Crystal North > Quotes

“Fucking do it. Shoot me. Or at the very least pistol whip me, Daddy.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“His insinuation that he’d fuck me dead or alive shouldn’t turn me on, but damn, it does. I love a psychopath, and Night ticks all the boxes for me.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“Not gonna lie, anything with the ‘girl’ suffix on the end gives me major fanny flutters. Good girl, bad girl, clever girl, little girl, baby girl, daddy’s girl… I’m fucking melting.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“I want it all. Want her. Her pain and her pleasure. Want to break her apart and destroy her. I might even be tempted to put her back together again. Even if it’s only to annihilate her all over again.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“If I were ever lucky enough to wed you, I’d never utter the words ‘til death us do part because Death has got nothing on me, baby. I’ll defy him to part us. I’ll traverse all future incarnations with a restless spirit until my soul finds yours once more, and I have peace. And when our time is finally up, the dust of our bones will be impossible to distinguish because we’ll be so intrinsically linked, in the earth, forever.”
― Crystal North, Vengeance : The Complete Series

“Psychopaths in tuxedos should be illegal.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“We don’t have to like each other, princess,” I coo, pulling my hips back and sinking into her again. “Good. Because I fucking hate you,” she snarls. I grin at her and kiss her softly. “Say it like you mean it.” “Fuck me like you mean it,” she spits,”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“Umm, Sugar, we don’t really joke about multiple personalities here. It’s in poor taste,” Honey tells me, flicking a concerned look at Ghost. “God, chill out. It’s a joke, not a dick. You don’t have to take it so hard.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“The Knot Knobs? I snort at the idea of calling Grandpa Knox a knot knob. Maybe I’ll try it out over dinner tomorrow.”
― Crystal North, F*ck Off: Term Two

“Seeming fine is not the same thing as being fine,”
― Crystal North, Fractured Remains

“I won’t leave my psychos behind to do this without me either.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“It would be my pleasure and an honour to bleed for you in here, goddess.”
― Crystal North, Retribution

“I don’t play well with others. Well, unless you count playing with their dismembered body parts.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“This is an asylum for psychos. You shouldn’t trust anyone in here. And second of all, you definitely shouldn’t trust me because I’m a monster.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“Cunt means something different here, Kalen. We sprinkle that shit around like confetti. It’s practically a term of endearment.”
― Crystal North, F*ck Yeah

“has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with him as a person. Damn narrow minded people putting everyone in a box.”
― Crystal North, F*ck Her: Term Three

“We’re all killers here, and there’s no room for distractions. Not if we want to get out alive.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“when our driver fails to turn off the radio in time, Kalen yells, “I fucking love this song! Dance with me, sis!” and turns into a hyperactive squid on speed.”
― Crystal North, F*ck Her: Term Three

“This book is dedicated to the psychos who make our pulses race. Because they deserve love too… sort of.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“don’t want to be attracted to psychopaths. I’m just wired that way, I guess.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“I guess I offer the full package: richer than god, famous family…a good-looking bad boy who isn’t afraid to carve you up while you’re sleeping and bathe in your blood. Who wouldn’t be interested?”
― Crystal North, F*ck Yeah

“No! For fuck's sake, O! Don’t do that. If you want to wank just say so. I can’t take a hint to save my life, but I do talk dickspeak. Just say ‘Kalen, bro. I love your scintillating company and ready wit, but I gotta knock one out with Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters’. Easy.”
― Crystal North, F*ck Off: Term Two

“That you deliver on what you promised. Unite the team and make the asylum the most sought-after network of killers available to the highest bidder.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“Because I feel things I shouldn’t. Because I’m broken, inside. Really fucking fucked up beyond all belief. And because you can’t love someone who loves being in pain.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“The cancer inside me is growing, feeding on my fear and obsession. I can feel it taking over, consuming me.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“Nothing is fucking sexier than dying my dick red with the hot blood of my targets as I desecrate their corpses.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“I once heard someone ask a woman if she would choose a man or a beast, and I thought she was insane for choosing a feral wild animal. Now I know better.”
― Crystal North, Grotesque Love

“Piercing green eyes that I’d love to fuck the life out of.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“We’re all psychopaths, until now only bound together by our shared darkness and the asylum that contains us. But not anymore. Now we’re bound together by her.”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho

“PISTOL WHIP ME, DADDY”
― Crystal North, Prettiest Psycho