Your new
boys game.
Your group already plays for something. Sneakies is the scorekeeper that gets it right — net scores off every handicap, greenies and sneakies and sandies counted hole by hole, bridges doubled, and a running ledger of exactly who owes what. And it remembers the round forever, even after four transfusions, eight beers and two hot dogs: photos, match recaps, and every stat you have ever put on a card.
- 2v2
- Team format
- Recap
- Written every match
- AI
- Julie keeps score
The game
Play golf. Let the app score the game.
Sneakies is the game your boys will always want to play. Create a match, enter the scores, call out the bonuses — the app does the rest.
Net scoring, handled
Just enter the score. The app tracks the dots — that is your handicap — and puts the strokes where they belong, so you can focus on closest to the pin for a Prox, getting up and down for a Sneakie, and making birdies in your buddy’s face.
Every point counted
Twelve ways to score, from a two-point Prox to the sneakie nobody at the table noticed. Tap what happened; the engine handles what it is worth.
The whole group watching
One scorekeeper runs the card. Everyone else follows the same live match, drops notes and photos, and watches the money line move hole by hole. Share the link and the whole world can track your match.
Scored right
This is the part nobody gets right by hand.
A real front nine. Gross strokes go in, dots mark where the handicap gives a shot, and the points column settles itself — including the hole somebody bridged.
Charleston Municipal · Front nine
The match card
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Out |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 36 |
| Hcp | 5 | 11 | 17 | 1 | 9 | 15 | 3 | 13 | 7 | |
| Brett C.Hcp 6 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 38 |
| Sal G.Hcp 14 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 47 |
| Harry L.Hcp 9 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 5 | 38 |
| Lloyd M.Hcp 18 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 52 |
| Points | 6— | —8 | 5— | 1— | —9 | —7 | 152× | 4— | 6— | 2329 |
Balance after nine · Grip It & Rip It +$6
Closest to the pin
Two points, and the walk to the green is yours.
Everybody knows closest to the pin on a par 3. Sneakies has it on every hole — nearest the flag of everyone who hit the green, two points, once a hole. Everything else is quieter, and there are eleven more of them.
The ledger
Twelve ways to get paid.
Four of them are for winning the hole. The other eight are for the shots your group will still be talking about at dinner.
Team points
Winning the hole
Most groups play teams — Low Ball and Low Total, scored off everybody’s handicap. Sneakies has both plugged straight into the app. Enter the gross scores; it settles the hole.
- 2Low Ball · 2 ptsThe single best net score on the hole.Enter your gross score and Sneakies works out who got Low Ball for the team. Tied across teams and it pushes — nobody scores.For instance · Brett nets 3 and nobody touches it. His team takes 2.
- 2Low Total · 2 ptsBoth partners added together.Combined net score, team against team. Scored on its own, right next to Low Ball.For instance · Nets of 7 and 9 against 8 and 9. Sixteen beats seventeen — 2 points.
- 2Take · 2 ptsYou flipped the hole.Win a hole the other team won last, and the swing pays the full 2. The first hole of the round is always a Take.For instance · They won 6, you won 7. That flip is a Take.
- 1Keep · 1 ptYou held what you had.Same team wins back to back and the second hole is a Keep. If the hole is dead even, the previous winner Keeps it — possession has value, just less than a swing.For instance · You won 7, then halved 8. The half is your Keep.
Action points
Winning the moment
Side action on top of the hole. Tap what happened and the points land. No matter what you are carding, there is always an action point out there — you are never out of it, so you never give up.
- 1Greenie · 1 ptYou stuck the approach.Green in regulation. Available on every hole, not just the par 3s.For instance · Par 4, you are on in two. That is a Greenie.
- 2Prox · 2 ptsClosest to the pin.Closest to the pin of everyone who hit the green in regulation, any hole, once a hole. Two for the Prox, one for the green — it replaces your own Greenie, everybody else keeps theirs.For instance · Three of you find the green. Yours is inside — 2 for you, 1 each for them.
- 1Sneakie · 1 ptThe quiet one. The namesake.Getting it up and down for par. Simple as that — gross par, strokes have nothing to do with it.For instance · Short-sided in the rough, chip on, one putt, par. Sneakie.
