Without further comment, I present a missive originally published in Arak / Son of Thunder #13 (September 1982):
Without further comment, I present a missive originally published in Arak / Son of Thunder #13 (September 1982):
Captain Science #4; 1951, Youthful Magazines;
Art by Joe Orlando & Wally Wood |
Tales from the Tomb #1; 1962,
Dell Publishing Co.; Art by Frank Springer |
Oh dear! Mr. Green must have missed! Well . . . so much the worse for you, Harry – Now Mr. Green will have to come out after you! It makes Mr. Green quite peevish to have to come out after a body . . . He’s quite clumsy out of the rug . . . not nearly so efficient! It’s always so . . . messy this way. I’m sorry, Harry, Mr. Green must be fed!We also learn that “Mr. Green needs one a night” and that he “can’t stay out too long!” When out, Mr. Green seems nearly blind.
Amazing Man #26 (Meteor Martin feature); 1942, Centaur Publishing;
Art by Basil Wolverton
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Weird Comics
#6 (Blast Bennett feature);
1940, Fox Feature Syndicate; Art by Don Rico |
Strange Suspense Stories #55; 1961,
Charlton; Art by Bill Molno & Vince Alascia |
White Princess of the Jungle #4; 1952, Avon Periodicals; Art by ?
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Five million years ago a small particle of matter swooped down from space and fell into the ocean. There it remained, dormant and harmless - -The swamp beast is brought to the attention of Taanda after it devours several villagers. “It is like Karnok, the octopus,” the jungle princess observes, “yet it has the body of a giant slug!” Thrown spears “fall harmlessly from the hide of the swamp beast.” Fire doesn't bother it. Planes are called in to defeat it, but to no avail. Taanda concludes, “We must try trickery!” Fortunately, Tanda notices the monster's “red spot.” She swims underneath the thing and stabs it (presumably in the aforementioned spot) causing it to die. So, a white jungle princess accomplishes what bullets and bombs could not. Let that be a lesson to you.
- - - Until a storm lashed the planet in gigantic fury. This was no ordinary storm - - planet Earth was undergoing physical and chemical changes! - - And the spore began to evolve - - -
Eons of time passed - - Slowly, Earth’s surface changed - - Oceans grew larger and deeper. Slowly, the spore developed into an embryonic creature that gulped down whatever swam by - -
As the years went by it increased in stature - - Finally, it ventured out of the water - - strong enough to devour any jungle beast - - -
Weird Thrillers #4; 1952,
Ziff-Davis; Art by George Tuska |
. . . I guessed right that that the monster's body current was positive! That bolt of negative current from the ship's generator worked perfectly! When that harpoon hit it, the circuit was complete! My freind, we short-circuited the octeel . . .
Alarming Tales #1; 1957,
Harvey Comics; Art by Jack Kirby |
They never tire! They like to fight - - They’re powerful and aggressive - - Oh! One other detail...bullets can’t hurt them, you know! - - You can’t destroy plants with bullets - - and that’s what they are - - plants!Googer meets an untimely end, having “turned a wrong valve or something during an experiment and blew himself sky-high!” Twenty plant-man survive the accident and the aforementioned business man decides to “assume full responsibility for them!” What practical use does he put the Googer’s creation?
The plant men took to competitive athletics like ducks to water! . . . They’re unbeatable in the pro-football leagues! . . .One of them became a contender for heavyweight champion of the world!
Gorgo #16; 1963, Charlton;
Art by Steve Ditko
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...In the ocean depths where the center of the bomb had detonated in a huge kelp bed, a strange mutation had taken place . . . a living, biped vegetable grew rapidly in the smashed kelp bed, a fetid horror, spawned by radiation from the deadly bomb . . . They grew to huge size then broke free of their roots and stalked the ocean floor!The chloryllfids are dangerous and voracious. Upon invading an island, they consume all of the animal life there, including a jaguar. (You know, one of those south seas jaguars.) A scientist claims, “I cannot find a way to kill them . . . and I’ve tried everything!” We learn that, “Each new lethal plant would spread its own seed until millions of the men-killers would be harvested to swarm over the Earth destroying all that man had built in centuries, destroying man himself!” How can mankind survive such a threat? Just have giant, prehistoric reptiles eat the chloryllfids. (I guess the scientist doesn’t consider giant, prehistoric reptiles to be part of “everything.”)
Forbidden Worlds #3; 1951,
American Comics Group; Art by King Ward |
| Art by Martin King |
Abilities are the things that tell you what your Character is like. Each ability is rated 1 to 6. A 1 means you're just not very good in that area. A 6 makes you about the best there is with that ability.Science – “your understanding of things – well, scientific.”
It can be anything you want. Perhaps he can't abide the color red. Maybe she is touchy about her height. He can even loathe his own bioborg, forever envious of the fine creatures other handlers have. Choose something you can have fun with.Roll 1d6 to determine the severity of the Complex. Finally, “Decide all the other stuff, like appearance, dress, accent, and anything else that seems interesting.” (A handler's name and gender are decided upon before any other step.)
They answer every question – completely and literally. Never, never ask a factoid what's new. It will follow you for the rest of your existence, displaying every new thing on its screen. Attempts to find out where they come from have proven equally futile. It is quite possible that factoids know everything in the universe. The problem is finding the right questions to ask.In game terms, “A factoid will be able to answer any question on a die roll of 1 - 5.”
The person who makes the most successful rolls (i.e. rolls his Control score) goes first and so on until everyone has a chance to act. If no one rolls his score, the person who rolled the most dice goes first and so on. If it is a tie, those characters do everything all at once.A weapon inflicts damage according to the results of a number of dice indicated in the weapon's description. For instance, a “Handy-Dandy Blaster Pistol” inflicts two dice of damage.
