, i love you too much to bother you, i love you too much to smother you, i love you too much to care about me. love was in a plane crash, son of obituary, love pushed on, the train tracks what are you wearing i bet you're wearing, dried blood if you don't want to hear from me, i guess i'll understand the truth, i love you too much to bother you. thinking about our old friendship, regretting that it had an end, i love you too much to bother you, i love you too much to covet you, i love you too much to care about me, to care about me.

- SHOWING SHADOWS Once upon a time there lived a fancy babe Dressed in shine and ju-ju undertow Just about to break within a passing day She was showing shadows, would the morning know? No no no no no All around the world there was an interest, yeah Those with richer circumstance would come Just upon arrival they would form a line She was showing shadows, would the music go? No no no no no ….. I don't know! How about a big one? She would ask you then On the screen the graphics would not move Put your money there inside the estrus box She was showing shadows, would the Texaco? No no no no no During the October season she was closed And the lines of customers would sleep While the king was eating, one day he found out She was showing shadows, would the evening grow? No no no no no Yesterday the fun came to an end for sure Fancy babe was found heaped on the floor She created shadows til they did her in She was showing shadows when they did her in No no no no no (c) 1975 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- PLAY MYSELF SOME MUSIC It's so quiet in here, hear the pin drop Oh what can I do? There's nothin' to do, just plop down in a chair Listen to some tunes Play myself some music, listen to side 2 first Play myself some music, pretend I did not lose you I been so sad all day, watching the clock Oh what could I do? My life is a bore, just lay down in the floor Listen to some songs Play myself some music, listen to side 3 first Play myself some music, pretend I did not lose you A ballad makes me think of you A rocker makes me think of us But silence makes me cry I got all these records, but it's such a chore To choose one But I must play the game, get settled in the phones Listen to LP’s Play myself some music, listen to side 4 first Play myself some music, pretend I did not lose you / Play myself some music, listen to side 1 first Drink myself some whiskey Pretend I did not lose you A rocker makes me think of us, but silence makes me cry… Silence makes me cry, silence….. cry. (c) 1986 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- WHY SHOULD I LOVE YOU i am stuck here with a bottle of beer and i love you you have been gone with him far much too long and i care why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on nobody told me that you could be cold so i loved you just how you talked to me, just how we walked as a pair why should i love you now you're never true, i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on every night of lies i wanna cry falling my friend she won't compromise i wanna die suicide won't do, so i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on (c) 1975 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- ADULT TREE (lyrics by William R. Anderson) Seeing you comma being me How do you say shopping spree? Let's entwine, ooh touch so divine Just get me home by suppertime ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh Loving wife, canine pee But your adult tree is growing on me Growing on me uhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh Just a lark, I believe it's just a spark Good for my soul soul so so bad for my heart Biding my time, hassling with frozen rhyme You'll come around when you feel like mine Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhhhhh Announcer: "This was R. Stevie Moore, Making songs like you've never heard before. The hermit of Nashville Couldn't stand still. Shakin' in the seventies Like a mad man hatter, Crossing styles and inventing matter. Turning silence into gold And breathing life into the mold. (mike drop!)" "Now listen to this, will ya? This is R. Stevie Moore growing, Perverting the machine. Infecting the mainstream. Turning your record collection into cream. (He doesn't piss in the sink unless he really has to)" "Wonderful, Wonderful World's Fair Topic of Same Europe Stool Pigeons and School Teachers, Ballad of Ethos, Kookie Coma, A Thirst Pop Music, Mighty Short Piece For All This Waste, Moons, New Yorkus, I Not Listening, Rockets By Two, Quarter Peep Show, The Fight, Danny Newberry, I Need Your Love! Next!" "R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore!" Is it alright tonight if we stay out of sight? Is it alright tonight if we stay out of sight? It'll turn out alright if we don't die of fright (RSM spoken:) Darling, forever we shall be Until there's no more time for eternity And that stormy day, as roses wilt And the sunlight in your еyes has been... How do you say...irreflectеd The moment that it is shown that our souls could not Heaven forbid Coalesce... And you show me that your total cooperation is exhausted: Get the shit out of here Now. (c) 1974 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- Goodbye piano You're too overweight for me to take you with me Into the hills, where rings are round the collar They tell me not to worry 'bout the dollars If it were not for you, I wouldn't bother, so Goodbye piano You're so out of tune that I assume you're dead Goodbye piano Cause you're so old I should have sold instead Goodbye piano (sorry) You're so out of tune that I assume you're dead Goodbye piano! It was glorious knowing you the past month or two But as usual, they're sending me away Because I cannot supply the money they want But wherever I go, I know I'll meet your brothers and sisters And of course they would gladly let me play their boards all day long Now you rest right here, okay? You rest right here like a good little set of keys should And don't let anyone give you a whipping As long as you live, okay?