- 1Sandie · 1 ptEachUp and in from the beach.Out of the bunker in one shot, then the first putt drops. Birdie, bogey, quadruple bogey — the score does not matter. The only point that stacks: in the sand twice and up and in twice is worth two.For instance · Plugged lie, one out to eight feet, drain it for double. Still a Sandie.
- 1Poley · 1 ptThe long one dropped.Your first putt of the hole goes in from longer than a flagstick. Any score on the card — the first putt is the point.For instance · Forty feet across the green for a 6. Still a Poley.
- 2Birdie · 2 ptsOne under, gross.Gross only, never net. Make a real birdie and take 2 on top of whatever the hole already paid.For instance · Par 5 in four with a stroke in hand? Net eagle, gross birdie — 2 points.
- 4Eagle · 4 ptsTwo under, gross.Everybody knows what an eagle is. Four points.For instance · Par 5 in three. Four points.
- 8Albatross · 8 ptsThree under, gross.The rare double eagle. Eight points, and a story for the rest of your life.For instance · Par 5 in two. Buy the cart girl a drink.
The lever
If you're down,
you're never out.
Behind on points? Call the Bridge. Only the team that's down can call it — they tee off after the team that's ahead, so the shout is always theirs — and every point on that hole pays double. A press, in other words, and every hole is a way back in. But be careful: bridge and then spray one, and the team you bridged answers with the Re-Bridge. Now the hole pays four times.
Hole 14 · Par 3
Bridged1×
Straight
2×
Bridge
4×
Re-bridge
- Take24
- Low Ball24
- Birdie · Harry24
- Prox · Harry24
- Greenie · Sal12
Hands full? Talk.
Tell Julie what happened.
A voice scorekeeper who knows the rulebook cold — and has opinions about your short game.
Score it with Julie
Hole 7 · Par 4 · Listening
Live- YouBrett made four, I made five, Harry made three.
- Julie
Julie's commentary is not fit for good paper. You'll hear her on the first tee.
What she just did
She knows the whole rulebook
Greenie, prox, sneakie, sandie, poley, bridge, keep, take. You describe the hole in plain English; she knows what each of those is worth.
She checks your work
Par or better with nothing tagged? A birdie called a sneakie? She reads it back and makes you confirm before the hole locks.
She sets the match up too
Course, teams, handicaps, stakes, and the invite texts — the whole card, built by conversation before anyone has hit a ball.
The 19th hole
Walk off with the story.
When the last putt drops, Sneakies writes the round up — the lead changes, the hole that broke somebody, who quietly carried their partner all afternoon. It is waiting on the results screen before you reach the car.
Headline
FinalGrip It & Rip It Survives a War and Takes $38 at Charleston Muni
“Four lead changes, two bridges, a re-bridge on 18, and stakes climbed to $5 a point — this was not a casual Sunday stroll. Brett dropped an eagle on hole 2 and racked up 5 proxies while Rob quietly collected six greenies…”
Collect them all.
Custom for your game.
Collectible ball markers, custom for your game. Pin your favourite to your profile and it rides next to your name in the clubhouse feed. Fair warning: these are not real ball markers. They're digital — think of them as NFTs, back when a JPEG of a bored monkey bought somebody a house. They could be worth something. They could be worth absolutely nothing.
Either way you're supporting Sneakies, and that grows the game.
In the app
Built like a clubhouse, not a spreadsheet.
The clubhouse
Every round your friends play, live and finished, in one feed — and saved forever. The pictures, the recaps, the videos, the notes from the hole where it went wrong. Share them and keep the clubhouse rolling.
Start one. Finish one.
Start a game, or drop straight back into the one still open. Nine holes in, phone died, cart turned around — the card is exactly where you left it.
Your ledger
Rounds, wins, win rate, lifetime earnings, and the markers on your shelf. Claim your member number on the way in — it is yours for good.
Members club · Est. 2025
“Nobody remembers a scorecard. They remember the hole you bridged with two to play.”
Sneakies exists so the story survives the round — properly counted, properly settled, and written down before anyone can rewrite it in their favour. It doesn't matter if you had one too many transfusions on the back nine. The pictures, the card, the points, who paid whom: it all lives on.
The download
Get Sneakies on the phone that's already in your bag.
Free to download, free to play, and every feature included. The first round your group runs through it is the one you will still be arguing about in October.