Thoughts on Thursday

During my harrowing time in this Godforsaken hovel, I have done a lot of thinking..




For example, today I thought of how the blue blanket in this photo brings out the gem like quality in my stunning eyes...

Then I returned to thinking of ways to bump off Charlie the runt. Do you think a harpoon or a sledgehammer is best?

Yours, deep in thought


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Frootbat Friday

Greetings, subjects!


Here I am, sitting on the wall, pondering all things dreadful in my life.



Needless to say, I sat there for a long time:



And then the stench hit me:



Have a wonderful weekend, my faithful friends.

Yours, miserable as always


HRH Yao-Lin

Frootbat Friday

Another moody Friday photo. Par for the course really.

I am organising another photo shoot this weekend. This one will be for the Cat Realm's Oscars award ceremony.

One can't be seen on the red carpet looking anything less than dazzling. So, with that in mind, I shall retire for the evening to catch up on my beauty sleep.

Have a wonderful weekend, I do hope your humans behave themselves. Mine will doubtless be glued to the X-Box - apparently Tiger Woods is of more interest than me. Despicable!


Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin x

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: Make sure you get the respect you deserve by looking pensive and moody during your photo shoot. Some of us find this easier than others.

For more Meezer Rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Photoshoot Monday

I ordered the human to take part in a photo shoot involving ME and ME ALONE.

Initially, it went rather well - here I am gazing into the mirror at my exquisite reflection, whilst practicing my 'moody meezer' look...



However, I was soon distracted by a familiar smell..



Oh. Wonderful. Photo shoot ruined. Baby Mao utilises his alleged 'cuteness' as a traitorous tactic to deflect the camera away from ME! AND THE HUMAN IS TOO STUPID TO SEE IT!



I CAN FEEL REVENGE BREWING!!!

Mark my royal words.


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Frootbat Friday

I really do look moody in EVERY single photograph. The human should really take the hint and get that bloody camera - and stinky Mao - away from me!

Have a wonderful weekend everyone. You all know how terrible mine will be.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Moody Meezer Monday

Don't be fooled. I am actually sulking in these pictures.




In between the new chav neighbours, Baby Mao's ridiculous fight for territory and the humans' moving all my things around, I am getting thoroughly pi**ed off.

The female scooped me up in her arms today. I responded by swiping her with my claw. She should know better than to approach me when I am in a bad mood.

Oh, incidentally, I think some of my recent comments concerning my neighbours may have been construed as slightly offensive. It was not my intention to offend any cats and I would be grateful if you would take a moment to reflect on the following statement that I have today issued to the British Catarazzi.

" Please be aware that I, HRH Yao-Lin, hold no prejudice towards fat cats, ginger cats or tabby cats. Just because my neighbours are all three and can also be described as fat chavs, I could never be so ignorant as to tar my blogging friends with the same brush. Bring me your fat cats, your tabby cats and your ginger cats. I will embrace you all. Just keep the smelly fat chavs away from me".

Thank you.


HRH Yao-Lin x

Meezer Monday

Snug as a bug in a rug. And STILL I manage to look bad tempered. I am so talented!

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Fashion Friday

Another Friday, another ensemble that the humans bought for me. This a T Shirt bought from Amsterdam. You can't quite see it but it does have some tulips on it as well as ' Holland' in bright letters.

I think a look a bit grumpy in these pictures - no surprise, the humans have been getting on my nerves lately!

Anyway, it's Friday and I have some important royal correspondence to catch up on. Oh, and Ugly Betty which is one of my favourite programmes.

Yours, Yawning as ever,

HRH Yao-Lin xx