If you're looking for some last minute stocking-stuffers for that poor, unsocialized birdwatcher in your life, head on over to Burlybird for some awesome stickers. There are a lot of silhouettes of North American birds that can make everything look better.
Are you not familiar with the practice of putting birds on things? Portlandia sums it up well...
My car now runs on high-octane loon juice.