“Matt Drudge loves chaos. And impeachment is chaos.”

Drudgery Report #11

Matt Drudge Attacks Wrong Christine Ford,

Smears Himself

Just because you're a paranoid freak, Matt Drudge, doesn't 

mean Ooga Booga's not comin' to getcha! (Heh, heh, heh.)

Matt Drudge is off his meds again.

Matt Drudge Descends Brokeback Mountain,

Starts Giving Free Medical Advice on Twitter

Drudge Report Publishes Picture of Hillary Clinton

Climbing Stairs on All Fours to Show She's Not 

Physically Fit for High Office

If Matt Drudge Had a Man Bun

Media Stars Matt Drudge and Ann Coulter

Spotted Sitting Together for GOP Debate

in Vegas at the Venetian

Drudge Manufactures Controversy about His Ridiculous

Lack of Hair

"Matt Drudge, you're next!"

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #166

Matt Drudge, Tammy Haddad, Howard Kurtz,

Tucker Carlson, Sheri Annis, and 

Barbara Comstock

If you want a Matt Drudge omelet, you've

gotta break some eggs.

Matt Drudge

Matt Drudge's Dog

When your omelet begins to remind you of Matt Drudge,

 you may be taking too many drugs.

Remember Matt Drudge?  He wore interesting

hats, but he wasn't big-boned.

It's been three days since Dave Weigel resigned

from the Washington Post, and Matt Drudge still

hasn't set himself on fire. That's a damn shame!

"All I did was misinform the American people

about Iraq's WMD and Saddam Hussein's links

to Al-Qaida. By contrast, Dave Weigel dissed

Matt Drudge in private email. Can you imagine

how hurt Matt's feelings were when those

emails came to light?"

"My price is slightly higher west of the Mississippi."

"Hey, Matt! Imitation is the sincerest

form of flattery, dude!"

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