It Has Delivered

Don’t bother responding to this news item as frankly, I don’t want to hear about it.

While You're Waiting

While you're waiting for the Win A New Boyfriend Voting Day to begin on Monday, we ask you to make NO mention of THIS.



We already know about it and we don't care.

Celine Dion No Longer Preggers

Just a little bloated, is all


We interrupt this blogging break to announce that Celine Dion is no longer up the duff.



Celine with husband René and eight-year-old daughter son René-Charles
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Celine's publicity firm has confirmed she is not pregnant and that her in vitro fertilization procedure was not successful. However, Celine and her husband, René Angélil, are determined to keep trying to get pregnant.

According to Angélil, the couple is travelling to New York this weekend to try again.

"Céline and I didn't get discouraged ...we put our faith in life and in the stars," Angelil said. “Celine is more determined than ever."



We now return to our previously scheduled blogging break.

Who Needs a Bitch Slapping?

I nominate Celine Dion for a bitch slapping. Do I really need a reason?!



It came from Canada.





It wed an old man







It looked like it was hungry and could use a good meal









To satisfy its hunger, it ate a baby







It ate the baby whole







The baby repeated itself on her so she coughed it up like a hairball







The hairball grew into her son, Rene Charles. And don’t even think about commenting on his hair because she’s sick of hearing about it.






Stick that gigantic thumb up yer arse, Celine, or you’ll get a bitch slapping.



There’s Celine taken care of. Who else needs a bitch slapping?