Vulgar Message Scrawled on District of Columbia's Tallest

 Phallic Symbol

In his titillating discussion of My Son Hunter, Tucker

Carlson neglected to point out that M&Ms melt in

your mouth, not on your wang.

Another Goddam Trumpnik Demonstration!

Kari Lake Feeling That BDE (Big Dick Energy)

Another State Secret Divulged

“DeSantis has always loved embarrassing and humiliating

 people.  He was the biggest dick we knew.”

There's a rumor making the rounds to the

effect that Satan doesn't have a sense of 

humor.  Don't believe it.

Hyung Jin Moon, leader of the Cult of the AR-15, has a

gold-plated phallic symbol and you don't.  Eat your

heart out!

In 2024, the MAGA hat will be retired and in its

place will be the Noggin Toboggan.

“Every shot Marvin Daniel fired filled him with a satisfaction 

he’d never before experienced.”  It was better than sex.

Elongate Scandal

Drop the Penis Gauge, Tucker, and

Nobody Gets Hurt

Forgiato Blow likes to fondle his phallic

prosthesis in public.

When Penis Monsters Roamed the Earth

Congressman Peckerwood J. Tallywhacker,

Republican of North Carolina

Madison Cawthorn Sez:  "Take notes, Madame Speaker, I'm 

about to define what a woman is for you: XX chromosomes, 

no tallywhacker.  It's so simple."

Former Proud Boy Leader Kyle 'Debased Cockman' Chapman

Arrested for Attacking Health Care Workers in Idaho

Ted Cruz Has a 'Flaccid Moment'

Celibate and got unwanted 'wood'?  

Here's the ideal tool for clearing it.

When Viagra Lets You Down