Makes perfect sense!

 The dude is so smart!

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

If you need me....

....you can find me at Bloated Goat Saloon. 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

The sign causes SO MANY accidents in Wisconsin!

 

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at the Mad Greek Cafe.

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at Alien Fresh Jerky. 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

If you need me....

....you can find me at Papa Cristo's. 

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know. 

I always told my mom I didn't want to go.

 And she was cool with it.