Elon Musk Kicks Taylor Swift Out of Space Office: “I’ll Never Leave!”

Elon Musk Kicks Taylor Swift Out of Space Office: “I’ll Never Leave!”

In a series of increasingly bizarre events that can only be described as a collision of the tech and pop culture universes, Elon Musk, the enigmatic CEO of SpaceX, Tesla, and Twitter’s unofficial overlord, found himself at odds with none other than Taylor Swift, the pop star known for her chart-topping hits and legions of … Read more

Elon Musk Sues ‘The View’ For $1 Billion

Elon Musk Sues 'The View' For $1 Billion

The lawsuit stems from a recent episode of The View where the hosts, in their trademark candid style, discussed Musk’s various business ventures, his parenting choices, and, of course, his prolific presence on Twitter. Musk, known for his thin skin when it comes to criticism (or perhaps just bored during his morning coffee), decided that … Read more

Kid Rock Blasted, “George Clooney is a Hollywood Hypocrite Who Should Leave America”

Kid Rock Blasted: "George Clooney is a Hollywood Hypocrite Who Should Leave America"

In a world where the rich and famous can’t resist the allure of the spotlight, one man stands tall, beer in hand, waving the flag of freedom and rock ‘n’ roll. That man, ladies and gentlemen, is none other than Kid Rock. And he’s got a bone to pick with George Clooney, the Hollywood hypocrite … Read more

Elon Musk Is Buying ‘The View’ For $500 Million

Elon Musk Is Buying 'The View' For $500 Million

Elon Musk has been known for making headlines with his bold business ventures and unconventional ideas. So, it was only a matter of time before the eccentric billionaire set his sights on something as quintessentially American as a daytime talk show. But not just any talk show—Musk has decided to buy The View for a … Read more

Apple Withdraws From $800 Million Olympics Advertising Compaign, Citing Concerns Over Event’s ‘Woke’ Direction

Apple Withdraws From $800 Million Olympics Advertising Compaign, Citing Concerns Over Event's 'Woke' Direction

Cupertino, CA – In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the tech and sports worlds, Apple Inc. announced today that it would be withdrawing from its $800 million advertising campaign for the upcoming Olympic Games. The reason? The company’s leadership is reportedly uncomfortable with what they describe as the event’s increasingly ‘woke’ direction. … Read more

Kid Rock Drops A Bomb: CMT Gets The Boot, ‘No Jason Aldean, No Kid Rock’

Kid Rock Drops A Bomb: CMT Gets The Boot, 'No Jason Aldean, No Kid Rock'

In an unprecedented turn of events, Kid Rock, the legendary American singer and rapper known for his rebellious spirit and unfiltered opinions, has once again shaken up the music industry. This time, his target is none other than Country Music Television (CMT). The catalyst? CMT’s recent decision to pull Jason Aldean’s controversial music video, “Try … Read more

Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million “Non-Woke” Movie

Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner's $500 Million "Non-Woke" Movie

In a move that has left Hollywood stunned and Twitter in a frenzy, Kevin Costner has announced his latest project—a $500 million “Non-Woke” epic starring none other than Roseanne Barr. Yes, you read that correctly. The woman who was once the queen of primetime TV, then became the queen of Twitter bans, is making her … Read more

Roseanne Barr Kicks George Clooney Out Of Her New Show, “Woke People Aren’t Welcome Here”

Roseanne Barr Kicks George Clooney Out Of Her New Show, “Woke People Aren’t Welcome Here”

In a move that has left Hollywood elites reeling and Twitter users in a frenzy, Roseanne Barr has reportedly kicked George Clooney out of her new TV show, citing that “woke people aren’t welcome here.” The bold decision comes as Barr continues her meteoric rise as the self-proclaimed queen of anti-woke television. It all began … Read more

Breaking: Jack Black Loses Nearly $15 Million in Concert Tours

Jack Black Loses Nearly $15 Million in Concert Tours

Jack Black, the actor, comedian, and frontman of Tenacious D, has been a beloved figure in the entertainment industry for decades. Known for his wild antics, powerful vocals, and larger-than-life persona, Jack has captured the hearts of millions. But even the most talented of rock gods can fall from grace, as evidenced by Black’s recent … Read more

‘The View’ Ratings Drop 75% Because Of Whoopi Goldberg

'The View' Ratings Drop 75% Because Of Whoopi Goldberg

In a shocking turn of events that has left television executives scrambling, the beloved daytime talk show “The View” has reportedly seen a staggering 75% drop in ratings. The reason? None other than the iconic, EGOT-winning host, Whoopi Goldberg. Yes, you read that right—Whoopi Goldberg, the cornerstone of modern entertainment, has somehow become the kryptonite … Read more