Literally Liquored Up

Author: Jason R. Koivu

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Medievaling up a Game of Thrones stout.

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Carmen Hilarious! Although it boggles my mind that you a.) kept drinking it even though it was unpleasant and b.) that you expressed a willingness to try it again at a later date. o.O You made me laugh, though.


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Jason Koivu Carmen wrote: "Hilarious! Although it boggles my mind that you a.) kept drinking it even though it was unpleasant and b.) that you expressed a willingness to try it again at a later date. o.O You made me laugh..."

Well, when it comes to beer I have a stick-to-it attitude!


message 3: by Tony

Tony Vacation I am really glad that you created the "inspirational-drinking" tag.


Catherine I laughed. I cried. I just saw a grown man in a snuggie and monkey slipper socks. Thank you for making my morning.

(Okay, not really on the crying part, except that my eyes did leak a little because I was laughing so hard.)

I haven't tried mulled ale, but mulled wine is very tasty.


message 5: by Jason

Jason Koivu Anthony wrote: "I am really glad that you created the "inspirational-drinking" tag."

It is created, now go forth and propagate the word!


message 6: by Jason

Jason Koivu Catherine wrote: "I haven't tried mulled ale, but mulled wine is very tasty. ..."

I like you Catherine, but you are A LIAR!!!


Catherine Jason wrote: "Catherine wrote: "I haven't tried mulled ale, but mulled wine is very tasty. ..."

I like you Catherine, but you are A LIAR!!!"


I don't think my local brew pub uses 10-year-old spice "sachets" to make their mulled wine. That could have something to do with it.


message 8: by Melki

Melki I think that face says it all.

And if you take a drink every time GOT shows boobs, you'll be plastered in no time.


message 9: by Jason

Jason Koivu Catherine wrote: "Jason wrote: "Catherine wrote: "I haven't tried mulled ale, but mulled wine is very tasty. ..."

I like you Catherine, but you are A LIAR!!!"

I don't think my local brew pub uses 10-year-old spice..."


Okay, maybe you have a point.


message 10: by Jason

Jason Koivu Melki wrote: "And if you take a drink every time GOT shows boobs, you'll be plastered in no time..."

Game Of Thrones...I come for the boobs, but I stay for the...well, for the boobs.


message 11: by Richard

Richard Derus No on boobs, no on mulled ANYthing, yes on monkey socks, yes on video. Ha.


message 12: by Jason

Jason Koivu Richard Reviles Censorship wrote: "No on boobs, no on mulled ANYthing, yes on monkey socks, yes on video. Ha."

Whoever says no to sockmonkey monkey socks is a pinko commie terrorist!


message 13: by Arthur

Arthur Graham Next time, pour it SLOWLY down the side of the glass, at something like a sixty degree angle.


message 14: by Jason

Jason Koivu Arthur wrote: "Next time, pour it SLOWLY down the side of the glass, at something like a sixty degree angle."

You sure? I was thinking maybe if I sloshed it about more maybe that would help? <--Pure cheek


message 15: by Trudi

Trudi HIL-A-RI-OUS

Thanks for the belly busting laugh. More please!


message 16: by Jason

Jason Koivu Trudi wrote: "HIL-A-RI-OUS

Thanks for the belly busting laugh. More please!"


Thanks, Trudi! There's another video up on my profile page or, if you want, you can check out my Youtubes: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsgHD...


message 17: by Jim

Jim Righteous Belch, Dude! (6:24)

Thanks for taking one for the Team - pot pourri - good call/warning.

And thanks for the youtube channel link.

Nice to see you like Stouts - what other styles?


message 18: by Jason (last edited Feb 21, 2014 07:16AM)

Jason Koivu Jim wrote: "Righteous Belch, Dude! (6:24)

Thanks for taking one for the Team - pot pourri - good call/warning.

And thanks for the youtube channel link.

Nice to see you like Stouts - what other styles?"


I think the only styles I'm not a fan of are the kolsch, IPAs that are overly hoppy, and the saison. What are your favorites or least liked?


message 19: by Becky

Becky I love how you open the bottle and then stare at it in confusion at the end there.

That's usually how I open things, too.


message 20: by Jason

Jason Koivu Becky wrote: "I love how you open the bottle and then stare at it in confusion at the end there.

That's usually how I open things, too."


I was expecting the cork to pop and going shooting off, but all it did was plop on the ground at my feet. It was a Charlie Brown moment of disappointment.


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You're my beero! That was some hilarious shit right there. Thanks for providing me with a much needed LMFAO!


message 22: by Jason

Jason Koivu Derek wrote: "You're my beero! That was some hilarious shit right there. Thanks for providing me with a much needed LMFAO!"

Glad to have put a smile on your face, Derek!


message 23: by Jane

Jane Until today, I did not even realize you were an author--you hide it so well.

Also, I did not realize we could abuse exploit crucify GR by putting videos on it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


message 24: by Jason

Jason Koivu Jane wrote: "Until today, I did not even realize you were an author--you hide it so well.

Also, I did not realize we could abuse exploit crucify GR by putting videos on it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"



Yeah, I try not to spam people on here with my authorness. I'm a reviewer first.

Indeed, there are a surprising number of videos on this site. I think I've watched two of them. Maybe three.


message 25: by Forrest

Forrest I'm not a drinker, but I don't have to drink to enjoy drinking! Thanks for enabling me, Jason! That was . . . awfulsome!


message 26: by Jason

Jason Koivu Forrest wrote: "I'm not a drinker, but I don't have to drink to enjoy drinking! Thanks for enabling me, Jason! That was . . . awfulsome!"

Glad to sacrifice my liver for your enjoyment!


message 27: by Jason

Jason Koivu Anyone know of any other literary beers or "holiday cheer" with a novel bent?


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