Cuba Meng'update'kan Diri

Haiyaaa sudah manyak lama wa talak update ini blog. Lu olang apa kabar? Manyak sehat?

Wa halap lu olang sehat. Wa juga manyak takut sama itu H1N1.

Sikalang ini manyak olang sudah mati. Kalu bukan H1N1, olang mati sebab heart attack. Itu pasal manyak makan itu McDonald. Ya la, macam itu Michael Jackson, macam itu Mbah Surip. Lu olang talak kenal aa itu Mbah Surip? Lu Google la, manyak pelik itu olang.

Sudah sudah wa talak cakap banyak pasal olang mati.

Ini blog wa punya, wa mau update pasal diri wa la.

Idup wa sikalang.. manyak borring. Wa sudah manyak kali mau blogging aa, wa talak jadi. Wa talak life, wa talak life sikalang.

Sikalang wa dekat Public Health. Manyak sibuk juga. Bila wa talak sibuk wa pun talak tau. Surgery has tortured me for 8 weeks with all the challenging, tough job aa, whereas Public Health has nearly put me into wad sakit jiwa for all it's dreadful crappy stuff. Sikalang wa manyak rindu sama itu Prof Puruhito, biggest crush wa masa di surgery. =P

Tapi Public Health juga fun kalu wa manyak ikhlas. Wa ada visit itu kampung2, buat research, study pasal itu public health problems, macam itu H1N1 laa.

Tapi... hidup wa tetap boring. Wa nak balik ini raya. Tapi wa talak tau wa boleh cuti or not. Wa nak balik, nak balik.

Sikalang wa tengah relax. Indon meldeka ini Monday. Wa manyak suka. Wa boleh finish stok DVD haram wa beli banyak2.

Wa cakap ini macam pasal wa konon2 semangat itu 1Malaysia punya concept aa.

Wa tadi malam bace itu CheDet. Manyak kelakar itu olang tua. Wa manyak suka.

"The Government has decided that the teaching of science and mathematics would revert to Malay in the Government school, with Chinese in Chinese schools and Tamil in Tamil schools. How this is going to help integrate Malaysians I do not know. "

"The reason that has been given is that Malays, particularly kampung Malays just could not do well when the two subjects were taught in English. If we follow this kind of argument we should also stop trying to get Malays to do business because they really cannot do well in that field. They are best at working as wage-earners, particularly in Government service. We should encourage them not to try to go into business."

Haha manyak kelakar tapi manyak betul. Why aa ini olang tua kalau cakap apa2 semua betul. Wa manyak sayang sama ini olang tua.

Ok la wa sambut congceng congceng lain kali aa. Wa nak tengok itu Las Vegas punya series. Wuhuu manyak encem ini Josh Duhamel!

P/S: Waaaa mask sudah manyak mahal aa sikalang?

7 Things About Doctors That Are Not Exactly True

1. Doctors are trustworthy.

Na-ah. Doctors lie too, but only in certain conditions. =P
For instance, they can always get away from speed traps by police just by saying, "Hey I'm a doctor. Please sir, there's a dying patient in the emergency room waiting for me to get there immediately!"

2. Doctors are boring.
Not all lah, in fact they do have interesting, strange stories to share with you everyday. Stories that would either make you feel nausea or vomit right away but none that would bore you to death. You don't even have to watch SAW to get stories like that.
(Tapi memang mereka kebanyakannye boring. Skema. Boring!!!)

Ni dua ekor ni antara contoh doktor boring skema. Muka macam bagus je menyampah aku nengok.

3. Doctors live in perfectly healthy life, eat well, exercise regularly.
Believe me, they are still human being, who crave for donuts, ice cream and chocs, and steak and nasi lemak and nasi beriyani.. and nasi kandar and roti naan and sate kambing. Sorry, always got carried away when it comes to food. I also can't tell if they really have time to exercise 3 times a week like how they always educate others to do.


4. Doctors should understand how you feel.
Look, the more you deal with death, the more you deal with sick people, the more immune you become to all those sorrowful events, grief moment and depressed situation. Doctors do care about their patients, but don't expect that they would cry with you when you're sad and can tolerate all your hysterical shouting. They are trained to be an empathy listener, not sympathy.

5. Doctors are rich.
Let's put it in a more correct statement. Doctors are always over worked and under paid.

6. Doctors can understand each other's cakar ayam handwriting.
I seriously hate those messy handwriting and always have difficulty reading it. And trust me, I'm not the only one who complains a lot about their cakar ayam.

7. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Ini paling bohong. Alah kalau doctor tu kacak tiap2 hari kau rasa nak pergi jumpa, screw the apple kan. =P

Aku rasa tak wujud doktor kacak seperti ni. Muka-muka macam ni stok-stok muka himbo je.