Got that genshin impact pussy

angelicguy:

you need ANYTHING you just tell me. My boy Lucario will hook you up. *gestures to lucario*

(via rainphee)

some-cold-and-some-violence:

You might think fucking is amongst the most sexual acts it is possible for a man to do with another man but you would be wrong. It is only the 9th most sexual male on male activity. The number 1 most sexual activity is killing each other in WWI aerial combat

(via peggycatrerr)

galesong:

This is crazyy good for her

(via peggycatrerr)

cassiebnuy:

i hate holiday music so much “giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet” has the mouthfeel of somethign my homophobic high school coach would yell at me on track day

(via abluescarfonwaston)

amygdalae:

I can beat my avoidant tendencies I just have to stay away from any situation in which I might become avoidant. Problem solved

(via peggycatrerr)

ziptiesnfries:

i feel like an often-overlooked downside to 10-episode seasons and the death of the “monster of the week” format is that we get way less whump variety nowadays. used to be that there’d be dozens of opportunities for your fave to get punched or kidnapped or hypnotized or what have you. these days if it doesn’t fit into the main plot, it just doesn’t happen. this is a tragedy. we should be protesting.

(via khytal)

riddlecats:

in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

(via peggycatrerr)

Amazing how your headache vanishes after eating and drinking and copious amounts of pills. Much to think about

clementine-kesh:

clementine-kesh:

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

(via taketheringtolohac)

palant1r:

palant1r:

palant1r:

palant1r:

the “almost christmas” meme really captures the essence of ace attorney, which is funney hijinks that just get absolutely heartbreaking so fast. do the non ace attorneys know. do they think we’re just going apeshit over a Funney Moment. do they know that “almost christmas means it wasn’t christmas” is the turning point, the turnabout, the first moment of hope after the closest phoenix ever comes to horrible and painful failure, after he very nearly failed to save the man he’d been trying to save for 15 years? do they know? do they know?

before playing ace attorney: idk anything about ace attorney but everyone ships the red and blue rivals, ive heard aa is a comedy game that doesnt get too serious so i bet this is some klance bullshit

while playing ace attorney 1: man edgeworth sucks. haha this is a funny game with a few serious moments. wait. wait hang on. wait youre telling me WHAT happened in the elevator????? youre telling me THATS why phoenix became a lawyer—

after playing ace attorney: i am going to sob on the floor

imagine. imagine you knew a boy when you were young, unflinchingly good and idealistic, who’d stand up for you against, what was to you as a child, your entire world. imagine he was taken from you, suddenly and without warning, when your friendship had just begun to blossom and deepen. imagine you never stopped thinking about him. imagine that the goodness he showed you kept inspiring you, simmering in the back of your mind, inspiring your path. and then you saw him in the news — and they were saying that all the good in him was gone, that he was the worst of the system you’d one day be a part of, and you don’t believe it, of course you dont believe it, so you double down, determined to see him again. and then you see him again, and he’s everything they said he was, cold and ruthless and cruel. but you don’t doubt, not for a moment, and in only your second confrontation he breaks, calls out the truth against his own best interest, and tells you he has feelings for you But Bad Ones Trust Me.

and then he’s framed for murder, and you’re facing off against a man who’s been unbeaten for longer than you’ve been alive. and he’s winning, he’s got the trial down to a science.

imagine the boy you dreamed of saving for 15 years is declared guilty of a murder he didn’t commit.

and then imagine the other man who stood up for you back then rushes in past the last moment, and mercifully is allowed to testify, but it doesn’t seem like it’ll do any good. too little, too late, and the boy who used to represent the best of the world to you is going to be branded a murderer

but the testimony has one little contradiction, one little thread to pull, and you’re going to tug on it, wind it around your fingers till they bleed, shove it in the court’s face like a shining sword as you return a favor for a debt that everyone else forgot

almost christmas means it wasn’t christmas yet. happy 20 years, everyone

oh so this is gonna be one of those posts that serves as a calendar in my activity feed huh

(via taketheringtolohac)

grapplr-snapple:

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

he is NOT he has been LOVINGLY MARRIED to my MOM for 30 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via taketheringtolohac)

imsoofuckingsad:

it’s like i always say: fuck

(via samioli)

lungthief:

ill draw anything except what i need to atp

gaytanic-panic:

Perhaps unpopular opinion but I think RFTA-aged Ema and Klavier would have been friends