When punching, kicking, or otherwise using your body, you do 1 point of Bod damage for each successful die roll you make. If your Bod is greater than your Rumble, you add one to this result.When a character's Bod is reduced to zero, that character is “out of play (until the next Big Scene Change).” (Cook neglected to discuss the topic of scene changes.)
Give the item a great name by combining meaningless phrases to make something that sounds really powerful. Choose one term from each of columns A and B, and combine these with the appropriate Weapon or Defense name.
| Art by Martin King |
Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simpleWhile my appreciation of Message from Space falls somewhat short of unlocking secrets of the universe, the film offers more than a simple adventure story. If we divest ourselves of the 'spaceships = science fiction' fallacy and accept the film as fantasy (as the tagline indicates), the film becomes more palatable. Message from Space was inspired – in part – by Nansō Satomi Hakkenden, an epic of Japanese literature and one of the longest novels ever. The influence is especially noticeable with regard to what Joseph Campbell referred to as “the call to adventure.”
adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper
and unlock the secrets of the universe.
Few can possibly have forgotten the terrible storm from the northeast, in the middle of the equinox of that year. The tempest raged without intermission from the 18th to the 26th of March. Its ravages were terrible in America, Europe, and Asia, covering a distance of eighteen hundred miles, and extending obliquely to the equator from the thirty-fifth north parallel to the fortieth south parallel. Towns were overthrown, forests uprooted, coasts devastated by the mountains of water which were precipitated on them, vessels cast on the shore, which the published accounts numbered by hundreds, whole districts leveled by waterspouts which destroyed everything they passed over, several thousand people crushed on land or drowned at sea; such were the traces of its fury, left by this devastating tempest.In essence, Verne presents a phenomenal storm that lasts more than week, afflicts three continents, and causes inestimable property damage. This is a case of exaggeration. In reality, the weather was not quite so dramatic. Regarding March 1865, Robert K. Krick provides the following information in his Civil War Weather in Virginia :
Richmond’s residents saw a “splendid rainbow” on the night of March 15. The next night “a violent southeast gale prevailed . . . with rain.” Bright sun tempered winds still blowing through Richmond on the 18th, but the dawn of the 19th reminded a diarist of spring in the Garden of Eden. Warm and pleasant weather continued into the 21st, when blossoms appeared on apricot trees.I had not realized that former residents of Eden were living in Richmond during the Civil War. Perhaps the phrase “reminded . . . of” was meant to convey “inspired notions . . . of” rather than an actual recollection. Regardless, Captain Smith and his companions likely ascended on the night of March 16 when there was a “southeast gale.” In Verne’s version, the party leaves on March 20 and the storm is “from the northeast.” Verne’s “aerial maelstrom” carries the balloon thousands of miles contrary to the jet stream in about seventy-two hours. Verne must invoke such a preposterous storm because he chose to place the Mysterious Island in the Pacific. I suppose there are many mysterious islands in the Pacific, but the Mysterious Island – the one where Captain Smith’s party found themselves – is in the Atlantic. So why the switch in ocean? I can’t answer for Verne, but I suspect the explanation (or at least a partial explanation) is that divulging factual information about something mysterious would tend to compromise the mysterious nature of said something. Mysterious Island is mysterious for a reason and – to this day – the ‘powers-that-be’ have a vested interest in that reason and in maintaining the mystery.
| The Amazing Adventures of Holo-Man #1; 1978, Peter Pan Records; Art by Joe Giella |
A character having the STRONG FORCE ability will possess one of the fundamental forces of nature; the STRONG FORCE ability which suspends the atom's strong force, thus causing the electrons to fall into the nucleus. The remaining material, after a successful STRONG FORCE attack, will basically be white-dwarf star matter, which, under normal gravity conditions, will sink through anything to the center of the earth.If a character survives a Strong Force attack, there is a possibility that one or more of the character's limbs will become crippled.
Following the principles found in chemistry, a character possessing the OXIDATION/REDUCTION ability will be able to cause a bridge support to rust through, or will have the ability to to reduce water to hydrogen and oxygen, etc. When the OXIDATION/REDUCTION ability is applied to a target character, this will change that character's molecules to carbon if the attack is successful. The result is that the victim will look and will feel as if he were a burn victim. A character using the OXIDATION/REDUCTION ability will have the capability to produce an atmosphere as long as there is some source from which to obtain oxygen nearby...Yeah, without the oxygen it's kind of tough, isn't it?
| Masters of the Universe Preview, 1982, Artist: Curt Swan and/or Dave Hunt |
| “They will add to your strength, use them wisely...” |
| Note the golden unicorn fighting Skeletor |
| “...magic fires, created by ancient scientists and sorcerers...” |
| “Orcs” in masks. Can you tell they're evil? |
| Skeletor, “Dark Lord,” channels Darth Vader |
| Yet again, art by Mike Cagle |
By 2044 many inventions or engineering ideas which are now only dreams are perfected and several completely new concepts and materials are available...The major change is the accumulator, which is essentially a very efficient battery...[Also,] computers have become nearly sentient...and are much more reliable. Access to computers is universal and cheap...Saxman wrote Superhero 2044 in the '70s – before Al Gore had invented the Internet – so his speculation about computers is interesting. Saxman correctly forecasts the advent of 'computerized journalism.' Home access to the “computer net” costs 250 Pd per month; given inflation, this might not be too far off the mark for 2044. A “Fully mobile unit,” however, is backpack sized and can only be rented, not owned.