Something Else You Should Lock In The Safe.......

Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

Disclaimer///I got this in an email so I don't know if it's true or not
 SNOPES says "undetermined"

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!

This is even funnier when you realize it's real!

Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana
He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister.

She then sent it to radio station 103 .5 on FM dial in
Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest.

Needless to say, she won.
Read his letter below...

Tuesday Morning After a 3 Day Weekend...

I kinda feel like doing this:

H/t to reader Phyllis

Be Careful What You Say.....

Caution Adult Themes in this FUNNY Commercial!

Psalm 2012.......

Obama Is the shepherd I did not want. 
He leadeth me
Beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. 
He guideth me in the path of unemployment
For his party's sake.

Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line, 
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

He has Anointed my income with taxes, 
My expenses runneth over.

 Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life, 
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

 I'm glad I am American, 
I am glad that I am free,

But I wish I was a dog,
And Obama was a tree!

Are You The Manager?

Hitler How To Make A Parody....At Least How I Made My Parody

I have always laughed at the creativity that people have put into the Hitler Downfall Parodies.


Not to long ago I decided to waste countless hours farting around with making my own.


If you haven't seen the one I did here it is:




After I posted that some of you asked me in the comments or in emails how I did it.

I did some googling back when I thought about trying to make my own parody and I came across


this great step by step guide that someone posted a few years back.


Good Luck!!! :)

Here's the link...  If you have any questions  leave them in the comments.... :)


This is a tutorial on how to make a Hitler Parody Video using Windows Movie Maker.

BEER! .....The Lego Beer Song.... GREAT

This is old BUT I have never seen it.... enjoy :)












H/T to "THISAIN'THELL"

How Smaht is Your Right Foot?

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?


You have to try this it takes 2 seconds.

It is from an orthopedic surgeon................This will boggle your
mind  and it will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can
outsmart your foot, but, you can't.
It's pre-programmed in your brain!

1). Without anyone watching you (they will think you're goofy) and while
sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off
the floor and make clockwise circles.

2). Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your
right hand. 

Your foot will change direction.

I told you so!!!

And there's nothing you can do about it!  You and I both know how stupid
it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if
you've not already done so.



H/T to Dan A.

WTF? You Otter Be Ashamed.......

........you took the last friggen beer?

Oh wait.... Theres MORE Here:

I gotta get me an Otter.....!!!

Soooo thats what the internets are all about.............

Hold my Beer and Watch this..........

I wonder if this homeowner:

Hired this guy:

Important Boating Safety Tip......

If you find yourself on a sinking boat and there are no life preservers

make sure to bring your own.


This tip has been brought to you by "Denise Milani"

Nice BIKE Dude!!!.......

There are no words........

When the Internet Crashes......

and you are still needing your fix of LOLCATS....

This will be the new technique to deliver them to you... at the speed of wind.

TheOnesDay® *

Critics say that Presidential candidate Barack Obama tries to "be all things to all people" and that he makes too many "pie-in-the-sky" promises. At a recent political rally, Obama tried to overcome these criticisms by emphasizing his commitment to principles. Afterwards, audience members lined up at a microphone to ask Obama questions.

The first person at the microphone said, "I oppose the war in Iraq. If you are re-elected, what will you do about that?"

"I will end the war in Iraq within two weeks ," answered Obama. "All our troops will come home, and I will simultaneously make sure the Iraqi government is functioning and secure."

The second person in line said, "I'm an illegal alien. What will you do for people like me?"

"If I am re-elected," answered Obama, "every illegal alien will receive U.S. citizenship, free health coverage, and a scholarship to the university of your choice."


The third person in line said, "I'm a conservative. If elected, what will you do for
me?"

"I'll send that first guy to Iraq, and the second guy back to Mexico."

Are you Fornicating Serious????

President Barack Obama on Tuesday brought a made-in-America pitch to this politically vital state, saying innovation and adaptation will help the manufacturing sector and the entire U.S. economy rebound with more gusto. He admonished a divided Washington to stop bickering and rally together like a team.


"You have to UP YOUR GAME," Obama said to the workers.


to which I say:

then I say:

Bumpah Stickah....WIN

I found this comment on one of the pages that I peruse and thought it
would make a great bumper sticker...hehehhehe

( Its possible that it already is but I haven't seen it yet)

My Kind Of Guy.....

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit. The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr. Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?" The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot." The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?" "Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat." The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of? Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a fucking thing."

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