whatever im floombis 6 now

im floombis 2

this steam gaming platform application user is on a FALSE and FAKE! slandering campaign against my GOOD NAME ! in the deadlock community. do NOT believe his lies and untruths about a HIGH INTELLIGENCE and UNMATCHED gamer such as myself! thank you for your attention to this matter! - floombis.

why are you such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loner dude this is so pathetic why why why i just want a friend to play with and you're literally right there but obviously friendship isn't important to you so whatever you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic moron jesus christ how sad i cant believe i even asked to play with you or even suggested playing with you lol you probably suck anyways haha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot thats probably why you play alone L O L im too good for you anyways you don't deserve to be on the same leaderboard with me lmaoooo

Me: Classically beautiful near-runway model with the grace of a dancer and the laugh of a fairy, who inadvertently left her iPhone in the backseat of an Uber while in a sushi-hurry.

You: Untraditionally handsome, bespectacled, sharp-nosed man's man who found my iPhone in the back of your Uber 2 minutes later on your way home. Your name is Kevin.

You: "I have no idea what's wrong with your phone. It was in my pocket the whole night. My iPhone is just fine. Are you sure it wasn't full of water when you left it in the Uber?"

What exactly was the trigger which caused you or someone within arm's reach of a stranger's purple-encased iPhone to dunk it in a bucket of water?

My working theory is that you used my iPhone to take ♥♥♥♥ pics until you realized my phone is locked and you couldn't delete them.

holy i love this new copypaste