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318 pages, Hardcover
First published September 30, 2002
The consultant came to examine me and asked if I had passed gas.
"Gas?" I asked.
"Yes, gas. Has any come out yet?"
"Come out? From where?"
"What I mean is, have you broken wind? Have you farted?"
"Excuse me," I replied indignantly. "I don't do things like that."