Previously:
-hominy made of teeth instead of corn
What appears to be an island is really the back of a great asp-turtle - the asp-turtle reaches its long neck over its back in the night to snatch up sailors camped upon it
-aspicasp, venom gelatinizes your flesh
A bird which plunges into the earth then grows into a tree with eggs as its fruit
Huckster starts monster hoax to draw adventurers to town - it goes horribly wrong
Those Who Dress Entirely In Corn
-The Forest of Assassins, where everything wants to kill you
-"the froth and noxious blast of a corrupt heart"
-wooden heads and asses' ears and copper in their voices
-secret society tattoo that's only visible when you flex really hard - secret society of bodybuilders/martial artists
-"What can be known, first must be buried"
Horror oneshot set at a Downlow Pride party, and everyone's wearing masks, but there's like a fuckin, a killer or something who's wearing a mask too
-evil book club, because one of the ladies keeps bringing in her own books for them to read, which are evil and have driven them all inSaAanE
You're paratroopers, you play as a squad of paratroopers, you're American or Rwandan paratroopers or whatever, and you thought you were paratrooping into the territory of the Enemy but you did not land in that territory but a very bad and strange territory and you have to find your way out
Creature that feeds on consciousness - exudes "nectar" made of positive memories and sensations and suchlike of prey to entice hunters to feed it more victims
Cult whose lives are tied to the statue of their deity - they are hard as stone, but any damage to the statue is reflected on all of them
At the end of his reign, the king drowns himself to be reunited with his sacred wife, the dragon from the sea
These people pour coffee on their swords before battle to awaken the spirit of the steel
Narcissistic & fearing assassination, a nobleman orders his surgeon to transform the faces of his courtiers into mirrors of his own
The Infinite Abyss is, in a planar sense, free real estate, but only those with an overwhelming ego and strength on the scale of a natural disaster can carve out their own layer of it
-The Howling is a medium or unspace which connects all layers of the Abyss. It is essentially an endless, unmoderated message board. It is the reason every demon lord hates every other demon lord.
Names for things: Lahasam, Seobex, Illa Vadenar, Talmer Iffre, Lantham, Holy Muss, Pxtou, Caolao, Secodorem, Mawuz Brin, Gattaband, Shinshir, Begor, Ichepu
Taphonomy is the study of how organisms decay and become fossilized or preserved in the paleontological record
-Crozzle: To shrink or shrivel from exposure to heat, and other things besides
Men who inherited (or conquered, or stole, or whatever else) kingdom from giants - look like children on massive thrones, swaddled in traditional robes much too large for them, followed by crowds of train-bearers
Big tetrahedronal instrument played by three musicians at once
From nightmare: pimple/boil so big that popping it exposes bone
-guys who got partially infected by mutagenic virus, wrecked by experimental treatment, then shipped off to the moon - no longer register as human on scans, leading to belief that moon-base is haunted
Misheard(?) from a tour guide: "It is also the one thing remaining from when this was all a great silence"
Civilized nations are distinguished from barbarian nations by hosting a campus of the Saecularium - a true university born from the merger of the Ecclesia Indomina (a sort of clerical union negotiating with gods on behalf of humanity) and more mechanistically-inclined wizards from the Church of Wonders
A sort of strangler fig but its hosts are human
Graves dug up, the corpses floating into the night sky / corpses squashed in hydraulic presses, squeezed for some essential salt, awful squatted & crumpled zombies left as byproduct-servitors
Gang of brigands who wear rags and apply ointments of poisonous herbs to make themselves appear as diseased beggars, use pretense of begging for alms to get close then draw daggers and such
Hermit who lives in a whale-bone tent along a shore - he dreams of being a whale, and has become obsessed with swallowing sailors whole
"Cudgies" - derogatory term for followers of Saint Cuthbert of the Cudgel - Leveller/Digger/Hussite types, serious, practical, and productive sorts who hate decadence, indolence, and spoils of conquest
-"Saints" understood in this paracosm with an obvious afterlife and so on to be those who deliberately will never return as outsiders, be absorbed as an attendant of a god, reincarnate, etc., whose living example and will shall forever remain immutable and authoritative
Rat-man warriors by code of honour only allow themselves to wear their incisors down by gnawing on the edges of their shields on campaign - to remain docile too long is death - those who manage to gnaw their shields through entirely are promoted to the ranks of berserkers & given two-handed weapons
Pseudo-carnivorous ivy, grows among ruins and scree and suchlike, pulls it up into structure-seemings that collapse onto and crush explorers into delicious and nutritious paste
Species of river dolphine or riparine micro-whale that shapes their territory into weirs and such, amenable environment and traps for prey
-whale wizard-lich in orbit, encased in ice
Anti-city weapon that spreads along the roads linked to it, bubbling them into lasting intraversability - those on the roads at the time carbonized beyond recognition
Peach-crab - mobile fruit, crustacean-like segmented, legged & clawed seed that carries around its fruit-flesh on its back, picking off bits to eat and fuel its journey to a planting site
Screaming ultra-entropic locust zones, mobile technorganic hellscapes that migrate across and overtop other ecosystems, degrading their biomass into fuel that is vapourized and sucked into shuddering engine-masses that power the whole thing
-A library that is also a gigantic wasp hive, created by giant wasps that pulp everything in the area and turn it into books - literally turning the territory into its own maps (and atlases, encyclopedias, biographies, etc.) - infested by parasitic ecosystem of glow-worms that eat nonsense and excrete illumination, book-worms that are able to burrow into fiction like it's a physical space, humans who've tattooed themselves with the text of books as camouflage against the wasps, and so on
-An entirely two-dimensional ecosystem composed of organisms of stark light and shadow, projected onto the world below by an alien moon, with odd symbiosis with the three-dimensional life it's projected on - e.g. two-dimensional pollinators unaffected by wind courted by Möbius-strip flowers
A specialized priest, tattooed with heaven on his belly, tasked with consuming all the sacrifices offered to his god - lipomas sprout across his flesh and hatch into hymn-singing cherubs
He-Man class - do classes even need levels?
