𝗶 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝐬𝐮𝐧 ☀️ 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤? ⊕⚫

+ʀᴇᴘ ꜱᴇɪɢᴇ ᴛᴜᴛᴏʀ + ᴘʜᴇɴᴏᴍᴇɴᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ☾⋆｡𖦹 °✩𓇼

Canadian legs tremble at the sight of a Trve American Patriot

I wake up every morning proud to be Canadian. Then I check American news to find out why.

We have our own rich, independent culture. Hockey. Mountains. Interrupting American movies to announce which actors are Canadian.

I’ve spent eight hours today explaining that the world doesn’t revolve around America. I would have stopped sooner, but a man in Ohio said he liked his town.
We’re especially known for our humility. Personally, I’ve handled the moral authority of being born forty minutes north of Buffalo with remarkable restraint.

Yesterday an American called us smug. I calmly reviewed six years of his post history to establish that he was a bad person. At no point was I rude. I even corrected his spelling.

Anyway, beautiful morning here. The lake is perfectly still, the mountains are breathtaking, and I’m indoors arguing about the Texas school board.

i love ya bro

+rep No toxic
+rep Thank for Antiraid bro