PLAY MYSELF SOME MUSIC It's so quiet in here, hear the pin drop Oh what can I do? There's nothin' to do, just plop down in a chair Listen to some tunes Play myself some music, listen to side 2 first Play myself some music, pretend I did not lose you I been so sad all day, watching the clock Oh what could I do? My life is a bore, just lay down in the floor Listen to some songs Play myself some music, listen to side 3 first Play myself some music, pretend I did not lose you A ballad makes me think of you A rocker makes me think of us But silence makes me cry I got all these records, but it's such a chore To choose one But I must play the game, get settled in the phones Listen to LP’s Play myself some music, listen to side 4 first Play myself some music, pretend I did not lose you / Play myself some music, listen to side 1 first Drink myself some whiskey Pretend I did not lose you A rocker makes me think of us, but silence makes me cry… Silence makes me cry, silence….. cry. (c) 1986 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- PLAY Got a rhythm & I don't know what to do with it Play Well ok Got a woman & I don't know what to do with her Play Well ok Got some money & I don't know what to do with it Pay Got a record & I don't know what to do with it Play Every day Got a fever & I don't know what to take for it Ooh Yeah yeah yeah But I don't care if I get too hot to be blue Yes yes yes I got some money & I don't know what to do with it I feel funny when I don't know who to sue with it Ray Any day Play guitar, play guitar Play guitar, play a lead Play guitar, play guitar. (c) 1976 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- PLAY Got a rhythm & I don't know what to do with it Play Well ok Got a woman & I don't know what to do with her Play Well ok Got some money & I don't know what to do with it Pay Got a record & I don't know what to do with it Play Every day Got a fever & I don't know what to take for it Ooh Yeah yeah yeah But I don't care if I get too hot to be blue Yes yes yes I got some money & I don't know what to do with it I feel funny when I don't know who to sue with it Ray Any day Play guitar, play guitar Play guitar, play a lead Play guitar, play guitar Play music, Play R. Stevie music Go to his bandcamp buy some records and stuff The man needs your s-s-s-s-support Get yer paypal, give the some man some credits git down (fiddle solo) (c) 1976 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- WHY SHOULD I LOVE YOU i am stuck here with a bottle of beer and i love you you have been gone with him far much too long and i care why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on nobody told me that you could be cold so i loved you just how you talked to me, just how we walked as a pair why should i love you now you're never true, i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on every night of lies i wanna cry falling my friend she won't compromise i wanna die suicide won't do, so i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on (c) 1975 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- ADULT TREE (lyrics by William R. Anderson) Seeing you comma being me How do you say shopping spree? Let's entwine, ooh touch so divine Just get me home by suppertime ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh Loving wife, canine pee But your adult tree is growing on me Growing on me uhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh Just a lark, I believe it's just a spark Good for my soul soul so so bad for my heart Biding my time, hassling with frozen rhyme You'll come around when you feel like mine Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhhhhh Announcer: "This was R. Stevie Moore, Making songs like you've never heard before. The hermit of Nashville Couldn't stand still. Shakin' in the seventies Like a mad man hatter, Crossing styles and inventing matter. Turning silence into gold And breathing life into the mold. (mike drop!)" "Now listen to this, will ya? This is R. Stevie Moore growing, Perverting the machine. Infecting the mainstream. Turning your record collection into cream. (He doesn't piss in the sink unless he really has to)" "Wonderful, Wonderful World's Fair Topic of Same Europe Stool Pigeons and School Teachers, Ballad of Ethos, Kookie Coma, A Thirst Pop Music, Mighty Short Piece For All This Waste, Moons, New Yorkus, I Not Listening, Rockets By Two, Quarter Peep Show, The Fight, Danny Newberry, I Need Your Love! Next!" "R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore!" Is it alright tonight if we stay out of sight? Is it alright tonight if we stay out of sight? It'll turn out alright if we don't die of fright (RSM spoken:) Darling, forever we shall be Until there's no more time for eternity And that stormy day, as roses wilt And the sunlight in your еyes has been... How do you say...irreflectеd The moment that it is shown that our souls could not Heaven forbid Coalesce... And you show me that your total cooperation is exhausted: Get the shit out of here Now. (c) 1974 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- ADULT TREE (lyrics by William R. Anderson) Seeing you comma being me How do you say shopping spree? Let's entwine, ooh touch so divine Just get me home by suppertime ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh Loving wife, canine pee But your adult tree is growing on me Growing on me uhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh Just a lark, I believe it's just a spark Good for my soul soul so so bad for my heart Biding my time, hassling with frozen rhyme You'll come around when you feel like mine Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhh, Yeaaahhhhhh Announcer: "This was R. Stevie Moore, Making songs like you've never heard before. The hermit of Nashville Couldn't stand still. Shakin' in the seventies