-Thing class... you're The Thing from The Thing...
-class where you have to write a letter to Princess Celestia telling her a lesson you learned about friendship after every session
-XP stands for Xenia Process
In a world with an underdark-equivalent, and therefore much more extensive and lush cave systems, cavemen could be some real lasting players - chthonic neaderempires - chronic daylight deprivation leads to "slowing time", twelve hour sleeping thirty six hour awake cycle, mushrooms and fatty fish sources of vitamin D
Okay so it's elves, it's an elf-take - elves are insects, they're all one big hive, but their queen died a long time ago and they metamorphosed into immortal forms until they can find the princess-heir, drow and wood elves and so on are different castes that split after the death of the queen, they're a dwindling species because they can't reproduce and most of them have given up hope of ever finding the heir, changelings are like those spiders that sneak into ant nests but instead of ants it's humans and they're from a faction of elves who think they can make their own princess by experimenting on humans
-elves call themselves the seldarine and consider themselves to be gods - drow are hated for subordinating themselves to the god Lolth, to the seldarine denying their own divinity
Dungeon origin: Culture wherein if a master is killed by their slave, all their other slaves will be killed alongside that slave and interred with the master to serve them forever in the afterlife - slaves faked mass suicide with poison that mimics death, awakened in the master's ancestral tomb, and set about robbing and desecrating everything - imprisoned slave faction (undead?) vs. angry undead noble ancestors faction vs. modern day imperial graverobbers trying to balance the deficit faction
The God of Mountains is ringed by the Valley of Mercy, a divinely-created landform which protects the rest of the world from the obscene weather events created by the GoM
Ok so it's the Ex-Presidents from Point Break but also Madame Tussaud wax statues and also voodoo dolls and like a candle but instead of a wick they've got a film reel spun through them and they've got some freak shit fictional character knacks while it's burning them down
Viral-induced epilepsy via genetically-engineered viruses to program brain responses to light patterns (feels like I've done this one before but whatever)
-okay so it's this plus cognitive atrophy from LLM overuse and it's guys with VR headsets flashing lights in their eyes based on whatever instructions they mumble to it to manipulate their movements and mood
Part of the world where carrion has become so abundant wild dogs and wild pigs hybridized into the same species, gnawing their gametes into the marrow of corpse-bones that hatch into puppiglets
What if a jiangshi... but from sky burial... and they hop, but hop very high up, and then come down like a diving falcon... or a mario with talons on his feet...
-koi polloi
-a species of sentient art-works somehow able to compel people to create and re-create them
The War of the Noses: an ancient conflict between the saiga-men and the tapir-people which reduced both sides to wretched beasts and littered the land with ruins and the wreckage of war-machines
-deafened smith, big red candle atop his head dripping into his ears and styling his moustache, he plucks its flame and tosses it into his forge
Bytopian outsiders are defined by a duality, the usual relationship of which can be inverted - e.g. the shadow or reflection which casts the body or which can be cast separated from the body, a weeping silhouette whose tears rise into a cloud and is then outlined by rainfall from the cloud, etc.
Vial of blood. Any amount of water which gets so much as a drop of the blood in it will be infested by sharks.
A sinkhole-pond, very deep, a place where leeches churn the water, bloated with the ichor of something at its bottom - it is not wholesome fare for the leeches, and they will latch onto you not to drain your blood, but to regurgitate that ichor and spare their stomachs from invertebrate agony
-anglerfish-like chthonic ambush predator, lure mimics torchlight
-giant fucking apes, gigantopithecus type shit, and they live on a flying island and descend to the lowly earth on really long vines from really big trees to monkey around
Some kind of miracle-matter made from laparotomizing doppelgangers
Silent Hill-y horror scenario, town in B.C. engulfed by wildfire that strangely doesn't spread into the town itself (though makes it nigh-unbearably hot and smoky), trapping the people who wouldn't or couldn't evacuate, fire doesn't burn down over time and strange things emerge from it and the town warps as the smoke infuses it
-scenario seed: radio-tagged endangered species specimen begins making impossible movements
-you're cast and/or crew on the set of a remake of an allegedly-cursed film and things start going very wrong
From the lands of shadowy dream through the gate of horn comes fulfilment and through the gate of ivory comes deception - similarly from the sun-bright waking lands come dreamers through the marble gate and the brazen gate, and wiser figments of dreams know through which comes whom
Okay so it's water levels, it's a water level, but it's sand levels, and the dungeon's an hourglass, and you can flip it when the sand's too much
Better Louis has escaped and I don't know where else to put this
The sirens' names are Molpe, Thelxiope, Himerope, Aglaophonos, Peisinoe, Parthenope, Ligeia, Leucosia, Rhaidne, Teles, and Telchtereia