A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better ...
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Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is the sound of a penny coming out of a well on the other side of the earth. Hello and Welcome to the Kakos Industries Corporate Shareholder Announcements. At […]…
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in which you start to have a real bad trip, shadow men come to collect, Fourest finds himself on a mission, and Ruddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to […]…
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in which Corin recounts a strange trip, Kimmie has been playing in the pools, and Jamie Bee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear has been well lubricated. Hello […]…
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in which Corin and friends violate the laws of mankind, Kimmie plays in the pools, and the middle Tabitha talks family. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is extra crispy. Hello and […]…
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in which Soundman and Corin avoid eye contact, you feel a tickle in your ear, Junior gets some important information, and Sivia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: What you are […]…
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in which Corin and Soundman share an awkward moment, the middle Tabitha turns out to be a big nerd, and Luna the Lucky “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: What you […]…
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in which a strange robot makes an appearance, we learn about a branch of the Cult of Ohh Ahh, and Helpmecorin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: what you are about […]…
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In which we hear from Corin Deeth I, Corin III goes on a date, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you are about to hear is an assault on decency but like in […]…
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In which Violet does some light reading, Corin tries to get her help, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you are about to hear is glassy and chimey with creamy mids. Corin: Hello […]…
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In which Corin gets flirted with, you find a baggie of weed, you drink some Kwurp, and Marty Blartfast “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is one long pun. […]…
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In which Violet makes some connections, Junior watches a new anime, Meredith learns the lingo, and Mirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. CONRAD: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is made of star stuff. […]…
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In which we cannot remember exactly what happened last night, you get some travel advice, and William Buchstaber “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. RYAN: What you are about to hear is everything you need it to be, but nothing you want it to be. CORIN: Hello and Welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate […]…
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I had some thoughts. Hello, everyone. Well, it looks like we might be heading into some difficult times again. I don’t want to make predictions about how difficult or how bad, partly because I think it’s irresponsible, but I wanted to talk about the plan going forward. I’m not talking about the plan for Kakos […]…
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In which we meet Tabitha, we learn a lot about duplicating people, we learn what a “Thumper” is, and Eddie Eyes “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are […]…
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In which we celebrate Halloween, Corin goes to a fancy party, there are some vague threats, Violet makes friends, and Sam Jackson “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]…
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In which Corin has trouble finding answers, your breath gets a lot fresher, the Spooky Finger is no more, and Lissy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are […]…
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In which Corin goes on a date, you get curious about a box, we learn what that spooky finger is, and Heweylewewydewey “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]…
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in which we learn something about the board, you enjoy some delicious cookies, and Bimple Lizkit “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear is gonna […]…
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in which we hear from Corin Deeth I about some trouble at work, a long time enemy is finally destroyed, and Jeff “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]…
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in which Corin gets interviewed, we hear about Evil Con, and Golfish Onatabble “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Ryan: What you are about to hear is going to take a while to scrub off in the shower. CORIN: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another Kakos Industries shareholder orientation held right here at […]…
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in which Corin does some sleuthing, we hear from Corin Deeth I, who is trying to go deep, and Suini Ciderborn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you […]…
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I’ll be in Europe end of August to Early October. Get in touch if you want to see me! Hello, everyone. Conrad again. If you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries, which is a work of fiction. If you don’t believe the cover story, then the tin foil is […]By Kakos Industries
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Fourest: Hey, there, Corin, it’s me, Fourest. I just wanted to call and check up on how you’ve been doing. I know that you’re out there doing some searching, and well, I guess we all know how talented you are at finding what you’re after. After all, I’m still alive, am I not? How long […]By Kakos Industries
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in which none of our questions are answered, but apparently there’s an important reason. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is all about the heart healthy fig. Hey, there, Corin. […]…
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I have here a report from Delilah Grenk from the Division of Porcine Innovations. “Greetings, Mr. Deeth. I would be absolutely thrilled to tell you about my innovations in the world of porcine science, AKA porscience. The first think you need to know about me, Mr. Deeth, is that I hate vegetables. I hate them […]…
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