Goat So Fixated on 2024 Presidential Race It Suffers

Ocular Dislocation

Not only will former Michigan governor Rick Snyder take

the Fifth at his Flint water crisis trial, he will also refuse 

to open his eyes.

How You Can Tell If You've Stepped on a Snake's Tail

It's easy to see why Eric Greitens' nickname is

'Borg Eye'.

Tucker Carlson Calls Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) ‘Eye-Patch McCain’

"Doctor, my eyes

Tell me what is wrong

Was I unwise to leave them open for so long?"

Salvador Dali and Man Ray Watching Donald Trump Brag

When Mitt Romney refers to someone as 'the feral-eyed man',

you know he must talking about Vladimir Putin.

Neighborhood Watcher Receives Commendation

for 10 Years of Faithful Service

When You Look Into Your Dog's Eyes

Fake smiles cause Crow's Feet.  In Kyrsten Sinema's 

case, it's Buzzard's Feet.

Melania Trump Launches NFT Platform, with 

'Melania's Vision', a Painting of Herself,

on Sale for £128

In Greek, Meta (μετά) is a prefix which means 'after'.  

In other words, Meta comes after Facebook.

"Me, paranoid? You gotta be kidding!"

"Mom, Weldon is disillusioning me again!"

She could see through the eyes of a serial killer.

He could see through the eyes of a serial whiner.

It's 1984 and Vladimir Putin knows who called him a

'beady-eyed thug'.

Until she removed it, people didn't realize

Sidney Powell had been wearing a COVID-19

mask all along.

Trump Loses Mr. Magoo's Vote, But for the

Wrong Reason

Trump Doing His Squint the Pirate Impression