Crazy Quotes

“I can’t imagine feeling that way about someone,” she said. “I mean, building a house for them, and then burning parts of it to the ground when they die, and burying them beneath black flowers—” She broke off, glancing at him. “Who does that?”

“My family,” he said.”
― Nenia Campbell, Raise the Blood

“Are you away with the fairies?”
― Morgan Jane Mitchell, Kissin Irish

“I like it that way. I suffer from agoraphobia and xenophobia.

"I have to be drugged to be put on a spaceship because I can't take all that empty space, even if I'm protected from it by a steel shell."
A look of revulsion came over his face. "And I can't stand aliens!”
― Randall Garrett, In Case of Fire

“Someone posted on my work ‘This guy is crazy!’. I was so proud!”
― Steven Magee

“People do not realize I am completely okay with being called crazy!”
― Steven Magee

“As a mature adult, when someone calls me ‘Crazy!’ I take it as a compliment.”
― Steven Magee

“People say to me ‘This guy is crazy!’ and I agree with them.”
― Steven Magee

“I want to kill you!!!’ said crazy mommy of newborn baby!”
― Steven Magee

“C’est la folie humaine que je trouve amusante.”
― Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles

“The only way to deal with something crazy is to out crazy, crazy”
― Jordan Harris Poole

“In fact I’ve settled into my monotonous life pretty well, only feeling the urge to rip my hair out about once a week now.”
― Kasie West, The Distance Between Us

“That woman’s got nuts loose in her brain and a bunch of squirrels chasing after them.”
― Sleyca

“It is debatable which one of us is the insane one.”
― Steven Magee

“And he said...

...reflections are just a crazy set of lines.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“And he said...

...a bad mouth indicates a craziness of thoughts.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“And he said...

...be crazy in love but not in anger.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“Fear, combined with a touch of desperation, makes you much more open to buying into otherwise crazy practices.”
― C J Cooke

“Shell shock victims tend to go crazy in their fifties.”
― Steven Magee

“I will not date a lady that has a therapist.”
― Steven Magee

“However, very little thought, or for that matter, information, is given as to how Allah veils His Truths. One way that the Truth is veiled is through the veil of: the fear of appearing or becoming insane or “crazy.” Other veils include: becoming or appearing a fool, the veil of obviousness, the veil of shame, the veil of no longer being concerned with “stations” on the path, the veil of behaving contrary to Shariah, the veil of heresy, and the veil of leaving the Path.”
― Laurence Galian, The Sun at Midnight: The Revealed Mysteries of the Ahlul Bayt Sufis

“Happy crazy person! The best kind!!!”
― Steven Magee

“They have a science fair in Tucson, Arizona, USA. The media showed the kids with glowing blue Tesla coils! I was thinking to myself "They do not know Nikola Tesla went crazy!!!".”
― Steven Magee

“A guy can only walk the same hallway so many times. Besides, they were all dead when I did it anyways. No pain. Just fun.”
“You’re sick.”
“Sickness is contagious. Be sure to cover your mouth, or else you might catch it.”
― Finn Eccleston, The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel

“Never mind,’ says the old woman. ‘It won’t hurt for long. You’ll go crazy, or they’ll hang you. Easy as that, really.”
― Candas Jane Dorsey, Black Wine

“For many years I was an involuntary crazy person!”
― Steven Magee

“All The World's An Asylum (Sonnet 1235)

All the world's an asylum,
All the people are lunatics.
Some are but loonies of love,
Some loonies run by prejudice.

Some die running in love of currency,
Some die sharing the currency of love.
Beyond the grasp of dollar and euro,
Love is the only nonvolatile
currency in the world.

It's good to be a loonie,
If the reason is justly humane.
When human welfare is at stake,
It's only logical to be insane.

Sane, insane - be as the need arises,
To hell with the judgment of nitwits!
In an organic world no sanity is absolute,
Boldly walk the spectrum as the purpose fits.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Insan Himalayanoğlu: It's Time to Defect

“In my research into the Pine Bush UFO phenomenon, I encountered gossip about a cardboard-headed cat who walked on its hind legs. It is a story that does not make sense, seeming to exist purely to make the teller sound deranged, thus discounting anything else they might say.”
― Thomm Quackenbush

“Listen. I know it sounds crazy. But this stuff works, Larrabee,” Pearson says. “It saved my marriage.”
― Courtney Walsh, Can't Help Falling

“On the edge of the universe, my soul does traverse, In delicate verse, Each line a testament to this curse. The sound does softly coerce, as I am slowly immersed, and interspersed within this obverse transverse.

A murderous symphony teases my senses...
Oh the malice and lust overwhelm my defenses...

A dance with death, such a gentle embrace...
How it soothes the fire in this soul with effortless grace...

Empathy and sympathy have clearly left me...
And insanity and inhumanity are now my vanity...”
― Aaron T. Powell

“At that moment he happily became the ‘walking crazy’: those who are conscious of the fact that they have lost their sanity, and that in losing their sanity, they have reached a higher level of existence. And as the walking crazy, the young man closed his eyes and fell deeply within, finding there not darkness but other worlds, complete other spaces where he was free from all physical pain and struggle.”
― John Kreiter, The Art of Transmutation