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“Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.”
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“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.”
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“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even those who are raw.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, given the choice, instead of being grilled until hell freezes over, the average sane human being would, needless to say, rather spend forever idling in an extremely fertile garden, next to a lamb or a chicken or a parrot, which they do not secretly want to eat, and a lion or a tiger or a crocodile, which does not secretly want to eat them.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our food to companies whose owners and employees make a living by exploiting our busyness or laziness and our innate hunger to continue living.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with that, then how in the name of God do you differentiate between a man’s girlfriend and a girl that is a friend to the man?”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”
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“As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive for many years has become a boy again.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
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