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As an avid ass eater, I am irritated by how much bidets have caught on. The best part about eating ass is the exotic spices and flavors and bidets take that away. Obviously I don’t want to consume literal poop (other than maybe a chocolate chip or cling on) but I want the essence of ass to be present when I go down there. Otherwise, what fun am I getting? Going down on your girlfriend is way more fun after she works out or just gets home because you can really take in all of her natural flavors and aromas. It’s the same with eating ass.

Like I said, nobody wants to munch on literal poop. It’s like cooking. Just the right amount of salt and garlic Mae a dish great! You don’t want to drown the dish in it but you also don’t want it to be flavorless!

Dating apps should have a “do you use a bidet: yes or no” option.

+rep drain gang gang

+rep very tuff