Like a mad man hatter, Crossing styles and inventing matter. Turning silence into gold And breathing life into the mold. (mike drop!)" "Now listen to this, will ya? This is R. Stevie Moore growing, Perverting the machine. Infecting the mainstream. Turning your record collection into cream. (He doesn't piss in the sink unless he really has to)" "Wonderful, Wonderful World's Fair Topic of Same Europe Stool Pigeons and School Teachers, Ballad of Ethos, Kookie Coma, A Thirst Pop Music, Mighty Short Piece For All This Waste, Moons, New Yorkus, I Not Listening, Rockets By Two, Quarter Peep Show, The Fight, Danny Newberry, I Need Your Love! Next!" "R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore! R. Stevie Moore!" Is it alright tonight if we stay out of sight? Is it alright tonight if we stay out of sight? It'll turn out alright if we don't die of fright (RSM spoken:) Darling, forever we shall be Until there's no more time for eternity And that stormy day, as roses wilt And the sunlight in your еyes has been... How do you say...irreflectеd The moment that it is shown that our souls could not Heaven forbid Coalesce... And you show me that your total cooperation is exhausted: Get the shit out of here Now. (c) 1974 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- WHY SHOULD I LOVE YOU i am stuck here with a bottle of beer and i love you you have been gone with him far much too long and i care why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on nobody told me that you could be cold so i loved you just how you talked to me, just how we walked as a pair why should i love you now you're never true, i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on every night of lies i wanna cry falling my friend she won't compromise i wanna die suicide won't do, so i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on i'll go away so you can't hear me say that i love you then you will see what it's like without me in your hair why should i love you asthma chazza do (as much as I do) i wanna sing why should i love you yeah uh huh alright come on (c) 1975 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- Amazing sound! Thanks!! Yesterday at 5:17 PM Fri 5:17 PM You sent Whoa! Straight to the top of the sequence! I agree with you, those two versions are fucking killer. Also loving that you're mixing up the sequence, intertwining songs. You sent Listening to the whole thing now. It's absolutely brilliant. It's the ultimate parody of pop culture. Where's your grammy award? Yesterday at 5:53 PM Fri 5:53 PM R ❤ dude, ^this is the best reaction anywhere of all time. U R IN THE KNOW. so timely. only you know and i know.... and i need more of that 'relevance' so much, aint gettin much at all from the world at large... so much fucking cynicism everywhere. and the big A & I: Apathy + Indifference. much much music. i'm already exhausted by this suno, nuno; still anticipating resuming listening to yer further tracks. it's really too overwhelming of an experience, hard to describe. wilburys/lobos blew my mind to pieces. wanna cry in anguish, pretending they could be true big $$elling hit singles in another universe. i am doomed. R https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AbeFndD5xs John Lennon's son 'feels like history is repeating' in US politics | BBC News BBC News R omg, THIS! so rare, spontaneous..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGmD2CVaUHQ bob dylan speaks to crowd toronto 1980 Robert Allen Burton You replied to R sorry, you're right. this is indeed a bit overwhelming. Easy to get carried away. Anyway the other tracks aren't as good as the Wilburrys' You replied to R Amazing! Had never heard before. It's the kind of thing that's probably included here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bootleg_Series_Vol._13:_Trouble_No_More_1979%E2%80%931981 en.wikipedia.org Yesterday at 6:32 PM Fri 6:32 PM R replied to you I never have preferred one over another, they're ALL 50/50 equal in importance to me, successful or failure. We still go along with it unkwestioningly. You sent amen! Yesterday at 7:43 PM Fri 7:43 PM R Adult Tree nowwwwwwwwwww You sent oy vey You sent that one came out a bit weird R hell, there's 4-5 of em!!!!!!! Fantastic that you added your own RSM words & references. Mike drop! YES, ueasy. I just had to turn dowen the monitor wile recording. Driving me batty. It reminds me of some R Stevie Moore stage musical, over the top MeatLoaf or some such shit. Curious, how do u go about copy/paste the lyrics?? searching where? lol You sent just googling your name + title of song + "lyrics" You sent they appear in different websites. You sent "It reminds me of some R Stevie Moore stage musical, over the top MeatLoaf or some such shit." --- Exactly!! R Yesterday at 10:21 PM Fri 10:21 PM R https://rsteviemoore.bandcamp.com/album/suno-or-later rsteviemoore.bandcamp.com Yesterday at 11:03 PM 11:03 PM R https://rsteviemoore.bandcamp.com/track/play-myself-some-music-1 rsteviemoore.bandcamp.com You sent Love it! The Giorgio Moroder Remixxx R R https://rsteviemoore.bandcamp.com/track/play-myself-some-music-2 rsteviemoore.bandcamp.com You replied to R ain't nuthin like the real thing 🙂 Write to R Stevie Moore

