In order to save .8777560 seconds, i reverse jump out of my epic gaming chair while doing a frame-perfect vault in order to clip out of bounds. this bypasses the trigger that fully loads the level and allows me to b-hop directly to the toilet. keep in mind that in the character creation menu i did a quit out glitch right before the pe*is size and pant-selection menu respectively, This allows me to save another 5 seconds as i wont have to pull my pants down as well as saving me .0455556 seconds in total due to the aerodynamics caused by my c*ck and balls defaulting to the smallest setting from quitting out. RNGesus also blessed me this run with one of the smallest possible turds, allowing me to take only one second to squeeze the sh*t out of my ass. skipping the wipe cutscene afterwards allowed me to save approximately 10 seconds which is a nice bonus to bring this run to a close. all in all, even though this is world record pace, im sure someone or even myself could be able to shave a few milliseconds off of my new 4.97756 second any% shi**er record.