Sad news for Blood Bowl :(

These are just sad news for the Blood Bowl players around the world  :(

"This is a very special episode of Zlurpcast. No jokes here. We somehow managed to get a former higher up at Games Workshop on the line to tell us the REAL future of the game we all love, Blood Bowl. I’m still in shock how we managed to get this interview. Many have speculated about a new release and/or a new set of rules. What you find out about the future of Blood Bowl in this interview will blow your mind to tiny bits. Listen now, before the Empire forces us to pull it down!"

Chaos Cup 2013

"There is still a really cool giveaway I'm working on for this year that hopefully I can give info on within the next couple weeks.

So you get the coin, the dice, the patch (coming soon), the Chaos All Star Apothecary...and who knows what other surprises!


Do not miss CHAOS CUP 2013! These giveaways are exclusive to attendees and I cannot promise I'll have any extras leftover after the event."

More Deathroller...

....thats right  :)

This time we have "The Jungle Bunny" made by Patrick Lefèvre.

Check it out...

Heres the before version:

 

And heres the after version:

 

 

I dont know man...how can you block such a monster??  :)

 

Also,heres the fluff behind it:

 

"When Chief Oeggaboegga found out about the Deathroller races over Kaballvision he quickly ordered his sorceror Wizzbang to start the construction of something suitable to attend.

So when the whole thing was ready, the chief, who obviously saw himself as the best candidate for driving it, Wizzbang and a handfull of Pygmees set of to the Old World to compete in the races.

At first the Dwarfs were reluctant to let the Jungle Bunny compete since instead of an engine it is powered by ancient shamanic magic called Voodoo and even tought about disqualiffying it alltogether after it’s first race.

The fans, however, who had witnessed the mayhem it had caused during said race unsurprisingly had a different view and so Oeggaboegga and his bunny were ‘welcome’ to stay."

 

 

Awesome  :)

 

 

You can read a more in depth post about this awesome Deathroller HERE

 

And dont forget to check the whole blog...its good read  :)

 

 

Also,dont forget to check Tomsche Murrath blog (the guy that did the other Deathroller)

 

 

And,to end this post...heres a bonus:

 

 

 

This is part of the Zlurpcast comic strips and...we´re having some band problems...but i blame them for unplugging my bass on purpose...LOL

 

You can see more of this on Zlurpcast´s Facebook page  :)

 

And no,i dont have long hair anymore  :(

 

DEATH CHICKEN F*CKING RULES



Deathroller Build Competition 1st pics...

Oh yeah...the 1st pics have arrived...courtesy or Mr. Tomsche Murrath  :)

 

Enjoy this "beast" of a Deathroller...

 

Before painting...



 

 

...and after painting  :)

 

                               

 

Also,attached to the pics,came this wonderful piece of fluff  :)

 

"The fields of the Blood Bowl pitches will tremble with the appearance of Hashut's Chariot, straight from the ziggurats of Zharr Naggrund in a quest to gather more and more slaves in this upcomming sport in the Old World. The chairman of the infamous Vongalazthag Violators does appologise though for the unfortunate bunny, it didn`t grant passage to those comming for the right though..."

 

Pretty cool huh?

 

Also,dont forget to check the latest episode of Zlurpcast

 

- Zlurpcast #39

 

"Chaos Cup 2012 just wrapped up and the Zlurpcast Main Guy and Other Guy talk about why this was such a special event. Besides the record setting number of coaches and several US States and Countries present, the male bonding over the weekend is the reason we all love to attend Blood Bowl Tournaments. We also find out why Da 40 Miners and their coach have been so sad lately. That sadness leads to overindulgence at the bar of course. Fake GW Employees, Building Bears, and of course Nihilism are all things you will learn about from this episode. To finish this show up we preview Underworld Cup 2012 and Ghouls Night Out III. Grab your favorite Zlurpcast flask, fill it with your favorite bev and crank this episode up to eleventyseven! STRONG GRAPPLE TAUNT!"

 

And,check out the new tournament from the Both Down crew...

 

 

 

- Nuffleween Tournament

Edit - Forgot to tell you that Tomsche also haves a blog...check it out here: http://tomsche69.blogspot.pt/

And heres more info on his DeathRoller - http://tomsche69.blogspot.pt/2012/10/daethroller-2000-entry-hashuts-chariot.html

Podcast update...

Enjoy  :)


Zlurpcast

"The return of Good Dwarf / Bad Dwarf! This episode’s topic — Star Players at tournaments, good or bad? On a related note, Chainsaw wielding looney Star Player, Helmut Wulf calls in to talk about his project when he’s not playing Blood Bowl…. that’s right, Heavy Metal singing! You will get a full preview of Chaos Cup 2012 in Chicago, brought to you by Nurgle King – Your decay right away, at Nurgle King now! Plus, this episode wouldn’t be complete without Jonny and Xtreme talking about Gencon Bowl… which includes random encounters with large black men, Lara Croft dress-ups, belly dancers, and Angry Tom saying FUCK to kids. Classic Zlurpcast as always! Make sure to sign up to the ZLURP NATION Free Email Club to get access to bonus audio content each month!"


Both Down

"Both Down Episode 10 – In this episode we kick off the segments with a very special guest interview. Then its time to get crazy as we talk to the “Chaos See-Saw” Alan about his team for Chaos Cup. After all that we then go over our Chaos Cup plans and maybe do some trash talking. It all ends with our Shout-outs where we talk about Chaos Cup, 3DB, Nuffle and way too many other things. You like us, you love us, now have some more of us!
Episode Breakdown by time:

• Behind the Fluff – Interview – 10:55
• Tournament Talk – Team Breakdown – 48:25
• Tournament Talk Part 2 – Chaos Cup – 1:08:00
• Shout Outs – 1:30:12

Links to stuff mentioned in Episode 10:

• Abu Dhabi
• Sudden Death Expansion for Blood Bowl Team Manager
• Gary Coleman – On the Right Track – YouTube Video
• Matt Forbeck Website
• Matt Forbeck – Kickstarter
• Alan’s Chaos Cup Team – Stirland Chargers
• Chaos Cup Tournament in Chicago!
• 3DB Podcast
• Play some Joust
• White Castle
• Lou Malnati’s Pizzeria
• Zlurpcast
• StockBowl Cup
• Nuffleween Tournament Rules
• Nuffleween Website Link
• Draw Nuffle Contest Details: Draw “Nuffle”, send to BothDownPodcast@gmail.com, prize is T-Shirt, Deadline is Sept 13th, Winner to be announced via Twitter at Chaos Cup.
• Ring Rust with Scott Prime
• Shoot Radio"

Three Die Block

"This episode, Chance and Drew talk about their Gen Con 2012 experience, complete with interviews with their opponents! Then as both local leagues gear up for playoffs, the guys talk about their predictions for this season."

Zlurpcast #37

Episode #37 is here  :)

"So the ongoing theme of this episode is Back to the Basics…. this is our FOURTH YEAR of Zlurpcast and we’d like to thank all of our fans for coming along for the ride! We’ve taken into account the varying degrees of feedback we’ve gotten the past year and decided to make a few tweaks to the format. More details about that in this episode along with full coverage of Put a Ring on It 2 where we hear from the coaches of Da 40 Miners and the Nippon Super Samurai about their epic showdown. We preview GenCon Bowl, bring back Poet’s Corner, and get a call from everyone’s favorite Chaos Dwarf Star Player. And of course we’ve got a contest winner to announce! Ride that Zlurpcast train into year 4 with us…"

Download HERE

Also,check out the Tournament Coverage section HERE

And by all means,check THIS
Enjoy  :)

Podcast update...

Im just posting the latest episodes of our favourite podcasts:

- Zlurpcast - Ep. #36

"First off…. sorry for getting this out late. I had issues with the length. That’s what she said. And actually since we’re talking about it…. this thing is about 3 and a half hours long. Yeah, I know. Fuckin sucks. We had a ton of great footage from the LIVE episode at Zlurpee Bowl VIII, plus we had to do a wrap up afterwards with results. It would have been tough to just edit out certain spots of the live show, so I left it all in! This is a lot to swallow — I know, it’s also what she said again. Here is some direction. Listen to the first 2 and a half hours. That’s the live show. It’s fun, it’s all over the place, but most of all, it will help you feel like you were at hanging out at the Zlurpcast Afterparty with us. Then, but only if you absolutely must…. go ahead and finish the other hour. The live episode sees the return of the Go For It Trivia Game with guests Sarge, Josh, Mark x2, Tristan, Randal, and many others. You get to hear Xtreme and Jonny fight about how many SPPs questions should be worth, and we find out why Jake Lloyd of Star Wars fame might want to sell you some Bantha Fodder…but only if yer cool. Enjoy!"

- Both Down - Ep. #8

"Both Down Episode 8. Team Ginger takes an in depth look and breakdown of the Chaos Dwarfs… Just joking this episode features segments like “House Rules” spotlighting the Al-Kohrn Cup, “Behind the Fluff” hear an interview with Golden Toe Joe and some “Tournament Talk” about team selection and breakdown for Chaos Cup. Also listen to them boast about league Championship victories, birthdays, fireworks and various other Ginger related topics. You know you love it now go listen.
Episode Breakdown by time:

• House Rules – 13:29
• Behind the Fluff – 44:25
• Tournament Talk – 1:04:57
• Shout Outs – 1:32:31

Links to stuff mentioned in Episode 8:

• Fantastic Four #11
• Al-Kohrn Cup Rules
• Da 40 Miners Website
• Profile: Golden Toe Joe
• Follow Da 40 Miners on Twitter
• Orclahoma Ginger Badgers- Team Roster
• Chaos Cup Tournament in Chicago!
• FUMBBL
• Join and check out the NAF
• Fireworks Images: Tanks – Chickens – Snakes 1 – Snakes 2
• Honey Badgers (Original)"

- Three Die Block - Ep. 25-06-2012

"This episode takes a second look at the Chaos Dwarves with guest coach, Nate Ponce, and while the subject might be short, the discussion is our longest one yet! Once you've survived all that, it's a quick hit with a Star-Push-Skull segment about league required dice towers. And no time at all is wasted moving into Cheering Fans and local league standings!"

- ZTZ - Ep. Chaos Dwarf

"The EVIL version of the little guys! And they have slaves… how else are you supposed to get shit done?! Nathan and Shawna, AKA, Bumblefuck and Friend dissect the Blood Bowl Chaos Dwarf roster in detail. They discuss what skills to take, strategies for certain players, and of course what Star Players are most useful. Chaos Dwarves are a popular and feared sight on the pitch, so make sure you do your homework and listen to this episode of Zlurpcast Tactic Zone!"

Zlurpee Bowl VIII pics...

...yeah,just in case you want to see some pics from the Zlurpee Bowl VIII,please check out this two links:

- MainGuy: http://s1145.photobucket.com/albums/o513/jp4media/Zlurpee%20Bowl%20VIII/
-OtherGuy: http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v506/Xtreme_NAF/Zlurpee%20Bowl%20VIII/

Fluff Update

by Nazgob

The Badland Outlaws have made it to the play-offs! They played their quarter-final match this morning and we can present this exclusive report from touchline reporter Joe Prince.

(n.b. a full match report and team sheets are available here)

The play-offs started with a bang.

Jack, the famed killer berserker smashed into the Orc defensive line. Hagdish Guung stumbled backwards, lulling the Norse player forwards, before bracing himself and surging forward, assisted by Rark Snotling-Muncher. Just seconds into the match and the most feared Norseman on the pitch was being carted into the dugout on a stretcher.

Things went from bad to worse for the Lads o Liberty. Scrambling to recover, they grabbed the ball and moved towards the wide zone. However, Oddgit, shaman for hire, saw them coming and unleashed the mighty foot of Gork; all three Norsemen beneath its scaly green sole were crushed to the floor. Witnesses swear that one of the men was squashed completely flat, only to be re-inflated by the team apothecary.

With the ball bouncing lose, the Outlaws moved up to recover it. The blockers took up positions to cover it, but 'da Hammer', Egbert Jones, fumbled the pick up. Luckily, the team captain was once against well-placed; he caught the bouncing ball, before blitzing free just seconds later.

Switching to offence, the greenskins pushed forwards. Their inexorable advance was unstoppable, not slowed by either Brort Eralg's injury, nor Splurgle's obsession with the wax dribbling from his ears. Just before the half time whistle, Rark sauntered over the line. In celebration, he ripped the head of a snotling and proceeded to live up to his name.

The second half started as normal. The ball was retrieved without incident. With the Orcs having the man advantage, they began a solid drive.

Midway through the half, the Norse began to fight back. Overconfident, Brort Eralg had stepped a little too far forward, opened himself up to the blitz. The ball bounced free and despite the best efforts of several greenskins and one Ulfwerener, it landed on the ground. Luckily though, Nuffle continued to smile on the Outlaws and as Andrew moved to secure the ball, he missed an outstretched Orc leg and plummeted to the ground.

Moving swiftly, the Outlaws reorganised their play and got the ball to the secure hands of Bar Goblin-Drinker. Prior to this game, the big Black Orc had achieved nothing all season, but he stepped up to the challenge, shepherding the ball into the end zone.

Although Jack did manage to score a couple of casualties, it was a case of too little, too late and nothing could prevent the 2 nil victory by the Badland Outlaws. They now march on to the semi-finals of the Zlurp Nation play-offs, to face either the aerial might of Poachers Pocket, or the evil Dwarves who call themselves the Gears of Blood Bowl.

Tune in next time!

Did you know? Determined to prove the supremacy of the Black Orc, team captain and owner, Rark Snotling-Muncher, has made a bet with his head coach. The fortunes of five snotlings rest upon who scored the most touchdowns; the Outlaws' Black Orc Blockers, or the Blitzers. Currently, the score stands at five all. With five little green existences on the line, it's no wonder that the semi-final game is already sold out.

Zlurpcast #34 is out...

...and thank you Nuffle for that...my body was starting to beg me for my Zlurpcast fix :)

As seen in the above pic, not only are Xtreme and Jonny P looking their best at Adepticon 2012 and Stupor Bowl V, but they are wearing some Zlurpcast apparel. Buy yours today at this link, then take a pic and send it in. You could win some amazing prizes! This episode previews Chromatic Cup, Four Diamonds Cup, and Special K, while reviewing Stupor Bowl V in-depth. We also hear not one, but two Torontonians give updates in our Ourside Our Borders segment. The winner of our MST3K / SpaceBowl contest is also revealed…. is it you? Listen and find out ya turkey!

- http://zlurpcast.com/category/episodes/episodes/zlurpcast-34-may-2012/

Also...as a bonus,here you have a pic of JP with his fantastic Zlurp costume...Axtklinge did this piece of artwork...lolol...props buddy  :)

Zlurpcast #33 is out!

Yep, another Zlurpcast (podcast) out there!

Go check it out here: Zlurpcast #33

"Jonny P and Xtreme cover the March Blood Bowl Tournaments, preview the April Bloodbowl Tournaments, and they have a very special BB variant for only the hardcore fans! Simple notes, from simple hosts."

These guys have some big...

(Main Guy & Other Guy on my PS2)

...podcasts.

I mean,between this one:

Both Down #4 – Wild Night

"Welcome to the longest Both Down episode yet, almost 3 hours of Blood Bowl fun! In this podcast Steve and Scott cover some “Home Brew”. Plus the boys have their first ever Both Down interview segment with Zlurpcast’s Jonny P. Loads of “Tournament Talk” about Bugman’s Bowl and whatever else is on their sick ginger brains. Enough reading about it, click and listen. It’s nice and long just like you like it, and all for you!

Links mentioned in Episode 4

Delphi Forums: Dragonfyre Blood Bowl League (Might need a login name to see)
Blood Bowl Web Manager Example (DFW Blood Bowl League)
BLITZ! Magazine
Calm or Cool? (2nd Edition Blood Bowl see page 15, it was Cool)
Old School Picture Archive link
Da 40 Miners
Grimace’s Uncle on YouTube
Zlurpcast
Chaos Cup
Merry Mayhem News: Both Down, I Hate You
Bugman’s Bowl Website
Bugman’s Bowl Facebook Pictures
Area 51
Bugman’s Bowl Rosters- Stamfordheim Titans (Scott)
Bugman’s Bowl Rosters- Ashfall Scorchers (Steve)
Quintessons from Transformers

Definitely let us know what you think at either twitter (@BothDown) or by email at BothDownPodcast@gmail.com"

And this one:

Zlurpcast #32

"In the recent online mandrama between positive and negative feedback about Zlurpcast, Jonny P and Xtreme had plans to just put out a basic 30min episode for March, regroup for April and get back in the swing of things. Yeahh…. that idea lasted all of 3 days. This episode is 2.5 hours! We are honored to have the NAF President, Dave Downes (aka Lycos) join the show and discuss the NAF, his favorite teams, and even field a question from G-Dub about NAF member steel cage matches! And on the other side of interviews, we were able to finally get arguably the most well-known Star Player of all time, Morg N Thorg to join the show!. Graveyard covers Heroes Challenge, Rat City Rumble, and Bugman’s Bowl, and Around the Old World previews Royal Rumble II, Headbangers Ball II, and NewOrk Challenge, and the West Coast Quake. And the show finishes up with G-Dub’s prank calls. Funny stuff. ”Yall gots Mephisto?!”"

Theres almost 6 hours of Blood Bowl goodness to listen to.This is just fucking awesome.

Now,stop reading this and go listen to them :)

#3 & #31

Aye caramba...

Im still sick.This flu is kicking my butt pretty good,and,because of that,my Dark Wood Elves are in stand by mode.

New episodes from Both Down and Zlurpcast are out...YEAHHH :)



In this episode, Steve and Scott go over how to make a team. Then they go over the Orclahoma Bowl and talk about tournaments in general.

There’s also 3 contests mentioned in the podcast! 3! Surely you want to enter at least 1 of them! So give it a listen and rock out with your Block out…

Links mentioned in Episode 3

Google Earth Style Warhammer Map
Seventh Sanctum Name Generators
Orclahoma Bowl Results
FF Fields Contest
Blood Bowl Mayhem “Give him a Goblin” Contest
Custom Sports Products
What the hell is a “Fluffernutter”
Definitely let us know what you think at either twitter (@BothDown) or by email at BothDownPodcast@gmail.com

- DOWNLOAD IT HERE

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Jonny P and Xtreme, the not-so-dynamic-duo are back, and G-Dub has been shown the door. Hopefully he’s gone for another year… or at least only accesible via phone making prank phone calls for Zlurpcast donations! The boys cover Frozzty Bowl, Seaside Slaughter, and Orclahoma Bowl in the Graveyard, and preview February Blood Bowl Tournmanets, Heroes Challenge, Rat City Rumble, and Bugman’s Bowl. Inside the Dugout this month talks in-depth with the winner of last year’s Best Guest Award, Chris “Wapcaplets” Engler. He discusses Blood Bowl, Wrestling, and Fat Albert…. what else right? Info is giving on FF-Fields Too Cool Team Contest and Abraxis’ Give Him a Gobbo Contest. Roger Ebert calls this episode a fun romp for the season.

- DOWNLOAD IT HERE

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And thats about it for now...let me just thank the guys from both podcast for talking about our gobbo contest (GHAG)and then,im off to bed again :)

Thank you (in no particular order)

JP,Xtreme,Steve and Scott

Hey guys,thank ya very much fo da support dat ya´re givin me and ta da blog.If someday da merry mayhem news blog conquer da world,ya´re da ones ta blame. - aww yea foo.

#whutupshun

G-Dub´s #whutupshun...

Hey Ya´ll...

MMN have the honour to present you G-Dub´s new single #whutupshun

- #whutupshun (direct download)

And now,because we know you want it...heres the lyrics:

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
Dem bitches on the Zlurpcast be fuckin dumb
I put Other Guy Xtreems inside the hot seat
Punch Main Guy Jonny in the fuckin cock meat

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
I fucked Bertha Bigfist and she weighed a ton
Heard a brand new show by the name-a Both Down
Kilowog and Fatfinley be a couple gay clowns

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
Si Brady Roy Moris really into gay fun
Hook up my boy Abraxis wif a new job
Or else Mike Whitman turns into Nazgob

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
Alkaline with Mephisto bitin necks in the sun
Voyagers UK be called Stevie Long Dong
Mikey Mike Addison always rippin the bong

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
If fuckin Croms steps up, imma show him my gun
Y'know Antie Ant Purdie gots a purdy mouf
ZTZ Shawn whatchoo talking a Bouf

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
Little Chaos Cup Chas is somebody's son
Rowdy K and Valdric transformed into Matie
Heard Mighty fuckin Zug beats on his ladies

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
Crazy Commissar Ken likes his bitches young
Green Gears Rick lookin pimp in his suit
My boy Wapcaplets created the Blingtoof

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
Ministry of Dice says the card game is fun
Clay Met and Mike Schaake tweetin World Cup
Fe2 Mike Green gots a beard that's fucked up

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
VerucaJo's named after Willy Wonka gum
Y'know that PanzerGrey always playin Space Hulk
I heard Cromnard Dung buys his tampons in bulk

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
Molyneaux is Frostbite I might mention
Khornelius Praxx & The Lord Makk
Michigan Doug C's always got ya back

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
Stormtrooper Nomad Wil gots a big ass gun
Dr Dean Goldsmiff is Better Zed than Dead
And my boy Curis is always baking Ninja Bread

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
They call him Brad Guppy Shark just for fun
Jonas Lindgren is the Player of Games
Xtreme and Jonny P are motherfuckin lame

G-dub to the feet up and uh whutupshun
Garage and can Hammer, come an get you some
Like Khail once said, watch who's in yo bed
You fuck with G-Dub and you wind up dead..haaa




Plus,dont miss G-Dub as the #mainguy (isnt he always the MAINGUY?) in Zlurpcast #30

"G-Dub to the feetup whutupshun! This time for reals… hear the debut of G-Dub’s first song, called #WHUTUPSHUN. He takes over the show from Jonny P this month with his cohost/ “secretary bitch” Xtreme. Full coverage of December tournaments, along with a preview of what’s to come in January. For an in-depth preview, the guys talk with Steve and Scott from the newest Blood Bowl Podcast, Both Down, and also the organizers of Orclahoma Bowl. Lastly, this episode is a two-parter since part 2 is the 2011 Awards show! Find out who won the Best Tournament Model Award, Iron Man, Best Guest, Best Star Player Guest, Meatloaf, and Zlurpcast Coach of the Year! This episode clocks in at just under 2 hours and according to G-Dub it’s about a 1 hour and 57 minutes of filler when his song isn’t playing. Zlurp Nation members will get a seperate download of the song including lyrics later this month. Download Episode 30 thrice please. Tell two friends. Tell one enemy."

You can download it here: Zlurpcast #30

#whutupshun

Prepare to be Headbutted in the balls...

...here you have the first official pic of the HairyMidgets Team.



These guys are going to take part in the Nabbo Tea Cup 2011.They will try to win the Most Casualties Award....and probably the Wooden Spoon ^^

When i have the roster ready,i´ll post it here...together with some pics and the upgrade skills i´ve bought for a couple of them.

Also,check out episode #29 of Zlurpcast...our canadian brother is there....eh!!! :)

More Chaos Cup pics...

...here: Zlurpcast/ChaosCupSite

The website is under construction so,keep an eye on it for upcoming news.