The "Aughts," Rethought

Alan Greenspan had often attested
That inflation at last had been bested,
But his loose money vices
Inflated home prices,
Which a few enjoyed more than the rest did.

Whose Dollar Is It Anyway?

The august Reserve Bank of Australia
Was to tighten their rates without failure,
When Beijing countered nimbly:
"You're tied to Renminbi -
Your policy tools won't avail ya."

Beijing Bluster

To Bernanke said Liu at the summit,
"Stop allowing the dollar to plummet!
In Beijing we've got trouble
Because of the bubble
You've blown with loose money, dadgummit!"