- IRONY Stop, you're overdoing everything Just like your father did And you, you never listen to me at all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? And when i'm a victim of circumstance I try to reason why i lose I never quite understand at all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? So if there's an explanation to this It's so ironic 'cause i need To figure out what i mean in all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? (c) 1978 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- IRONY Stop, you're overdoing everything Just like your father did And you, you never listen to me at all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? And when i'm a victim of circumstance I try to reason why i lose I never quite understand at all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? So if there's an explanation to this It's so ironic 'cause i need To figure out what i mean in all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? (c) 1978 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- IRONY Stop, you're overdoing everything Just like your father did And you, you never listen to me at all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? And when i'm a victim of circumstance I try to reason why i lose I never quite understand at all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? So if there's an explanation to this It's so ironic 'cause i need To figure out what i mean in all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? (c) 1978 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- IRONY Stop, you're overdoing everything Just like your father did And you, you never listen to me at all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? And when i'm a victim of circumstance I try to reason why i lose I never quite understand at all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? So if there's an explanation to this It's so ironic 'cause i need To figure out what i mean in all Irony What are you doing to me? Why you always give me Irony what are you giving to me How can i be free? (c) 1978 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)

- THE MEETING THAT COULDN'T BE Uhhhh! time for me to get up. what time is it anyway? i can't see the clock from where i lay here. and the one across the room i can't focus my eyes on. where's my glasses? i better stand up and stretch. this is the day that i meet you, for the first time i finally get a chance to meet you. and i must get ready, for it is late, later than i think. where's my watch? god, i can't find anything! what did i do last night? everything is lost in the shuffle It's a rainy saturday morning But that does not please me I feel solemn and dismal First i must put on a pair of pants But i cannot decide which to wear I'll try on the black pants If i could only find them There they are! How did they get over there? I must have left them there without thinking I'll shake them out and slip them on But no, the black pants are wrinkled And there are little white spots on one leg Can't wear them! I'll have to remember to fix them up later I guess i'll just find my jeans And not worry about dressing up Can i find the bathroom? It's so dark! Where's the sunshine i was promised? Didn't i pray for a beautiful day last night? A lot of good that did There's my watch on the bathroom shelf How did it get there? I'm thinking of you As i finish on the toilet And then i wet my face I still don't know which pants i'm gonna wear Shirts are no problem For some reason i take care of all my shirts But i let my pants fall to the floor And they get totally out of control There, that feels better with my face washed That's me in the mirror, huh? Is that how i look? I gotta get going It's already 9:30 and i've got some driving to do Here in my closet are many memories of The days when we planned this meeting for today Hope you're ready for me Because i've suddenly grown out of sorts And sometimes i can't help myself My new life has made me fall behind In self-responsabilities And it takes me hours to prepare for anything There's my glasses, on the desk They must be cleaned I put on a tony bennett album And that helps to calm me down It's hard enough waking up With this special event coming up It's cold in here! Better get dressed These jeans are filthy! But they're all i can find I'll wear that new white shirt That's hanging in the closet, yeah Choosing a tie is easy Suddenly i'm ready. guess i'll leave Is everything turned off? Maybe i'll leave one light on I might not be back until late Got my money, cigarettes, lighter I better take my driver's license Where is it?? Goodness gracious I'm so untogether this morning I've got so much to think about What if the car doesn't start? Do i have your number In case something were to happen? Let's see, there it is I'm surprised i didn't lose that too I'm getting a little hungry But there isn't time for that I better go before i lose something else At least it stopped raining Now how do i get to your building? I'll just have to stop at a service station And ask for directions, i guess As i look up and walk away I realize that my meeting you is The best thing that's ever happened to me I've been waiting for this for a long time And how hard to believe that today is the day My car is soaking wet inside Why did i leave the windows down? Now my jeans are getting damp And the car won't start Come on! Maybe i'll let it sit for a minute And i'll pump the gas I've got my fingers crossed Now it's starting to rain again Oh no! I've got a feeling something's against me It still won't start Better roll up the windows & start walking I'll br drenched by the time i get there Is this what it takes Just to meet you and be happy for once? Why is this happening to me? Oh god, it's starting to pour I gotta turn back I can't take it any longer I'll just have to stay here Until someone rescues me Which might never happen This is ridiculous! I'm tired of living this way Might as well take some dope, lots of it Where did i put the pills? There it is, and there's your picture Will i ever see you again? I better call you And tell you what's going on No answer, forget it! I'm just gonna end it all All these pills will take care of me I'll just wait a little while And then, no more problems I just hope you call me before it's too late. (c) 1978 HP Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)