Atheist Quotes

“Owning a gun proves "In God we trust" is a lie. If you actually trusted in God, you wouldn't feel like you need a gun.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“I bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like: "Damn, that name is way cooler.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“Sin more! Otherwise Jesus died for nothing.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“I know why this is Lucy's favorite song. Lucy believes in a world that's fair. As she recites, clear and crisp, I realize I believe in that world, too. I just don't believe in a god who will create it for us. I think we'll have to do it on our own.”
― Katie Henry, Heretics Anonymous

“Our planet is a freak which we shall destroy by our own wicked senseless activities in the next century. Our history will very soon come to an end. Now that God is dead, we are at last presented with the truth, yes, the truth remains, but it is on a short lead. Anyway, we are nothing and it matters not what we do.”
― Iris Murdoch, The Green Knight

“I get diarrhea more often than the average Muslim.”
― Magnus Wilton, Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

“Justin vomited in his mouth a little as he gazed upon a sea of black outfits and sidelocks. They looked like they were ready for a heavy metal concert, a funeral, or the hell that is a Brit Milah. Fuck, they looked ridiculous.”
― Magnus Wilton, Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

“Justin reached past a pot of matzoh soup for some brisket. The brisket was drier than Rachel's pussy. At least there was pomegranate juice to wash it down. Fuck, he hated this food.”
― Magnus Wilton, Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

“Stuey was in heaven, but he wished that he were in hell.”
― Magnus Wilton, Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

“No! No! I refuse to believe it. I'm sure you've often wished there was an after-life.'

Of course I had, I told him. Everybody has that wish at times. But that had no more importance than wishing to be rich, or to swim very fast, or have a better-shaped mouth.”
― Albert Camus, The Stranger

“Worshipping a cross is no different than worshipping a tree, a rock, or the stars.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Finding Happiness in Los Angeles

“He was thankful not to have to believe in God, for then such a condition of things would be intolerable; one could reconcile oneself to existence only because it was meaningless.(the whole world was like a sick-house, and there was no rhyme or reason in it)”
― W. Somerset Maugham, Of Human Bondage

“A flat screen television lowered into view. It showed an animated Islamic documentary that focused mostly on the importance of wearing the proper attire. The final prophet was quoted often, yet absent from the feature.
“If this Mohammed guy is so great, why wouldn’t they put him in the cartoon?” Kira wondered.”
― Magnus Wilton, Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

“She was not a Christian in the accepted sense; she did not believe that God had ever worked among us as a young artisan.”
― E.M. Forster, Howards End

“Ours is an illusionless humanism that cares about protecting our species, especially from itself. We must forgive humanity, and ourselves, for being what we are – neither angels nor beasts...”
― André Comte-Sponville, The Little Book of Atheist Spirituality

“Action is a part of the very reality it transforms, just as the wave is a part of the ocean. The point is not to renounce action, but to act with serenity. Our action will be all the more effective, and all the happier.”
― André Comte-Sponville

“God was seldom discussed in our family except in a very distant sort of way, rather like our cousins in Canada.”
― Deanna Raybourn, Silent on the Moor

“Religion is one of the oils with which we alleviate the friction between those who have a lot and those who have nothing.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“At least all Gods except one are man-made.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I claim not one religion, practice or belief. I do, however, study all of them. I'm disappointed.”
― A.K. Kuykendall

“The belief that heaven is above us was made even more ridiculous by the discovery of the fact that the world is not flat but round.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Atheists are good in certain ways because there is no religious discrimination among them.”
― Dr Sivakumar Gowder

“Once a friend asked me if God appeared in front of you and asked what you want? Think he (god) can make it happen anything, anything humans can’t even image off. Let me know what you will ask?

First, you must know my belief. Second, by this time now you must know me; that I won’t ask anything to anyone. To answer your hypothetical question, I won’t ask him (God) anything. Instead, I would love to say from the bottom of my heart, Fuck You.”
― Vivek Thangaswamy

“In the world of so-called civilized and intelligent humans, there are only two accepted ways to see religion - one is the way of the believer, and the other is the one of the non-believer. But there is a third way - the way of the real religious person - the way of the real scientist - the way of the real yogi. It is the way where you see religion as it is, that is, an organized structure which helps people go through their daily life with as little hitch as possible. And as such, every organized structure has its pros and cons.”
― Abhijit Naskar

“Religion is great at instilling the fear of hell, but awful at giving a taste of heaven.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Silence leads to acceptance, which leads to liberation. All of our conditioning is then suspended; so, too, are morals, manners, even simple courtesy. Dogmas, rules, commandments, churches, political parties, opinions, doctrines, ideologies, and gurus fall away. All that remains is reality. All that remains is truth. How free we suddenly feel!”
― André Comte-Sponville, The Little Book of Atheist Spirituality

“I don't believe in experts or atheist, they don't exist.”
― R.A.Delmonico

“I don't believe in atheists.”
― R.A. Delmonico

“Some people would have achieved way more if they had never prayed.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If you read many books, you may or may not become an atheist, but if you read 'nature', you will surely become a theist!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque