FOR "POPZ" PETE CUSACK

 

 WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELL COME TA TROUT TEE VEE

 

 

 THIZ WEEK UZ TABBIEZ  

IZ GIVIN PROPZ TWO "POPZ" 

PETE CUSACK

WHO WE MEETED BAK IN 1827 

ON DE CATSTER SITE

AND WE REE MANED FRIENDZ EVER SINZ

WE THINK EWE ALL WILL AGREE 

THOZ THAT HAD DE PLEASURE OH

 "MEETIN"

PETE CUSACK 

 

WOOD SAY HIM WAZ ONE TOTAL LEE 

AWESUM LEE GRATE CAT DAD 

AND SOCIAL MEDIA FRIEND

R WAY KEWL  AWESUM PALZ AT  

WONDERPURR 

THINKED IT WOOD BE A

GRATE EYE DEA 

TA HONOR PETE "POPZ" CUSACK 

ON DE 31ST OH DE MONTH

AND WE GLAD LEE SAID WE WOOD JOIN IN

 

  { tho ewe noe de anal azz 

food servizz gurl onlee poztz 

on a wednesday }

 

 HERMES AND DORI AND RABBIT 

ASKED FOR EVEREE ONE 

TA PICK A FAVE BLOG POST

FRUM DE "TOM CAT BLOG" 

 

AND WE HOPE WE HAZ 

DONE THIZ RITE 

SEW EWE CAN VISIT  

BUDDY BUDDZ GOTCHA DAY POST

 

IF EWE HAZA WEE MINIT 

PLEEZ VIZIT

 

POPZ WE KNOW EWE IS HAPPEE 

AND WITH MOST OF DE CREW 

YET WE ALL MIZZ EWE

 

WE SENDZ LOVEZ TWO DAY 

TWO EWE 

AND DE ENTIRE TOM CAT CREW 

~~~~ WE HOPE YUR BIRTH DAYZ 

MEGA GRATE EPIC LEE KEWL ♥♥♥♥♥

 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

 

LONG LIVE FRIENDZ ♥♥♥

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ANSWER THEEZ QUESTSHUNZ PRON TOE

 WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELL COME

TA TROUT TEE

 

TWO DAYZ EPPA SODA 

IZ ON DE AIR EARL LEE 

COZ ANSWER YUR CATZ QUESTSHUNZ DAY 

IZ CATURDAY  

BUT DE TEE VEE HEER IZ KNOT ON  

 ON THAT DAY.... ORE SUM KINDA... SUM THIN

ANY WAY... LETZ ASK DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL 

WHOOZ SPOZED TA BEE SMART 

TA ANSWER DE QUEST SHUNZ WE HAZ COME UP WITH

DAI$Y EWEZ UP FURST

 

DAI$Y: IF I HAVE TWO CANS 

OF BEEF FLAVORED CAT FOOD

HOW MUCH FISH FLAVORED 

WOULD I GIVE YOU 

AND WHAT VARIETY OF CHEESE IS IN THE CANS

FSG:???

 

DAI$Y: WRONG, SECOND QUESTION 

WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT THAT SUM OF CASH

 

FSG : WHAT CASH

 

DAI$Y: WRONG, THIRD AND FINAL QUESTION 

BETTER GET THIS RIGHT 

 

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME

 

FSG: UH....

DAI$Y: WRONG YOUR TURN MACKERULL

 

MACKERULL: ITZ ANSWER YOU CATZ QUESTSHUNZ DAY ~~~~

 

FSG: YOU DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION

 

MACKERULL: WRONG NEXT QUESTSHUN 

YUR DAD WAZA FIRE FIGHTERZ 

BETTER GET THIZ RITE

DUE FLAMEZ HAZ SHADOWZ

 

FSG; I DON'T HAVE CANDLES TO CHECK

 

MACKERULL: WRONG FINAL QUESTION 

WHY WAZ EWE LOOKIN AT DAI$Y

 

FSG: WHAT THE

 

MACKERULL WRONG TRIPULL 

WRONG WRONG WRONG

N THER YA HAZ IT 

AND WE HOPE TA COD YUR PURSSON 

ORE PEEPULZ 

IZ SMARTER N DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

LONG LIVE WAX

© january 19, 2022

All Rights Reserved

 

KNOT FISHIN WERMZ

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME TA TROUT TEE 

 

SEW.... ME MACKERULL 

& CUZIN DAIZ 

HAZ BEEN ARGUE INN VIA TEXT 

OVER HOW THIZ BLOG

SHALL PRO CEED 

 

& WE HAZ BEEN ARGUE INN 

SEW MUCH 

WE DUE KNOT EVEN 

SEE EACH OTHER NOW

 

 { THEN EYE REE MINDED 

MY OWN SELF 

THAT CUZIN DAIZ 

LIVEZ DOWN DE STREET 

& ROUND DE KORNER 

& DOWN DE STREET SUM MOR 

& EYE DUE KNOT SEE HER ANY WAY }

 

WELL FOR DE BLOG

 EYE WANTED TA TALK FISHIN WERMZ 

AND HER WANTED TA TALK HANDBAGZ

THEN EYE SAID 

PUT SUM FISHIN WERMZ 

INNA HAND BAG 

& CALL IT EVEN !!!!

 

THEN SAZZY ASS CUZIN DAIZ 

TEXTED SUM WERDZ 

THAT LOOK LIKE WHAT THIZ DOODZ SAYIN

 

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

 

WHEN  SUD DEN LEE 

OUTTA NOE WEAR 

EYE HURD A VOICE CALLIN TA ME

IT SAID...MACKERULL....

MACK... ER..... ULL......

MACKERULL

AND DE VOICE WAZ COMIN 

OUTTA DE BOOK CASE

 

AND EYE LOOKED AT DE BOOK CASE 

AND HOLE SHITZ IF EYE DINNA SEE 

 

DE BIG KATOONA....

 

NOE JOKE

N DE BIG KATOONA SAID TA MEE

MACKERULL...THIZ IZ WHAT 

EWE KNEAD TA DUE WITH DE BLOG:

~~~~~~~~~~

 

********* AND ********* 

UNLEZZ ******** 

AND TELL CUZIN DAI$Y AZ WELL

 

👻👻👻👻👻

AND EYE WAZ LIKE 

HOLD DE DAMN FONE 

AND HORZE RADIZH TWO 

 

AND EYE GIVED DE BIG KATOONA 

DE STINK EYE

 

  ORE MAY BEE EYE JUST GIVED 

DE BOOK CAZE DE STINK EYE 

 

ORE MAY BEE THIZ IZ ALL 

 IN ME MINDZ EYE 

 

TA BEE CONTINMEWED  

 

© january 12, 2022

All Rights Reserved

 

SEW LONG SHITZ AZZ 2021😼

white fish wavez everee one 

N welcome

ta trout tee vee

 

we iz damn buzzed happee

ta see SHIT ASS 2021 

kleer de hell outta heer, 

sew much sew 

we iz knot gonna

give it any mor propz than thiz

 

how everz

az ewe noe  

heer in de land oh trout 

we due bee leeve in givin propz 

two de kindnezz oh otherz

 

while we waz on high 8 uz 

two kindnessez came in 

frum theeze friendz 

and we thank them a millionz for

ther kindnezzez 

💙💚💛💜💓

furst up all de way frum landgraaf  

thiz total lee

epic lee 

awesum lee 

hand made card 

frum R gorgeouz gal pal Binky, 

and her granny 

 

 and thiz frum R long time 

catster palz meep and bibi 

who catched thiz trout 

outta mass a chootez waterz 

 

  

iz him like de 

kewlest trout ever ore what 

 

himz gonna bee a part oh 

trout tee vee

 

 sew anyone that haz fishin questshunz 

pleez feel free ta ask

🎣🐟🐠🐠🐟🎣

 

N while we iz on de subject 

of fishin wermz, 

 

uz two ree mane in tabbiez 

will be dee sidin 

wear thiz blog will bee headin

 

…in dee meen time 

heerz hopin yur new yeer iz 

 buzzed best

happee healthee

& GIANT grate

 

peace out N rock on

long live 

soil