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272 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published August 3, 2004
"Being a soulless denizen of the undead was really hard sometimes."
“We're getting reports of quite a few staked vampires.”
“So?”
She looked at me.
“Ah, no,” I whined. “What, this is my problem?”
"You're the queen.”
“Oh, so I have to protect the city's vampires?”
"The world's vampires, actually,” she said gently.
And the first who shall noe the Queen as a husband noes his Wyfe shall be the Queen’s Consort and shall rule at her side for a thousand yeares.
—The Book of the Dead
If that rat bastard Sinclair thinks I’m going to be his wife for a thousand years, he’s out of his fucking mind.
—From the private papers of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth I, Empress of the Undead, Rightful Ruler of the Vampires, Consort of Eric I, Lawful King