Gaming Quotes

“Whatever it is you want to be good at, you have to make sure you continue to read, and learn, and seek joy elsewhere, because you never know where inspiration will strike.”
― Sid Meier, Sid Meier's Memoir!: A Life in Computer Games

“I like to kill new things.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Come on, ho. Let's elope.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“That guy's got a degree in 'Fuck Fox0r”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I now pronounce you all dead as fuck. You may now suck my dick”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Let's go loot this piece of shit, here.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I'm the most confident failure in the world right now, and I love every God damn second of it.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Speak your confident life force into my ninja ass, Callum.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I've never been molested by a goat.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“It's always rewarding watching your homeboys get decapitated.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“There's three constants in life: death, taxes, and Dr. Wily.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“A somewhat provocative example of the interconnections between the gaming industry and finance. A technologist working for a large London hedge fund hinted this to me in interview. Trained in computer science and engineering, this interviewee first worked as a network programmer for large online multiplayer games. His greatest challenge was the fact that the Internet is not instantaneous: when a player sends a command to execute in action, it takes time for the signal to reach the computer server and interact with the commands of other players. For the game to be realistic, such delays have to be taken into account when rendering reality on the screen. The challenge for the network programmer is to make these asymmetries as invisible as possible so that the game seem 'equitable to everyone.' The problem is similar in finance, where the physical distance from the stock exchange's matching engines matters tremendously, requiring a similar solution to the problem of latency: simulating the most likely state of the order book on the firm's computers in order to estimate the most advantageous strategies or the firm's trading algorithms. Gaming and finance are linked not through an institutional imperative of culture or capital - or even a strategy, as such - but rather through the more mundane and lowly problems of how to fairly manage latency and connectivity.”
― Juan Pablo Pardo-Guerra, Automating Finance: Infrastructures, Engineers, and the Making of Electronic Markets

“I've never been fucked by a spider lady.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“How many dicks does a man have to suck to get a penguin dab around here?”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Smile! You're on 'Candid Fuck-Off'!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“4 months and I outlive Jesus!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Condom or condom not, there is no try.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I'm about to cock-punch that dog.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I'm not going to get mad. I have control over my emotions. Little babies complain about video games. Men get back up and do it again and just fucking win, so that's what I'm going to do.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“You know what men do? Run across this bridge, stab this fucker in the dick, roll four times like a legend, poke seven bitches with their phallic-looking spear in the process, heal up with full HP, grab the shitty amount of souls they have and run upstairs in their toga outfit, screaming 'ALALALALALA!'.

Make it fun, bitches.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Skeletons ain't shit, but hoes and tricks”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Why did I just try to roll up his asshole? That's not a strategy!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“And you thought women were the only backstabbers...well, you were wrong, Club Man!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“There is no way I'm parrying that shit, dude. You really think I could parry that? I could try. I could try. I'll get my dick smashed in, but I could try.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“It's personal now. It's personal between me and Sir Clubbington.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Fuck that guy's couch. I'm just going to get my 7,000 souls and saying sayonara to that dude.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Okay, now we just run and hope we don't get a skeleton army of 10,000,000 people behind us here...and I'm pretty sure we are. I can hear them coming behind us.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Torrent357, what is up? Welcome to the Aarosphere. Thank you for joining us. Hope you had the pleasure of watching me get a club smashed through my dick right there. If not, just continue to hang out and I'm sure you'll see it again here in a second ... Cash, why don't you go ahead and help him feel at home while I stand there and almost get cold-clocked to death.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Havel's a little bitch and he needs to die, cause there's only one king of this forest and he doesn't have a granite club. He's got a tiki skirt and a whole shit load of resolve. Let's go.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“You know you're a made man when you've found a job you're so passionate about that the world's sexiest women are undressing themselves in front of you and they've still got to put in all the work if they want to get laid.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen