Local Man Seeks to Obtain a License for His

Pet Goldfish, Erica

Rather than feed 4,000 with seven loaves and a few small

fish, as Jesus once did, Trump would have taught them

how to fish.

If you think of Postmaster General Louis DeJoy as a

 Sea Lamprey (or 'Vampire Fish'), he makes a lot more

 sense.

We are told the the Anglerfish has zero interest in policy, has 

a relentless thirst for power, and is slavishly loyal to Trump.

  A Republican, in other words.

Paul Manafort says:  “What’s different is my unwillingness to 

incorporate into my life people who have not proven themselves 

to be honest with me.”  Listening to Manafort opine about 

honesty is like watching a brown trout fake an orgasm.

"Neighbor, when was the last time you had a big, thick, 

steaming bowl of Fish Assholes?  Well, that's too long!"

Jean-Paul Carp Facing Existential Crisis

Fishing for a Bite

Have you ever wondered who came up with the idea of

shooting fish in a barrel?

Existentialist Fish Jean-Paul Carp Sez;  "Hell is Otter people."

Pilot Fish Usually Gather Around Sharks

Joseph Ladapo, Florida's Sturgeon General, 

Slammed by GOP Leader for Putting Life of 

Lawmaker at Risk

"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for fish, crustaceans, 

and mollusks."

"What's he doing?"

"He's forecasting the 2022 midterms."

Joe Manchin Vows to Vote Against

For the People Act, Wins Walmart

Sushi Prize

Chip Roy needs to capitalize on his

new-found fame with a reality TV

show, 'Bitching Up with MAGA'.

Like a goldfish, Chip Roy has a 10-second memory.

 

Two Skeletons Fighting Over a Pickled Herring While 

Marco Rubio, Disguised as Underdog, Looks On 

Disapprovingly

Still Life with Trout and Don Jr. Sporting a 

Three Percenter Shirt

Like the Capitol Hill Insurrectionists who

 have been arrested, the fish just got caught

 up in the moment.