Haley

“Some people are boys longer than others.”
― Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

“How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.”
― Janet Evanovich, High Five

“Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Exercise improves your sex life.
Ranger to Stephanie”
― Janet Evanovich, Three to Get Deadly