I enjoy video games. I also enjoy achievement-hunting because I'm a masochist.
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My favorite types of games are 3D Platformer, FPS, and Turn-based Strategy, but I'll give any game a chance.
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I dream about being as fabulous as Pete Burns one day.

The Wall of Legendary Quotes:
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"I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate from Harvard Business School. I traveled quite extensively. I've lived through the Black Plague and I had pretty good time during that. I've seen the Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?" ~ Betelgeuse (1988)
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"git gud" ~ Me, to me (2016)
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"You need to deal with the deep-seated issues within yourself." ~ DBD player (2017)
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"Before cleansing a Hex totem, cleanse your soul in the eyes of the Lord." ~ DBD player (2017)
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"I look inside myself and ask, 'Do I feel like a man or a woman?' And after all these years the answer is still: that I feel like ♥♥♥♥." ~ Natalie Wynn (2018)
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"If you can say that you're a reincarnated witch from Salem then I can say that I am a reincarnated grand witch mage, and as my first degree I order you to touch some grass." ~ Natalie Wynn (2023)
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"Samus, I didn't authorize the unlocking of your chastity belt yet. Put that thing back on." ~ Commander Adam Malkovich (2025)
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If I die with no remaining family members, please donate my Steam account to homeless children.

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