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“I’m not even sure I’m going to see that Colin Farrell wanna-be again.”

“What happened?”

“Walked in on him and the bartender in the bathroom last night at Lotus. Usually, that wouldn’t bother me, but the bartender had a mullet. Can you imagine, a mullet in 2012? So sad, Travis obviously has tragically bad taste.”
Tamara Larson, Lost and Found
“So how do you get to, you know, have sex with women if you can't talk to them. Do you just grunt and point to your crotch, or what?”
Tamara Larson, Fair Market Value
tags: humor
“James, watching Cathy being chatted up by that pussy-shark was like witnessing a nun accidentally walk onto a porno set. She was totally out of her element. Baby steps next time, okay?"

Jamie glared at him. "It wasn't that bad. I thought she handled herself very smoothly. You're overprotective." She poked him in the chest for emphasis. "Which is ironic considering how familiar you are with porno sets yourself." This was a low-blow considering Clay had actually dated a gay porn star briefly and had visited Large Lars on set exactly twice but had not actually participated in the adult film industry.

"Oh. We're taking this to an ugly place, are we? Miss Former Pole Grinder?" He arched an eyebrow at Jamie.”
Tamara Larson, The Love Laws
tags: humor

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