He blames Geppetto.

The human nose can detect 1 trillion odors, 

including Mark Meadows' Flop Sweat.

Apparently, when someone told her to 'put a cork in it',

Laura's aim was bad.

Behind his back, Tucker's friends call him

'Nosy Ned'.

Ask your doctor if Rhinoplasty is right for you.

Florida Governor Reacts to Sniffing His Own Upper Lip

Frosty the Snowman's Nose Job Goes South

Great Misadventures in Science #13

Remember when Woody Allen held Trump's nose 

hostage in Sleeper?

Ted Cruz says he doesn't wear a COVID-19 mask

for two reasons.  First, it would not fit over his nose.

Second, his parents taught him to always share.

Does the clown nose make Greg Abbott

look like Trump?

OK, so we should wash our hands every time we blow our

 noses, cough, or sneeze.  If you're a Millipede, that's easier

 said than done.

The Trumpian Schnozzola has more craters

than the surface of the Moon.

Mark Morgan, Acting Director of ICE, has a

nose-and-eyeglasses engineering problem.

Mark Meadows has been promising to send Obama home

 to Kenya since 2012.

"Will the real Rudolph please stand up?"

Ted Cruz Sez: “Their favorite adjective for Beto is 

Kennedyesque. They all talk about his hair and

 his teeth. Their favorite adjective for me is 

McCarthyesque.  They all talk about my nose

 and my chin."

Snot a Problem?

Tricky Dicky About to Wet His Beak

Jim Jordan Blames 'Deviated Septum' for Failure to

Smell Cesspool

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